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Chloe and Lady M are back for the season finale to make sense of the news, and they don’t manage it. This week, aliens are taking over the White House (everyone is fine with it), data centres are going boom, and the internet tries to AI Megan Fox into looking fat, when actually she’s perfectly fine and still the hottest woman around. We also work out what exactly makes someone a millennial and pit...

Bulletin… incoming. 📢 This week we bring you the latest news from around the world that we have absolutely no clue about. We speculate, we accumulate, and we state with total confidence exactly what we think. And if you don’t like it… well, you know the line. On the agenda: the Russian virus, the PS5 crash, and the question that’s been keeping the nation up at night: is Mrs Dell a robot, a victim...

There's never a good time to shit yourself… or is there? This week Chloe and Lady M dive bum-first into the great debate: the best, the worst, and the frankly unforgivable moments to lose control of your bowels. From first dates to job interviews, sky-driving to that one wedding, no scenario is safe and no dignity survives. Expect banter. Expect embarrassing stories we probably should've k...

What would you actually do if catastrophe struck right now? Chloe and Lady M find themselves trapped in a burning office block at the Shard, thanks to a helicopter crash, the flooded city below crawling with man-eating sharks, and a crazy mob outside plus we have to deal with Jill, who let's be honest isn't our favourite co-worker. Naturally, the plan involves sacrificing Jill, going toe-t...

This week we're unpacking the stuff that's totally fine... until you actually think about it. Who should really be in charge of the big red button (spoiler: it's us). What it would look like if we got fat, put on a suit, and rode a motorcycle shaking our tits down the high street. How big we'd be "down there" if we'd been born men (Answer: HUGE) We also uncover irrefu...

It was Lady M's birthday last week, which means it's time to get morbid this week. To celebrate another trip round the sun, we crack open IMDb's death list and turns out we're both spectacularly bad at knowing who's famous. Then there's the shocking case of Dolly (spoiler: Jolene did it, we're calling it, case closed). We run through who we're quietly hoping snuffs...

This week we're turning the mics on each other with a round of random questions and things get messy fast. Before the questions even begin, we somehow cover the great emergency alarm incident, why Count Binface is quietly the best politician in Britain and why Chloe looks like Bugs Bunny today. Henry Cavill also gets a mention, in a chicken suit, doing God knows what behind the scenes. Natural...

This week Chloe and Lady M tackle the biggest debate of our generation: what deserves to be cancelled, and what deserves a triumphant comeback tour. Spoiler alert - plastic straws are getting fully reinstated, no notes, no apologies. Meanwhile shrinkflation ruining vintage chocolate bars is getting the boot. On the bring-back list: full-size chocolate bars, £5 notes hidden in crisp packets, telete...

This week: a full rant about the struggles of human interaction - including our own. Gym slap-arses with no concept of personal space, a little picker segment that got away from us, cowboy hats (yes, that's us), a run of shocking accents (also us), and a three-legged pigeon who's somehow is mentioned in more conversations than not. No filter, no structure, mild self-awareness. Apologies in...

Britain After Dark: the weird, the overlooked, and the frankly cursed corners of UK life. Two millennials shine a torch into the bits of British life that don't make the tourism adverts. This week: petty thefts and the noble tradition of impersonating a police officer, before we pull into a dimly lit layby to give dogging the serious cultural analysis it's long been denied. From there it only gets...

Reality is fake, your daily life is proof, and the devs stopped patching this thing years ago. This week we're breaking out of the Matrix or at least trying to, before one of us spirals about a vanishing sock and the other has to talk them down. We even asked Claude and it agreed we're in the simulation, which is either reassuring or the worst thing an AI has ever told us. Featuring: bad N...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the totally hypothetical scenario of waking up completely naked in public. What would we do? How would we handle it? Turns out, we have wildly confident and absolutely chaotic answers. We discuss our approaches with zero self-awareness, including bush bouncing, boob management techniques, and the absolutely unhinged idea of riding a giraffe bareba...

Forget rationing water and building shelter, this week we're stranding ourselves on a desert island with the worst possible survival kit. From smuggling in a hospitalised F1 driver to a baby nobody remembers boarding with (questionable parenting, excellent content), we rank the items we'd drag into chaos with us, purely to make the situation worse. No logic. No sense. Fair warning: we'...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling a universal millennial problem: seeing someone do a job on TV and thinking "yeah, I could absolutely do that." We dive deep into the jobs we think we'd be genuinely good at, completely ignoring the small detail that we have zero training, zero qualifications, and zero business being anywhere near these professions. But hey, confidence...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're exploring the fascinating criminal mastermind strategy of: What would you steal if you could only take things that mildly inconvenience your victim? Chloe gets absolutely rage-baited as we discuss stealing her precious books and foot-related thefts are apparently a category (don't ask), followed by tech annoyance 101. We also threw in a scary movie shou...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're sweating through our clothes and our dignity as we discuss surviving a UK heatwave. First up: heatwave fashion. We're talking black t-shirts and shorts because that's our vibe and we're not changing it. Other summer staples include shirtless skinny men and people wearing full pajamas to the supermarket. Fashion is dead. Next crucial question: do...

Episode Description: This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're discussing what we would do if we ruled the world. Cue evil laugh. What big changes would we make? Can we make it a better place? Turns out, absolutely not. We kick off with the idiot test - identifying idiots and casting them out. There's a lot of them. We tackle keeping David Attenborough's soul alive by putting him in a head...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're asking the big question: What would we rather do than go to work on a Monday? Spoiler alert: literally anything. Chloe is officially done with corporate life and has regressed to eating easy chewable baby snacks because adulting is overrated. We dove into our lengthy career paths of bar work, graduate schemes, and living the millennial 9-5 lie that promised...

WE'RE BACK FOR SEASON 3! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're tackling the doom and gloom of the world but trying to cheer everyone up with our peak millennial energy. Spoiler alert: it's not working, but we're trying. We kicked off with quick-fire rounds including "what was your first ringtone?" (embarrassing), "what is a peak millennial flex?" (owning a house,...

SEASON 2 FINALE CHAOS! This week on Our Shit Podcast, we forced Chloe to download a dating app and then proceeded to absolutely destroy every profile we came across. You're welcome, internet dating. To be fair to these poor unsuspecting daters (are we though?), we gave them alternative names before ripping apart their pictures, personalities, and questionable life ethics. Each lucky contestant...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're confronting our deepest fears and honestly they're more embarrassing than terrifying. We kick off with the ultimate modern horror: accidentally sending abusive messages directly to the person you were slagging off. Absolutely mortifying. Then we dive into Lady M's public speaking phobia which is unfortunate given it's literally her day-to-day jo...

Welcome back to Our Shit Podcast and this week we are FIXING DATING and talking about the Do's and Don't on a first date. You're welcome. From basic hygiene (you'd think it goes without saying, but here we are), to what you should and absolutely should not talk about, to whether a MAGA hat or as Lady M correctly calls them, a Mega hat is ever acceptable (it's not). We get into...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we're diving into all the embarrassing things people don't want to admit but we're sharing anyway because we have no shame left. We start with the classics: talking to pets like they're actual people (guilty), Donald Trump somehow having a pet capybara (we need confirmation on this), and the eternal struggle of holding in a fart until you've damag...

This week we're getting into our icks and there are  lots  of them. We kick things off with the big ones: posing with a fish (you know who you are), not wiping down gym equipment (criminal behaviour), and being rude to waiting staff (instant red flag, no further questions). But then we turn the microscope on ourselves. Yep, we're owning our own icks. The traits we hate to admit we have bef...

This week on Our Shit Podcast, we stumbled upon a magical lamp in Costco (as you do) and naturally had to discuss our ultimate three wishes. We kicked off with the ambitious plan of morphing into animals and landed on the ultimate heist because apparently we think we're Ocean's Eleven but with better fur. Then we got into the tech wishes: one of us wants to profit from it and to make peopl...