Objectively Wrong

We wouldn't blame you if you forgot that football happened this week.  After two great Championship games, nobody cares and there's so much more to talk about.  We hit everything possible (even the football) this week, with a focus in the recent Brian Flores-led lawsuit. 

Super Wildcard Weekend has left our two hosts miserable, disappointed, and studying the draft already.  After a recap of the weekend festivities, John and Abtin divert their attention to predicting the entirety of the playoffs from here on.  Will Green Bay still win the Super Bowl or has a season of chaos changed our minds?  Does Buffalo and Kansas City continue their growing moment...

After a fantastic Divisional weekend we are left pondering the future of Green Bay, the landscape of AFC quarterbacks, and Sean Payton (he retired the day after recording). With both of our 1st seeds failing to win, we are forced to predict the Playoffs once again. 

Fresh off the game of the year, John and Abtin dive deep into the Raiders and Chargers sunday night game.  Afterwards, a short primer into Black Monday, and playoff predictions for Super Wild Card Weekend. 

The season wraps up and we predict the important games of the first ever week 18.  Are we delirious or are we destined for a Sunday night tie?

The season is wrapping up and the holidays are winding down.  So what do we do to wrap it all up in a nice bow?  John gets to complain about Chris Simms preseason QB rankings.  We also find a great statistical analysis on QB help and QB performance, and of course it must be discussed. 

It's nearly christmas and we're behind alot, but at least the NFL is delaying football games too.  We talk about the bottom falling out on the Jaguars and Urban Meyer, alongside living with covid in the NFL. 

We know it's been awhile.  We're back with an extra long episode, after missing a couple of weeks to...life. 

With a playoff picture becoming more and more foggy, and every contender looking beatable any given week, the utter chaos of the NFL has somehow left us empty, unsatisfied, and with nothing to talk about.  Filling the void we take a look at the underappreciated and crucial parts of each team, before we run the episode down with our weekly predictions.

Leaving the past behind us and hoping to see the future of an absolute chaotic NFL season, here's our completely wrong and not at all right team predictions.

After the news regarding Henry Ruggs, Abtin and John put the midseason predictions on hold.

For nearly half the league the thought of contending for a Super Bowl will have to wait until next year.  We rate each teams' chances going into next year.  

A third of the season done and with nearly half the league needing a QB now or possibly in the near future, we take a look at 7 QB prospects, not including Spencer Rattler. 

The resignation of Raiders head coach Jon Gruden is the only thing anyone is talking about.  As your resident Raiders fan, Abtin has words and a John of our own to support them. 

The show falls apart as John experiences an emotional morning, and just needs to talk about it.  Lot of laughs coming to you in this lead up to week 5.

We talk the losers of the NFL season so far, hit you with our own predictions, and have some fun talking about the randomest of things. 

Better late than never, week 3 comes and goes.  Catch up on what we thought, before it all went down. 

It's week 2 which means we get to overreact to every week 1 victory and defeat.  John takes the time to question just how the Raiders were able to win despite Jon Gruden.

Don't shoot the editor, we recorded this episode just before the season started.  But for posterity sake here's our Week 1 Predictions.  Laugh at our misfortunes...cause there's a big miss.  

Listen now and know the future.  Which AFC team is gearing up for a party, and which is ready to not smash their tables in half *cough* *cough*  And which NFC team has visions of spoiling another Chiefs' Superbowl win? Is it the last dance or another ring for Tommy just to spite John?  Learn whether or not you can skip this year or not...looking at you Detroit. 

Preseason is dusted, now the real fun begins.  32 Teams, 32 Takes, and 32 future mistakes.  It's time to plan our funeral, cause John and Abtin will somehow drink even more than last year. 

We finish up our look at schedules just before preseason ends.  It's the opportune time to laugh at John's misery and his flightless birds. 

We're halfway there, and bringing the hot-takes with the NFC.  Which surprise team makes the playoffs in a story-tell fashion?

We wrap up the AFC, talk Carson Wentz injury, and the rest of the news in a busy offseason week. 

The offseason is officially over for Aaron Rodger and for us.  We begin with a look at the schedules of AFC North and South.  Which teams do we have trending up and down?