Objectively Wrong

It is the most unpredictable of times in the NFL, where the lack of useful preseason games gives us some of the sloppiest and harrowing football of the year.

Season Greetings!!! As we kick into gear we hit you with a full season prediction and a general vibe check on the teams angling for a playoff run. In a stacked AFC which teams fall just short of a playoff campaign.

We're back from the everlasting offseason just in time for Jim Irsay to pick an Orca over his own star RB. Should you pay RBs? Everyone has seen the evidence, but the truth gets murky when it's your own team.

Well guys we went hard this draft day and it is obvious. Excuse the chaos and say hello to our quick fire and immediate reactions to what proved to be a very very weird 1st round. Who are the winners and losers in a night that was filled with surprises?

It's time to make our final predictions with how the first round of the NFL Draft will go. And boy is this draft just weird and full of mystery. Which team is moving up for a QB, will 5 QBs actually go, will the Eagles draft a RB? So many more questions, and infinite scenarios.

This morning we deliver the "What We Would Do Mock." This is the for fun mock we do every year before we make our actual predictions.

The long awaited QB episode is here, and boy are we excited. Who is the number 1 QB really? How high can Anthony Richardson really climb? Which of these QBs are falling? Is there a Brock Purdy among the lot? Everything and more in what proves to be an exceptional class.

We are sprinting towards the finish line as we talk about the absolute stellar defensive line talent on full display in this class.

Before the main course you must eat your vegetables. In what are the two worst classes of the draft are there any glimmers of hope among these safeties and linebackers?

In what can possibly go down in history as the best goddamn Corner class we have ever scouted, we break down the lion's share of Day 1-2 talent. Listen and be amazed in the quality of NFL players walking through the door.

Every year John cracks open a beer and dissects the burliest of men college football has to offer. Come witness the truth from the OL master himself.

In a shocking twist, this TE class may end up being the deepest in the draft. If you need a TE, rejoice because the future is secure. We bring you 5 TEs who all have the potential to be a team's No. 1, and a couple of honorable mentions that are just on the edge.

In John's world where each RB isn't worth the pick they came in, does Bijan move the needle? Are there any RBs here who can match the unexpected results of Dameon Pierce or Tyler Allgeier? And most importantly are there any RBs after Bijan worth taking?

Draft Season has officially begun on the Objectively Wrong Podcast. Today we give you the WR group that fails to drive headlines. Is their depth in a class with such a weak Day 1 talent?

We are back, and my god look at the time we are later than the White Rabbit. We hit the Panthers-Bears trade, and why Ryan Poles settled for too little. Then we go over the major free agent signings for each team. And yes, the draft coverage is coming soon to a speaker near you.

In what promises to be a fun matchup, what will happen first...Patrick Mahomes break the MVP curse,  or will Chris Simms finally give Jalen Hurts the respect he deserves?

After Divisional Weekend we have a strong final four, but let's forget about the winners for a week.  Instead we focus on what each Divisional loser can do to fix their teams.  Are the Bills and Cowboys doomed?  Will the Giants have room to add to their roster after Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley get paid?

John takes control as we examine the first round of playoffs.  Will the Chargers rebound from their brutal playoff exit?  What's next for Tom Brady? And how should the Giants approach this offseason with both Daniel Jones and Saqoun Barkley needing new deals?

With the holiday season officially behind us, and with life finally allowing us to breathe...WE ARE BACK.  Catch up with us, because the NFL decided to cram all the news over Christmas Dinner. 

In a very special holiday episode, we give you a side of nonsense.  Enough football has been played this year, its time to take a trip into the absurd.  What would you do if Henry Cavill's Superman came knocking on your door?  Join us as we do our best James Gunn impression and kill the Man of Steel faster than DC Studios ever could. 

In the last serious episode of the year, we take a look at the likely playoff teams, and which teams, if any, can make a late arrival.

After a short and long break (just go with it), we allow football to come back into our lives. 

For thanksgiving you know what we do, spend an entire episode wondering if there is anything at all to be grateful for as a Raiders fan now and in the near future.  

Sitting in the corner, sipping tequila, Abtin stares at the man who has hurt him his whole life.  An old 14 year old with a bowl cut, white shirt and pants stained with the sweet and sour tang of PF Changs.    Where did it go wrong?

At this point every team knows if they are for real, and it's time to make the last push towards a championship.  Which moves actually took a step towards that?