Objectively Wrong

Recorded before the trade deadline, we examine the trades already made and sit on our GM chairs.  

Howie Roseman has guided the NFL into the twilight zone.  In a world where Daniel Jones and Zach Wilson win football games.  A world where Geno Smith is a top 10 QB.  While John trains his pole climbing skills, Abtin sits and wonders when the light will shine on his face again. 

This season's foundation is already showing its fair share of cracks as numerous stars and role players fall into the deep abyss that is the IR.  Which teams can rise from the Meadow Land Turf, and which have already grown fond of the taste of gravel?

In a world where anyone can win a football game, John and Abtin stand in opposite sides of the spectrum.  Will the Raiders ever win a game?  Are the Eagles now the favorites in the NFC?

After a week that continues to prove we know nothing about football, we talk about Trey Lance and Justin Herbert and what it means for each team.  Stay tuned after the weekly predictions to learn why exactly this show is called "Objectively Wrong."

It's still the beginning of the year...a team can't be judged until week 4.  This and many more is what I tell myself before I sleep.  John's doing just great by the way. 

A double feature for you! Time to reload Shot-takes and get drunk on air.

With the 2nd Half of our Double Feature, here's how we expect the entire season to go, before a single game was even played.

On Football Morning, we present to you which NFC teams you can get excited about, and which our due for a step back. 

The offseason is finally over and we are back! Enjoy the next two episodes that were recorded during the long summer, while we were desperate for content.  This time, we check the QB ratings of our most beloved analyst Chris Simms.  Will we be confused once again?

The offseason is finally over and we are back! Enjoy the next two episodes that were recorded during the long summer, while we were desperate for content.  First off, we have the ranking nobody wanted, but everyone must respect.  Here are the best backup QBs in the NFL.

After a quality and enjoyable break (for one of us), the boys are back in town.  You’ve all seen NFL Power Rankings, well let’s do the same BUT different.  We talk about true contenders, who are still a year away, and which teams really should just blow up the roster.

The boys recover from an absolutely insane Day 1 of the 2022 NFL draft, filled with NINE trades and questionable decision making.  Stick around, while we grade each pick, and tell you which team won and which teams need to be sent in for re-education.

On the Eve of the most important day of the year, two men sit down and study the ancient literature to deliver the most accurate mock draft in all of the internet.  Join us as we channel the inner spirit of Kevin Costner and draft Travon Walker, No matter what.

Armed with film study, anger and whiskey, John and Abtin play general manager and make every selection in the first round of the 2022 NFL Draft.  TRENT BAALKE, DON'T DO IT!!!!

On this hallowed day, with the most important position group in the draft...nay the league, we give the rankings that will be looked back upon forever.  Is this dramatic enough?  QB Rankings are finally here, with surprises galore.

The Eagles and Saints have made a trade worthy of the Draft Season...and for what?  Could it be one of the Linebackers we ranked this  episode, or do the Saints fancy a move up?  We give you the way too early grade for the trade, our LB rankings, and our own opinions on a recent NFL Analyst's mock draft.

In a mere 3 weeks the NFL draft will finally open.  So with no further introduction, we rank the best players in the 2nd most important position on the team.  Which Defensive Edge is the difference between the Super Bowl and a 1st round exit?  And is there another Aaron Donald waiting for his opportunity to shine?

It's basically April and we finally start on the defense in this draft.  After the weekly news, join us as we breakdown the top safeties and corners in this draft, and if they live up to the hype. 

There's near a hundred of newly signed free agents to talk about...but before we even look at that, we need to talk about the headline signings, the shocking trades, and how the AFC is hoarding all the talent.

Russell Wilson is a Denver Bronco, and Aaron Rodgers is staying a Packer.  When it rains it pours.  The NFL offseason is really heating up as we approach free agency.  Let's not forget the newest controversy, as Calvin Ridley will sit out an entire year following a small gambling scandal.  Lastly, we cannot forget that the Draft is nearly here, and even if free agency will comp...

Helloooooooo Youtube! For the first time ever you can catch us on video in youtube, in addition to your regulary served podcasts.  We deep dive a solid and big TE class before the combine, and John gushes over the OLine crop coming out this year.  Watch out next week, the first mock comes with the end of the combine. 

It's time for the Running-backs, and boy is there a lot of them. We give our big board before the Combine hits your screen. 

The NFL season is over, and with the Rams taking home the ultimate prize it is time for 31 other teams to move on.  Rams fans we review the Super Bowl and give you another opportunity to bask in the warmth of victory.  Bengals fans, come here for a hug as we take a look at our top 16 WRs in the coming draft. 

After a month, seven NFL teams have finally chosen their next head coaches.  Who hit a home run, and who hit a dud? Afterwards we give our predictions for the Super Bowl.  Will the ultimate underdog Bengals pull out another win, or can the Rams avoid collapsing under the weight of their own expectations?