Objectively Wrong

After a lot of problems, technical and life, we are back.  We explain everything in a "short" return episode. 

In the offseason dearth, we examine expectations and the role Julio Jones will have after joining the Titans. 

The offseason curse strikes.  Julio Jones was traded so soon after we recorded, the episode was barely edited.  Listen to the before, because the after is coming very soon. 

It's the dead space of the season so it's time to play some games.  We take the time for a fun draft: Picking coaches to start on offense. 

In an extra-long episode that made our editor cry, we go over our initial reactions to each team's schedule in detail. 

It's a longer episode...we go team by team and do a quick recap and grade that will no doubt be objectively wrong (get it). 

The boys congregated for the yearly ritual of watching draft day and then the real draft.  Live from John's apartment and right after the first round we react to all the surprises and disappointments. 

The NFL Draft is nigh and we wrap up the draft season with our official predictive mock.  Skip the draft because you already have it. 

It's time to give our consensus big board for the NFL draft, and there's a few surprises.  

Congrats on the retirement Julian Edelman...now let's discuss if you deserve the hall of fame (just like everyone else is). It's also time for another Mock Draft.  With the spotlight on us and head to head how many players did we possibly get right?

The boys take a deeper dive into the best part of the offseason...and plan to once again.  This doesn't stop them from getting sidetracked with childhood cartoons though. 

The guys give an attempt at a mock draft that will surely be changed multiple times until the draft. 

This episode came out late, but it was the new league year has come and we just need to discuss it. 

Free Agency officially opens up tomorrow, and with looming decisions just around the corner we give our very first mock draft.  Agree or disagree, we can guarantee you, it won't be the last. 

The boys have let their livers recover and now it's time to set up ten more shot-takes for the offseason.  We also talk about what JJ Watt means for the Russell Wilson divide in Seattle, while taking the opportunity to rag on Houston just a little bit more. 

Well the time has come for season shot-takes to wreak havoc over our bodies.  John and Abtin regret life decisions and hit on possible JJ Watt landing spots. 

It always comes back to QBs.  On the week where everyone's focusing on the Super Bowl (and we do break down key matchups), we can't help ourselves.  With Stafford's trade on our mind, we talk about every QB in the NFL and whether or not they're position on the team is safe.

With nothing to talk about, the boys retread some of the same ground but with a twist.  What does John think of the Eagle hires?  Where does Matthew Stafford rank among NFL Quarterbacks?

We grade the latest coaching hires, and how they fit each team.  John takes a moment to rant about the Eagles' coaching search and their treatment of Doug Pederson.  We wrap it up with a deep dive into Championship weekend.

The boys wax poetically about the Cleveland Browns, talk the latest on the numerous head coaching jobs, and wonder why Jack Easterby is the true owner of the Houston Texans.  Will Watson escape Jack, or is his career doomed to repeat the Texan QBs of the past.

The boys check on the coaching candidates interviewed for each opening and select the best coach for the job.  Jason Garrett is interviewing for the Charger job...and we can't let that sit.  We wrap it up with wild card predictions, and a prediction on which teams will make it to the Super Bowl. 

John and Abtin take a look at this years regrets and WR Free Agency coming soon.

The New York Jets have saved Christmas….for Jacksonville.  We rant about the Jets and their future 15 year mistake. Why the Jaguars just became the most attractive job in the NFL, and John drinks while Abtin guesses who made the Pro Bowl.  

John goes down the rabbit hole again talking about Jalen Hurts and Carson Wentz.  After, we talk about everyone's favorite future-GM Louis Riddick.  We wrap it up giving our editor double the work he normally does. 

Matt Patricia is gone! Cue Lions fans cheering in the background.  With Adam Gase somehow still around it inspired us to dive in, pick out the coaches in danger, and replacing them all in one swoop.  Also John experiences all the stages of grief for his Eagles in an epic rant.