Not If I Reboot You First!

*kachow* It's a lightning round! We're going through our ideas lists and just throwing out whatever we think could get a good reboot but we don't know how to do a full episode on them yet! Historical Epics! Forgotten YTV sitcoms! Weird anime satires! All this and more in today's episode! Our friendship promo this week is @WaywardOCPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be foun...

This week Crest is back to tell us about Get Ed, a Disney show that only lasted one season before exploding - literally! We also discuss adding lore, clown rivals, and waitresses on jetboots. Our friendship promo this week is @ReachThePodcast! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon reque...

Nya! It's time for feline violence this week because Panda has taken control of the show and has a list of demands for making a Warrior Cats animated series, including making the girls better and making the cats queer (good for them). While Lindsay and Tanner are trapped in here, these three will discuss poor little meow-meows, Cat Heaven and Hell, and the naming of cats. Our friendship promo this...

There's not much to reboot here because, as returning guest Rem finds out, ReVice is actually a pretty good show (even if Tanner thinks the title rider's palette sucks and Lindsay thinks the Remixes look like weird yoga poses). But that's okay, because we're shipping it off to Aotearoa to remake it for the Power Rangers fans, and as we do we'll discuss sillyness vs seriousness, family units vs shi...

One time Sam played Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 and the ending blew his little kid mind, and also turned him against Mario. So now he wants to make a game where Wario can get everything he deserves - his house, his vengeance, etc - but also slowly lose his mind as the game falls apart around him. Along this buggy path we also discuss completionism, a game theory, and why there are no polycules...

This weeks' episode contains spoilers for the Ms. Marvel tv show and a lot fo griping about how Marvel has handled both the Inhumans and the X-men. There's a simple solution: make all the Inhumans trans! Well not really, it's a metaphor. But maybe also literally. Tanner and Lindsay discuss moon throuples, Fuckhands McMike, and being a little freak? Our friendship promo this week is @queerasfact! O...

This week we run when the sun comes up because Theo is rebooting Metal Gear Rising ReVengeance as a...new gaming genre? If you've got a big sword and you're getting cancelled on twitter you can star in your very own ReVengeance game. Tanner and Lindsay will learn about Darth Maul lore and the twinks of Devil May Cry, and Theo will learn about TFWiki and Tommy Oliver's thighs. Our friendship promo...

Who was Reynolds? How did Poe die? Was there a raccoon? These questions are answered by the 2012 film The Raven, but Maq didn't like it so she's throwing it out and replacing it with a multi-author murder mystery. Along with Lindsay and Tanner she discusses literary allusion deaths, whale art, and the hollow earth. Our friendship promo this week is @QueerDungeons! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptc...

Tonight! Bryan is here to bend time and space and time to his will and give Kenny Omega the emotional wrestling arc he deserved! There are high highs and low lows, journeys to Japan to fight god and killing kayfabe for like the 17th time. Lindsay and Tanner are rapt with attention, so just jump in and listen to this infodump! Our friendship promo this week is @W_Queerdom! Our cover art is by Alex...

This week Tanner is rebooting a 90s tv show they've never seen and also a 1946 film that they've never seen. But what they do know is that they can slip some gaslighting into a spooky romcom with werewolves and faeries and maybe some UFOs - those last two could be the same thing in Lindsay's opinion. We also put crab people in the Chunnel. Our friendship promo this week is @ChillHavenHigh! Our cov...

LINDSAY IS GOING TO CONDENSE 50 YEARS OF ROMAN HISTORY AND WHO-KNOWS-HOW-MANY HOURS OF PODCASTING INTO A SINGLE HOUR. YOU ARE GOING TO ENJOY IT. Our friendship promo this week is DeathbyDyingPod! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is available upon request. Our email is NotIfIRebootYouFirst@gmail.com...

Cars! They're everywhere! And even though some people will always prefer them, in general it's better to have robust public transportation. And what better way to teach the children the importance of such social systems than a stop-motion movie starring mice from a children's book? Tanner will tell Lindsay about mouse puns, mob mentality, and accents that travel through every state over the course...

This Week Lindsay is rebooting Jericho, a show that tried to see what would happen to a small town if the US was suddenly splintered in the wake of an internal attack - but then it got cancelled - twice, no matter how many peanuts you sent in. She's gonna make sure that this time the people can get along, and also make it gayer (happy pride!) Our friendship promo this week is @AfterbitePod! Our co...

This week our guest Bobby has decided that time just isn't wibbly-wobbly enough on Doctor Who, so he's venturing into an era before continuity - a time where anyone can play the doctor, anyone can play a companion, and anyone can get involved in historical alien shenanigans. We discuss accidental spying, a few mosasaurs, and dating controversy (not like that). Our friendship promo this week is @Ci...

We were so excited to have Lady Emily join us this week, but we were not prepared for the exquisite Home Improvement reboot she brought to us - it came to her in a dream, y'all! And as she tells us of it we'll also discuss dad behaviour, microwave wiring, and the cover of the Black Eyed Peas album The E.N.D. Our friendship promo this week is @PodVsMachine! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and...

This week we're talking about The Skeptics - or are we? Yes. It's a comic miniseries that follows a pair of American youths faking psychic powers during the cold war - and a pair of Russians youths who aren't. Tanner wants to take the premise and expand it, letting them see the problems on both sides of the curtain and look at how it's the governments being cruel and incompetent that ruin everythi...

This week Lindsay is taking us to an alternate Victorian era where the supernatural is common place. A woman is dating a hot werewolf scotsman and a vampire is dating a man with a very silly name, and they'll all have to fight a giant robot octopus. Or maybe a mummy octopus. Also discussed are Tom Hiddleston being tall, a gondola chase, and manifesting AMVs. Our friendship promo this week is @Meme...

X is the tenth number and the coolest letter, so if Tanner is rebooting the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise we gotta start off by sending Mr. Knifey-Hands himself to space! Where does the sci-fi end and the dreams beginning? What are the dangers of cyber-weed? Is this also an accidental Event Horizon remake? All these and more will be answered this week. Our friendship promo this week is @StFleu...

Have you heard of Guinevere Jones? Of course not, no one has except for Lindsay, and her interest in it led to her digging deep into the history of Guinevere and some cyclical English old gods? Anyway we're gonna work that into this middle grade show while looking at the dangers of nostalgia and living vicariously through children. Also discussed are being born to play a bad boy, Tanner's power ra...

Once upon a time there was a very special espionage-comedy series. Now it works for Tanner, because they're rebooting it. They're taking bits and pieces of the 2019 Charlie's Angels film and making the movie that should've been created instead, thanks to the returning 00s trio. Lindsay and them will also discuss who gets to be Jason Borne, tactical sexiness, and dying in a fiery pit. Our friendshi...

Uh...well, something's gone wrong and our longtime friends Cassidy and Lava from Kids and Their Dog may have ended their podcast just in time to anger some kind of podcast deity. Well, as long as they're here, we might as well figure out what they should do next? Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music is by Shawn Clake, who's contact info is...

Bats! Bats! They'll send you to the Thirty Years War! This week Lindsay tackles 1632, a fascinating look at what would happen if a West Virginia mining town was dropped in the middle of Europe at war. She'll tune it up by making the small town less idealized and promoting some more interesting royals to regulars. Also discussed is time as an art medium, roasting the Habsburgs, and Prussian Blue. O...

This week's topic not only writes itself, but it's already been written. The only way Tanner could think of to spice of Pride and Prejudice - Muppets! That's right, Piggy is Liz and Kermit is a scrungly little scrimblo of a Darcy, and everyone else...well, you'll just have to wait and see. We also discuss Muppet Babies Exclusives, the Jonas Brothers Mansion, and Loooong John. Our friendship promo...

This episode is a reboot of The Secret Circle, but borrowing a lot from The Craft. Lindsay is rebuilding the whole thing to be about grody outcasts in the late 90s who don't look like extruded hunk product messing with things beyond their ken and getting into messy queer relationships with each other. Also discussed are fulling in love at an anime convention, Mrs. Carmody-type figures, and the Deg...

This week is basically just Tanner loredumping on Lindsay about Magic: The Gathering so that they can turn everything on its head and make it a high school anime AU where all the Planeswalkers are TEEEEEEEENS. Also discussed is a bara lion, being too miserable to fuck, and no perverts. Our friendship promo this week is @rollgayroleplay! Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be fou...