No Time to Not Win

Stothton once again discusses suburban life with Greg Summers, but this time they're in John's building in NYC. They're on John's turf now and John is determined to free Greg from the cult of do-nothings and get him back to the life he was meant for; ruining lives, corporate espionage, and stacking more cheddar than Kraft and Velveeta combined. At least that was the plan, but i...

Stothton wants to furnish his building's lobby with some plant life so in this episode he discusses tree options with two potential contractors, Joff Cedar and Nick Milnis. You can probably guess what kind of tree Joff wants to put in the lobby and Nick seems to be interested in pretty much everything else.

Stothton discusses modern automotive safety features with race mechanic Chase Wallaz and new employee Tyler Skyler. Modern car features are by and large pointless and they have led to a generation of truly awful drivers, like Tyler.

Stothton discusses suburban life and stepping away from big business with Greg Summers, an old friend of his. Back in the day, Greg was a financial monster, running and gunning all over NYC just like John. But, a couple of decades ago he stepped away from the game and gave it all up to live a peaceful and calm life with his family. What a loser...

Stothton once again discusses coffee with Jack Tetherton. This time they also brought Nigel P. Porkfields, a self-proclaimed "coffee expert", to settle the debate of drinking coffee black vs. adding milk and sugar. Well, it turns out Nigel's coffee credentials are a bit fishy, but if you would like someone to come scream at your kids about coffee then Nigel is probably your guy.

Stothton discusses the 2021 Olympic Games with Bill Chafton and Jack Walshman. Does anyone actually care about this? I doubt it, but we were bored so now you get to listen to a couple old guys winge about it. Also, it's 2021, not 2020, so we're not gonna call it the 2020 Olympic Games because we aren't insane.

Stothton and Tetherton discuss an interesting study that Tetherton came across regarding the usage of Adderall for cognitive performance enhancement. The study found that the supposed enhancement largely comes from a placebo effect rather than any actual effects due to Adderall. This would have been an interesting topic to take a deep dive into, but Tetherton decided to run an impromptu experiment...

Ned Lebowitz is back again and this time he is finally ready to take some advice from Stothton. Ned has just recently been discharged from the hospital after suffering quite a few medical emergencies. It turns out that slamming HGH and trying to beat Stothton in a deadlift competition is a pretty bad idea health-wise.

Stothton discusses Jeff Bezos stepping down as Amazon's CEO with political advisor Jack Walshman and an anonymous Amazon insider. Turns out this is the same Amazon shill we spoke to before and apparently Jeff is going to be focusing very heavily on improving customer satisfaction in his new position. I'll believe it when Jack gets his million bucks.

Stothton and Tetherton debate whether one should drink coffee black or with milk and sugar. Clearly, we are going to need an expert to weigh in on this.

Stothton discusses COVID paranoia with Jack Walshman. Whether we eradicate COVID or not, people are pretty much done giving a shit about it. Stop using it as an excuse to eat cheese all day and never leave your apartment. Or, keep doing that, but shut the hell up and stop whining about it.

Stothton discusses July 4th with Chuck Larry, a man he met on the subway the Friday before Independence Day. Did you have a fun July 4th, because Chuck sure did? I like to just sit back and relax with a nice glass of scotch, but apparently, the proper way to commemorate America's declaration of independence is by partying for 3 days straight, blasting fireworks and guns in the air, and lighti...

Stothton discusses problem-solving and troubleshooting with Bill Chafton. If you can learn these basic skills and if you can actually admit when you are wrong (or stupid) then you will lead a much more successful life. If you can't, well then I have a very nice 70th story window that I would love for you to see. The view is fantastic...

Stothton discusses the company Uber with Glenn Yulman, a representative from Uber. Let's cut right to the chase here, Glenn is clearly a brainwashed nut job and after talking with him I seriously think Uber might actually be a cult that is trying to take over the world.

Stothton discusses the end of working from home with Richard Randall, a corporate morale consultant. It turns out that Richard is against working from home and seems to want everyone back in their cubicles, but it turns out that this guy has some ulterior motives. Richard, if you think John is ever going to hire you after this then you're out of your goddamn mind.

Stothton brings Ned Lebowitz back onto the podcast once again to try and help him with his horrible health and nutrition. However, since the last episode, Ned has been working on his own solution and he's pretty excited about it. I don't know what cocktail of drugs is coursing through this guy's system, but he has completely gone off the rails. Also, challenging John to a powerlifti...

Stothton discusses proper summertime clothing etiquette with Bill Chafton. Do you wear heavy jackets or sweaters in the middle of summer? Do you wear any of these things while also wearing shorts? If so, then guess what? You're a crazy person. The only exception being a suit and it better be a damn good suit.

Stothton tries to help Ned Lebowitz get his health in order. Ned works downstairs at the front desk and he's a good worker, but good god this man has some serious problems. We're not giving up on Ned just yet, but this guy has a hard road ahead of him.

Stothton discusses the 2021 Apple WWDC event with Bill Chafton. Everything you need to know about WWDC is right here. We only cover the aspects of WWDC that are actually worth talking about. Everything else is nonsense, and there was a lot of nonsense.

Stothton discusses the recent Tesla recall with Bill Chafton. Tesla makes some interesting cars, but they better get their quality control in order before heavy hitters like Ford and Mercedes really get into the EV market. Also, if anyone wants a free Tesla, I have a warehouse full of them. All you have to do is find it.

Stothton discusses horoscopes, astrology, and "The Secret" with Ruby Bakersfield and Taylor Skye. Ruby is an avid believer in astrology and lives his life in strict accordance with daily horoscopes. On the other hand, Taylor thinks astrology is absolute nonsense but believes wholeheartedly in the teachings of some book called "The Secret". Is your destiny determined by the orbi...

Stothton discusses the recent Peloton treadmill recall with Tim Watson. Don't worry, we actually discuss the recall this time. Truly defective products are one thing, but at a certain point people need to take responsibility for their own lives and their own mistakes. Also, clearly Peloton treadmills were designed this way, because they are meant to be used as disciplinary tools when your chi...

Stothton discusses the new CDC mask mandate with Gene Glantz. Let's be honest, there are a lot of people like Gene and that's why it's only a matter of time before we get another COVID spike and the CDC reverses this mask mandate. Also, anyone hanging around outside my building without clearance will end up in the same room Gene's in.

Stothton fails to discuss the recent recall of Peloton treadmills with employees Tim Watson and Jeff Corcoran. Honestly, we tried, but Jeff just took this thing right off the rails. Instead, you're getting an episode about the greasy sad sack that is Jeff Corcoran. This guy is a mess, don't be like him.

Stothton discusses marijuana legalization in the U.S. with grocery store owner William Greenburg and marijuana farmer "Jed" (no idea if that's his real name, but that's what he called himself). William is very much against the legalization of marijuana, and yet he has no problem selling Ecto Cooler that probably expired over a decade ago. What's your pick guys, weed or Ect...