No Time to Not Win

Stothton and Walshman discuss night clubs and what an absolute, unmitigated nightmare they are. This may well and truly be a problem that is unsolvable.

Stothton and Walshman discuss how to fix the lack of commitment people show when it comes to new year's resolutions. Stothton has some big plans to get people on track.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the problems of Christmas in modern society and how it can be fixed. Also, on a side note, Stothton gives some truly incredible financial advice in this episode. Buy that Ferrari and go live your life.

Stothton and Walshman discuss Tapas, possibly the greatest con in the food industry. The real question is, do we try and fix this or do we join the game?

Stothton and Walshman discuss a particularly hot button issue: the discrimination of people who prefer boneless chicken wings over bone-in chicken wings.

Stothton and Walshman discuss brunch and the ridiculous people posting their mimosas on instagram.

Stothton and Walshman discuss two incredibly concerning issues: people wearing beanies in the middle of summer and people wearing crocs in public.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 servers being reactivated.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the nationwide destruction of bagel shops by the bros, the ridiculous health trend of gulping down disgusting green shakes, and the pure terror that comes from drinking John's signature coffee.

Stothton and Walshman discuss people wearing adult diapers to Taylor Swift concerts and the OceanGate submarine implosion.

Stothton and Walshman discuss kids burning their feet on hot pavement, President Biden falling yet again, and Jack interviews a potential ChatGPT prompt engineer.

Stothton and Walshman discuss an exciting potential business venture. The energy drink market will never be the same after this.

Stothton and Walshman discuss terrible drivers, shitting before you leave home, shutting down schools with fart spray, and Jack's solution to the tip automation problem. 

Bill Chafton is back and he and John discuss apple tech and Bill's efforts to pull himself from the depths of a deep and dark addiction.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the automated tipping epidemic and the growing rift between smart and dumb people.

Stothton and Walshman discuss idiots who love zodiac signs, tech layoffs, job hunting on Twitter and LinkedIn, and yet another weird and awkward Joe Biden speech.

Stothton and Walshman discuss Netflix screwing their subscribers, wolves being reintroduced into Colorado to reduce the rapidly growing dog population, and gas stoves apparently causing all of the world's climate and health problems.

Stothton and Walshman discuss Amazon's acquisition of Roomba for 1.7 billion dollars and what this means for mankind. Get ready for a fat and greasy future folks.

Stothton and Walshman discuss "activists" glueing themselves to things and dumping milk on grocery store floors.

Stothton and Walshman discuss people who get other people's faces tattooed on their body and Salt Bae winning the world cup.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the Liver King's "apology" and Taylor Swift's absurd concert ticket prices.

Jack Walshman complains about getting bagels in New York City and Stothton tells him how everything he does is wrong and explains the proper way to get bagels.

Stothton and Walshman discuss the new predator movie, Prey. Neither of them have actually seen this movie, but lack of knowledge has never stopped them before and it isn't going to stop them now. They also discuss some incredible uses of WD-40 that you may not know about.

Stothton and Walshman discuss President Biden's incredible speech, Mark Zuckerberg's appearance on Joe Rogan's podcast, and Meta's latest image of Horizon Worlds. Also, Walshman meets with a potential supplier of artisan towels that are supposedly incredibly high quality.

Stothton interviews Jarenthal Salavante AKA Jay Slivs, an audio engineer to possibly replace Chris.