No Not the Mind Probe: A Doctor Who podcast

Avast ye maties! Thar be TWO Doctor Who stories involvin' pirates, and this be them. We also explore why the hell people seem to romanticize these raping, pillaging bastards.

John and Porter join the Doctor and head off to impossible worlds! With impossible creatures! And impossible to understand storylines!

John and Porter join the Doctor and head off to impossible worlds! With impossible creatures! And impossible to understand storylines!

You there, boy! What day is it? It's Whosmas Day, sir! Good, I haven't missed it. Here, lad. There's a big juicy Jagaroth in the butcher shop window. Buy it and deliver it to the No Not the Mind Probe podcast.

You there, boy! What day is it? It's Whosmas Day, sir! Good, I haven't missed it. Here, lad. There's a big juicy Jagaroth in the butcher shop window. Buy it and deliver it to the No Not the Mind Probe podcast.

It's the end of the Universe, as we know it. And we feel fine. Why? Because Rory's back, baby! Also, the first Romana checks in for a medieval romps with androids.

It's the end of the Universe, as we know it. And we feel fine. Why? Because Rory's back, baby! Also, the first Romana checks in for a medieval romps with androids.

Knock knock! Who's there? James Corden! And also the Doctor. And also some sea foam. Plus, we bid adieu to Victoria.

Knock knock! Who's there? James Corden! And also the Doctor. And also some sea foam. Plus, we bid adieu to Victoria.

We class it up a little and take a look at two stories involving references to the art world. Paint me like one of your French girls, Doctor!

We class it up a little and take a look at two stories involving references to the art world. Paint me like one of your French girls, Doctor!

Humans! Silurians! Get in here NOW! Now you two are going to learn how to share this planet together, or there is NO dinner for either of you! Do you hear me? Now. Go finish your homework and wash up for dinner.

Humans! Silurians! Get in here NOW! Now you two are going to learn how to share this planet together, or there is NO dinner for either of you! Do you hear me? Now. Go finish your homework and wash up for dinner.

What are you recording? A "potcast"? What's a "potcast"? Is it about pots? What? I cannot- Can you please speak up? A doctor? What doctor? Who? Karen Gillan? Oh. I love her.

What are you recording? A "potcast"? What's a "potcast"? Is it about pots? What? I cannot- Can you please speak up? A doctor? What doctor? Who? Karen Gillan? Oh. I love her.

Ze Doctor vants to suck your blood! Vell, not ze Doctor per se, but ze monsters ze Doctor is doing ze fighting against. None-ze-less! Blah! Blah! Fangs! And so on!

Ze Doctor vants to suck your blood! Vell, not ze Doctor per se, but ze monsters ze Doctor is doing ze fighting against. None-ze-less! Blah! Blah! Fangs! And so on!

Ain't no angel like a weeping angel 'cause a weeping angel don't STOP. If you're afraid of the dark, or afraid of ouroboros-like evolutionary loops, then buckle up! Don't worry, the Doctor dispatches both enemies in short order. Also, Adric checks in.

Ain't no angel like a weeping angel 'cause a weeping angel don't STOP. If you're afraid of the dark, or afraid of ouroboros-like evolutionary loops, then buckle up! Don't worry, the Doctor dispatches both enemies in short order. Also, Adric checks in.

Guys, I know the Daleks have generally been vicious killers intent on nothing except murdering all other life forms. But THESE Daleks seem cool, OK? Just give them a chance, guys! These Daleks are fine! (Spoiler: They are not fine.)

Guys, I know the Daleks have generally been vicious killers intent on nothing except murdering all other life forms. But THESE Daleks seem cool, OK? Just give them a chance, guys! These Daleks are fine! (Spoiler: They are not fine.)

In this episode, John and Porter take a brief break from their ever-present worries of solar flares, to discuss a couple of episodes where humanity attempts to rescue itself by subjugating other species. It doesn't work out well. The Doctor Who stories, John's faith in the fate of humanity, none of it works out well.

In this episode, John and Porter take a brief break from their ever-present worries of solar flares, to discuss a couple of episodes where humanity attempts to rescue itself by subjugating other species. It doesn't work out well. The Doctor Who stories, John's faith in the fate of humanity, none of it works out well.

It's always tough finding a new doctor. You wanna make sure you have a rapport. You gotta make sure they take your insurance. You need to make sure they are a rebellious Timelord with a British accent and a natty outfit. Well, in this episode, we manage to find two new Doctors! Incredible.

It's always tough finding a new doctor. You wanna make sure you have a rapport. You gotta make sure they take your insurance. You need to make sure they are a rebellious Timelord with a British accent and a natty outfit. Well, in this episode, we manage to find two new Doctors! Incredible.