Porter Mason & John Grant

No Not the Mind Probe: A Doctor Who podcast

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A Doctor Who fan and his friend rank every episode ever, from the new series and the old.

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Porter Mason & John Grant

Episodes

Cool Refreshing Armageddon – "Cold War" & "The Ice Warriors" 29.05.2023 1:03:10

"Re-affirm our range to target. One ping only." "But Captain, at this range, the listener will almost assuredly hear the latest episode of our Doctor Who podcast. We... we will not be silent, Captain." "One ping, Vasily."

Large and in Charge – "The Rings of Akhaten" & "The Web Planet" 15.05.2023 1:03:11

Look, the monsters in these episodes... They're just big boned, OK? It's a metabolism thing, so don't make a value judgement on them just because they don't process carbs well.

Who's Who? – "The Bells of Saint John" & "Resurrection of the Daleks" 01.05.2023 59:57

Everyone around you could just be a duplicate. A photocopy. A doppelgänger. A Xerox. A twin. A mimeograph. A double. Did I already say copy?

Bad Intel – "The Snowmen" & "The Web of Fear" 17.04.2023 1:15:48

Humph, "Great Intelligence"? But you're disembodied? And battle us with snowmen? Don't seem so "great" to me! Ha! Got 'em!

Man Power – "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks" 03.04.2023 1:13:31

I know the title sounds like a nod to some sort of 70's pornography, but it's not! It's the touching ending of the Rory and Amy saga! Coupled with a really depressing Sixth Doctor monstrosity.

Man Power - "The Angels Take Manhattan" & "Revelation of the Daleks" Video 03.04.2023

I know the title sounds like a nod to some sort of 70's pornography, but it's not! It's the touching ending of the Rory and Amy saga! Coupled with a really depressing Sixth Doctor monstrosity.

All For One, Who For All – "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)" 20.03.2023 1:09:20

One is the loneliest number, and that's why the Doctor needs two companions! And two former Doctors! To make things happen in these power-packed episodes.

All For One, Who For All - "The Power of Three" & "The Three Doctors (10th anniversary special)" Video 20.03.2023

One is the loneliest number, and that's why the Doctor needs two companions! And two former Doctors! To make things happen in these power-packed episodes.

Who Shot J.R.? – "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters" 06.03.2023 1:12:11

Freeze, varmint! This here podcast is gonna recap a few episodes set in the rootin', tootin' Wild West. Saddle your accent! Tonight, we ride.

Who Shot J.R.? - "A Town Called Mercy" & "The Gunfighters" Video 06.03.2023

Freeze, varmint! This here podcast is gonna recap a few episodes set in the rootin', tootin' Wild West. Saddle your accent! Tonight, we ride.

Do You Think Who Saw Us? – "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" 20.02.2023 1:04:34

This is UNIX. I KNOW this! We take a look at a couple episodes involving Dino DNA.

Do You Think Who Saw Us? - "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship" & "Invasion of the Dinosaurs" Video 20.02.2023

This is UNIX. I KNOW this! We take a look at a couple episodes involving Dino DNA.

Dalek See, Dalek Do - "Asylum of the Daleks" & "Planet of the Daleks" Video 23.01.2023 1:12:50

Daleks are back! Did they ever leave? Not really.

What's Mined is Yours - "The Doctor, the Widow and the Wardrobe" & "Colony in Space" Video 05.12.2022 1:09:15

What does Doctor Who like to cover as much as power rerouting? Tink tink tink... That's right! Hold on to your hard hats with tiny lights on them! Let's talk mining!

Time Loop-de-Loop - "The Wedding of River Song" & "Day of the Daleks" Video 21.11.2022

We check in with the Doctor as the River saga hurtles to an end. And then we do that again and again and again.

It's Just a Show for Babies - "Closing Time" & "The Celestial Toymaker" Video 07.11.2022 1:11:08

Gamera is a friend to all children, and these Doctor Who episodes are in toy stores. Deal with it!

Peace of Mind Control - "The God Complex" & "The Mind of Evil" Video 28.09.2022 1:22:02

We take a listen to a couple instances where the human mind becomes someone's plaything. Predictably, the (sigh) Master shows up.

Wait Wait, Don't Kill Me - "The Girl Who Waited" & "Dragonfire" Video 06.09.2022 1:17:19

Amy Pond is split in two! So that's twice the Amy for the same price. That's a bargain in my book. Sure hope she has someone who loves her to reconcile her duplicates. Also, the Seventh Doctor suffers through an impenetrable story, but meets Ace! So it's not all bad.

Creep Impact - "Night Terrors" & "Ghost Light" Video 22.08.2022 1:13:48

Boo! Did I scare you? How about this... THERE'S A SPIDER ON YOUR BACK! No? All right, then try these couple of ghoulish, creepy Doctor Who stories instead. They'll make the hair on the back of your Gallifreyan neck stand up.

Body Double Trouble - "Let's Kill Hitler" & "Terror of the Zygons" Video 08.08.2022 1:06:07

So this podcast LOOKS like No Not the Mind Probe, but is it ACTUALLY No Not the Mind Probe? Or just a horrifying duplicate! Aaaaah! AAAAAUGH! Well, no, this is actually just No Not the Mind Probe. But listen to the whole thing and make sure.

Battle Hymn of the Who-public - "A Good Man Goes to War" & "The Dominators" Video 25.07.2022 57:05

War? What is it good for? Well, mainly to bring up certain interesting moral questions about what goals make conflict worthwhile. Also, when nothing is on TV, war can be a nice distraction.

Great Future in Plastics - "The Rebel Flesh/The Almost People" & "Terror of the Autons" Video 11.07.2022 1:00:36

Ugh, this episode is so phony, so plastic. You think you know someone, and it turns out they're just some clone or automaton. It's so hard to meet REAL people anymore these days, you know?

The Story Behind the Story – "The Doctor's Wife" & "An Adventure in Time and Space" 20.06.2022 1:05:40

What if the Tardis was a lady? What if the BBC made a high quality document-drama about William Hartnell as a grumpy grandpa?

The Story Behind the Story - "The Doctor's Wife" & "An Adventure in Time and Space" Video 20.06.2022 1:05:40

What if the Tardis was a lady? What if the BBC made a high quality document-drama about William Hartnell as a grumpy grandpa?

Yo Ho Who, and a Bottle of Fun – "The Curse of the Black Spot" & "The Smugglers" 30.05.2022 48:57

Avast ye maties! Thar be TWO Doctor Who stories involvin' pirates, and this be them. We also explore why the hell people seem to romanticize these raping, pillaging bastards.