Porter Mason & John Grant

No Not the Mind Probe: A Doctor Who podcast

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A Doctor Who fan and his friend rank every episode ever, from the new series and the old.

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Porter Mason & John Grant

Episodes

Time, Lord, Is On Our Side – "The End of Time" & "The War Games" 01.11.2021 1:29:24

Doctor come, Doctors go. We look at the final stories of the Tenth and the Second doctors. Also, Gallifrey checks in and screws with everything a little.

Time, Lord, Is On Our Side - "The End of Time" & "The War Games" Video 01.11.2021 1:29:24

Doctor come, Doctors go. We look at the final stories of the Tenth and the Second doctors. Also, Gallifrey checks in and screws with everything a little.

Life on Mars – "The Waters of Mars" & "The Ambassadors of Death" 18.10.2021 1:03:36

Today, we learn the simple lesson that all space travel to the Red Planet leads to devastation and murder. But hey, keep at it, Elon and Bezos! I'm sure it'll work out OK for you all!

Life on Mars - "The Waters of Mars" & "The Ambassadors of Death" Video 18.10.2021 1:03:36

Today, we learn the simple lesson that all space travel to the Red Planet leads to devastation and murder. But hey, keep at it, Elon and Bezos! I'm sure it'll work out OK for you all!

Stand Clear of the Closing Doctor – "Planet of the Dead" & "Time-Flight" 04.10.2021 1:10:15

What if Doctor Who were like Die Hard... but on a bus!? Well, that'd be Speed. This is not that. But there is a bus. And in our classic episode: a plane!

Stand Clear of the Closing Doctor - "Planet of the Dead" & "Time-Flight" Video 04.10.2021 1:10:15

What if Doctor Who were like Die Hard... but on a bus!? Well, that'd be Speed. This is not that. But there is a bus. And in our classic episode: a plane!

Another Day, Another Doctor – "The Next Doctor" & "Robot" 20.09.2021 1:23:35

It's the battle of the giant robots, as we pair the first non-Donna episode with the first Tom Baker joint. Who will win? Beep boop, does not compute!

Another Day, Another Doctor - "The Next Doctor" & "Robot" Video 20.09.2021 1:23:35

It's the battle of the giant robots, as we pair the first non-Donna episode with the first Tom Baker joint. Who will win? Beep boop, does not compute!

A Davros by Any Other Name – "The Stolen Earth/Journey's End" & "Genesis of the Daleks" 06.09.2021 1:17:58

What's the origin of the Daleks? Well, they were just a normal boy from Queens when they were bitten by a radioactive bucket/plunger thing. Or perhaps, some handicapable fellow who driven by an insatiable craving for power did. Listen and find out!

A Davros by Any Other Name - "The Stolen Earth/Journey's End" & "Genesis of the Daleks" Video 06.09.2021 1:17:58

The Doctor is Out - "Turn Left" & "The Dalek Invasion of Earth 2150 AD" Video 23.08.2021 1:09:19

When the Doctor's away, the... Donna... will play? Yes, no? No, yes? We get a big Doctor-lite episode and pair it with a filmic adaptation of a Dalek classic.

The Doctor is Out – "Turn Left" & "The Dalek Invasion of Earth 2150 AD" 23.08.2021 1:09:19

When the Doctor's away, the... Donna... will play? Yes, no? No, yes? We get a big Doctor-lite episode and pair it with a filmic adaptation of a Dalek classic.

Rainbow Troughton – "Midnight" & "The Curse of Peladon" 16.08.2021 1:05:31

We talk in great detail about Patrick Troughton's son (and Doctor Who character actor) David Troughton. Why? Well, I don't know. We just really didn't have much else going on.

Rainbow Troughton - "Midnight" & "The Curse of Peladon" Video 16.08.2021 1:05:32

We talk in great detail about Patrick Troughton's son (and Doctor Who character actor) David Troughton. Why? Well, I don't know. We just really didn't have much else going on.

Virtual Insanity - "Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead" & "The Deadly Assassin" Video 02.08.2021 1:07:48

We're like freakin' Johnny Mnemonic over here! We're like The Net! We're like any 90s-era meditation on the dangers of online communication! Join us as The Doctor logs on, tunes in, turns off, and memes up.

Virtual Insanity – "Silence in the Library/Forest of the Dead" & "The Deadly Assassin" 02.08.2021 1:07:47

Who Done Done It? – "The Unicorn and the Wasp" & "Black Orchid" 19.07.2021 1:25:05

The Probers are joined by their spouses as they take in two episode filled with... MYSTERY!

Who Done Done It? - "The Unicorn and the Wasp" & "Black Orchid" Video 19.07.2021 1:25:05

The Probers are joined by their spouses as they take in two episode filled with... MYSTERY!

Family Ties – "The Doctor's Daughter" & "The Dalek Invasion of Earth" 05.07.2021 1:36:36

Whoa whoa whoa WHOA... The Doctor has a DAUGHTER?! And is ditching his GRANDDAUGHTER?! Whoa whoa WHOA.

Family Ties - "The Doctor's Daughter" & "The Dalek Invasion of Earth" Video 05.07.2021 1:36:36

Whoa whoa whoa WHOA... The Doctor has a DAUGHTER?! And is ditching his GRANDDAUGHTER?! Whoa whoa WHOA.

The Prodigal Sontaran – "The Sontaran Stratagem/The Poison Sky" & "The Time Warrior" 22.06.2021 1:18:30

Whoa! Sorry for the delay. This episode was supposed to be live yesterday. But Porter was accidentally overcome by a race of warrior clones.

The Prodigal Sontaran - "The Sontaran Stratagem/The Poison Sky" & "The Time Warrior" Video 22.06.2021 1:18:30

Whoa! Sorry for the delay. This episode was supposed to be live yesterday. But Porter was accidentally overcome by a race of warrior clones.

Singin' with the Brains – "Planet of the Ood" & "Time and the Rani" 07.06.2021 1:01:59

The Doctor and his big brain comes face to face with an even bigger brain. Like, for real, just, like, I mean, these episodes both have just huge pulsating brains in them. (And also it's Sylvester McCoy's first appearance.)

Singin' with the Brains - "Planet of the Ood" & "Time and the Rani" Video 07.06.2021 1:01:59

Causation Nation – "The Fires of Pompeii" & "The Romans" 24.05.2021 1:10:24

We go through the history of the decline and fall of our podcast empire, as we travel with the Doctor back in time to Pompeii and Rome, respectively.