Movie Torture

In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome Producer Gary to discuss the movie Santa Jaws, a truly bonkers movie and low-budget sci-fi horror film. They critique the acting, plot, and special effects, noting the lack of realism and the confusing storyline. They also discuss the characters and their questionable decisions. The guys find humor in the absurdity of the film, including the conce...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent to talk about the stinker "Elektra" They wonder how Larry The Cable Guy would be as Elektra, Brad wonders about the Blind leader she has. Do you trust a blind cook? They talk about the bad CGI and Brad again wonders why anyone would take their kids to a blind karate teacher, and how does he play pool so well? Where does this movie rank...

"He seems nice but he's got to be creepy, man. He's probably got a basement." In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome back Blumhouse Trent and they discuss the film 'The Stepfather' released in 1987. They talk about the odd choice of having the character watch 'Mr. Ed' in multiple scenes. The guys speculate on the DNA evidence left behind by the killer and discuss the possibility of red...

A routine home invasion turns into a full-blown nightmare when Kurt Russell's family crosses paths with the most clingy cop in movie history. After a robbery leaves him feeling vulnerable, Michael Carr welcomes help from Officer Pete Davis, a charismatic police officer who seems determined to protect his family. Unfortunately, Pete's definition of "helping" includes showing up uninvited, sabotagin...

In this absolutely unhinged episode of Movie Torture , Brad Lowe breaks down the horror-thriller Obsession —a movie that starts as awkward crush energy and somehow spirals into cursed romance, dead cat sandwiches, demon-girlfriend behavior, and supernatural emotional damage. Brad hilariously walks through the story of Bear Bailey, a painfully awkward guy who uses a creepy magical item called the “...

Brad breaks down a chaotic, over-the-top sequel where survivor Grace (Samara Weaving) goes from final girl to public enemy #1. After escaping the deadly game in the first movie, she’s immediately pulled back into an even bigger nightmare—this time facing a full council of elite, twisted families all competing to kill her for power. Teamed up (and handcuffed) with newcomer Faith (Katherine Newton),...

Brad revisits Just Like Heaven and breaks down a rom-com that asks one simple question: what if your roommate is a ghost… and also kind of the boss of you? The movie follows David (Mark Ruffalo), a sad, grieving guy just trying to reset his life, who moves into a new apartment—only to find Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon), a high-strung doctor, already “living” there… despite possibly not being alive...

Brad kicks it off with, “I watched a movie…” and this one goes off the rails fast. A group of guys is living it up, celebrating, acting like family — and then a duffel bag full of cash drops into the middle of everything. That’s it. That’s the moment. The vibe is gone instantly. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad breaks down how quickly things flip: Friends turn into suspects Conversations ge...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately puts everyone in a situation that makes zero sense — if you fall asleep, you die… and if you don’t sleep, you lose your mind. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad breaks down Freddy vs. Jason , a matchup that sounds legendary until you actually think about what it means for everyone involved. Because now you’ve got: One killer who g...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one hits different — not because of action or twists, but because it slowly turns a dream job into something way more intense. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad dives into The Devil Wears Prada , where a young woman lands the opportunity of a lifetime… and realizes almost immediately that something is off. What looks like success on the outside...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately raises questions — mainly, why does an entire town think the best way to solve problems is to shoot each other at noon? In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad dives into The Quick and the Dead , where daily life revolves around a dueling tournament with one simple rule: win… or you’re done. What should feel like a Western turns into s...

On this episode of Movie Torture , Brad and Jacob kick things off by roasting MTD for buying a Honda Civic like he just joined the underground street racing scene at age 87. From there, the show immediately derails into couch trauma, Fear Factor takes, and whether Jacob’s dark lighting setup makes him look more like a Dateline informant or a full-blown rat. Then the boys finally get to Primate , a...

On this episode of Movie Torture , Brad, Jacob, and the legendary beach-dwelling MTD set out to review The Housemaid , but as usual the movie takes a backseat to discussions about dispensaries popping up on every corner, Brad’s aunt accusing him of being gay at family gatherings, and a deeply philosophical debate about whether it’s acceptable to “duke on top of a duke” in a gas station bathroom. T...

On this week's episode the guys head to the police car and talk, "Car 54, Where are You? Brad opens the show talking about how his son said one of his favorite 90's country songs is now creepy. "Daddy's Hand's" then Jacob ruins "Another on Bites the Dust" for the guys. Brad wonders if he died would his wife ever hear the final podcast he made just for her, MTD and Brad spiral into a funny bit abou...

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, and MTD set out to review Agent Recon… and accidentally spend most of the episode questioning reality, anatomy, and whether MTD is secretly the Matrix. The movie itself? Chuck Norris plays a robot… kind of. There’s red ash, magic mana, aliens, and a rule that you can only kill enemies by shooting them in the liver—which immediately sends the guys into a ful...

This week on Made Up Movie , Brad Lowe brings what he confidently calls “the greatest idea of his life” (ranking just behind his marriage), and Nicki immediately realizes she’s either witnessing genius… or the beginning of a cinematic crime. Welcome to the birth of Monkey Cop . The episode starts normal—talking musicals, Muppets, and whether anyone over 25 should legally be allowed inside Spencer’...

On this episode of Movie Torture , Brad, Jacob and MTD attempt to review Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle , but instead spend most of the episode debating who’s hotter (Lucy Liu vs. Cameron Diaz), planning MTD’s funeral, and figuring out who inherits the Hopecast Network when Brad inevitably dies mid-podcast. Before the movie even gets going, Jacob celebrates his 85th episode milestone while Brad r...

On this episode of  Movie Torture , the boys somehow turn  Revenge of the Nerds  into a full-blown discussion about boogers, mooning, prison sentences, and whether MTD belongs with the  Alpha Betas  or the  Lambda Lambdas . Brad immediately hijacks the show by proudly announcing that if anybody on the podcast is Booger, it is 100% him, then follows it up with a Navy s...

This week the guys head to Screamville and talk about Scream 7. They open the show wondering why MTD isn't there. He is buying a new Civic and Brad wonders if it's a lateral move from a Subaru. They finally get into Scream and wonder what it would be like if there was a Ghostface in every state. MTD trains each one to make them the killing machines they need to be. The guys wonder about Ashley and...

On this week's episode the guys head to Movie Torture Lite as they welcome Nic Cage back to the show and talk 2014's "Left Behind" They start the show with Brad checking in on Jacob's Letterboxd movie count. They wonder if this is a rapture movie or a movie about a man who just needs to land a plane. Brad shares that he watched this movie with his family and they enjoyed it. Brad wonders if U2 wou...

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD head to Hazzard County to talk about "The Dukes of Hazzard: The Beginning" Brad and Jacob open up the show by talking about their love for the original. Brad shares that his third birthday was a Dukes party with a cake shaped like the General Lee, confederate flag and all. Jacob wonders if MTD wore daisy dukes to the party and MTD starts a timer on the on...

On this week's episode the Jacob, Brad and MTD tackle 2009's "New in Town" and MTD asks the guys when are we going to do man movies again. Brad starts the show by saying he won't kill MTD off but then gets into a discussion about the iron lung and how that works on someone, possibly MTD. Brad insists there Is no way he can poop laying down. Brad and Jacob talk about clappers at the end of movies a...

On this week's episode the guys talk about 1992's "The Lawnmower Man 2" and what ever subtitle they want to use. Brad opens the show promising not to kill MTD off in this episode and he talks about MTD'S love for only 10s. Which leads them to talking about how MTD mows 3 yards a week and Brad wonders if thats going to kill him one day. They guys also wonder who this movie was made for and why it w...

This week the guy's tackle the limbless movie from 1991 "Body Parts" Brad opens by telling everyone that Jacob is moving close to where he lives and they wonder if they should get a walkie talkie to communicate. Brad then asks Jacob what is an iconic movie poster and of course Brad talks about going to the video store to get the old posters to then hang in his bedroom. He talks about his beloved P...

On this week's episode Jacob, Brad and MTD talk about Five Nights at Freddy's and Five Nights at Freddy's 2. The guys start out by welcoming back MTD and Brad lets the listeners know he loves creating fake photos with MTD in them. They also confess that they watched these movies back to back on Christmas Day and wonder if there is any worse punishment than this. MTD tells them these movies sound l...