Movie Torture

ScreamTober has officially gone prehistoric, and somebody needs to call Jurassic Park because their dinosaurs are running loose in the suburbs! This week on Movie Torture , Mark, Brad, and MTD sink their teeth into the 2026 sci-fi adventure The End of Oak Street , starring Ewan McGregor and Anne Hathaway. What happens when an ordinary neighborhood gets transported into a world filled with hungry d...

ScreamTober is getting a little more cryptic, and this time YOU'RE WATCHING WITH US! For the first time in Movie Torture history, Mark and Brad are inviting you to grab the remote, fire up Tubi, and experience the madness right alongside them! We're watching Tales from the Crypt — Season 3, Episode 3: "The Trap" , directed by none other than Michael J. Fox! And here's the best part: Neither Mark n...

I scream, you scream, and Mark screams because Brad somehow thinks this movie is a masterpiece. This week on Movie Torture , Brad and Mark dive into Eli Roth's Ice Cream Man (2026), where a creepy, silent ice cream vendor serves up frozen treats that turn innocent kids into murderous little psychopaths. It's got killer kids, buckets of gore, questionable parenting, and a plot that makes about as m...

This week on Movie Torture , Brad, Mark, and MTD head to Raccoon City for the brand-new Resident Evil —a movie packed with zombies, mutant monsters, flying body parts, a very determined organ courier, and enough chaos to make everyone question why anyone would willingly live in this town. Brad knows absolutely nothing about the video games, Mark attempts to explain the lore, and MTD checks in from...

This week on Movie Torture , Brad, Mark, and MTD take on Netflix’s The Whisper Man —a movie featuring Robert De Niro, Adam Scott, Michelle Monaghan, and a surprise appearance from Batman himself, Michael Keaton. The guys break down the movie’s painfully predictable mystery, try to figure out where Netflix keeps finding all this money, and wonder why Adam Scott basically disappears halfway through...

This week on Movie Torture, Brad, Mark, and MTD take on Practical Magic —a movie that promises witches, curses, romance, and supernatural chaos, but leaves the guys with a whole lot of questions. Along the way, they try to figure out where the movie’s massive budget went, recreate what may have been the strangest Hollywood pitch meeting of 1998, debate whether anyone actually does witchcraft in th...

Brad and Mark take on Netflix’s Apex, a movie that somehow combines Cliffhanger, The River Wild, The Hunt, a cannibal thriller, and what feels suspiciously like an AI-generated screenplay. Charlize Theron gets chased through the Australian wilderness by Taron Egerton, who gives her exactly four minutes to run while blasting The Chemical Brothers—and somehow that’s the best four minutes of the enti...

Brad and Mark scoop into 1995’s Ice Cream Man, a movie featuring Clint Howard, bugs in the ice cream, a kidnapped kid named Small Paul, a wildly random Steve Garvey appearance, and enough questionable filmmaking decisions to make you wonder if anyone actually read the script. Along the way, Jacob gets promoted to MTD Lite, the guys investigate the secret economy of ice cream trucks, pitch Rob Gron...

The First Lady returned to Movie Torture, and within minutes the movie review turned into an intervention for Brad. Hannah reminded everyone that Brad once "fired" her from her Movie Torture trivia job, only for the people who replaced her to never actually do a single episode. Mark had the privilege of watching years of unresolved workplace drama unfold in real time, while Brad slowly realized th...

MTD returned from the beach, Mark came back for another week of bad movies, and within five minutes the movie review had somehow become a pitch meeting for reality television. Brad introduced Life Stinks , where rich people have to survive homeless for 30 days, before Mark improved it with Life Swap , where a guy from rural Nebraska gets dropped into New York City while a city slicker gets sent to...

MTD was at the beach. Jacob turned 91. And somehow that combination led to a discussion about Chris Hansen, suspicious party guests carrying cookies, and why Facebook Marketplace might be the most dangerous place on the internet. Before they even mentioned the movie, Brad unloaded weeks of Marketplace trauma. One guy negotiated the price... ...only to announce he was already on his way to buy some...

Mark survived his first episode, so naturally he came back for another. This time, Brad kicked things off with a travel story that somehow involved a near-missed flight, a greasy Bojangles biscuit that stained his shorts, and enough airport anxiety to make MTD's "arrive four hours early" philosophy sound completely reasonable. Then they reviewed Halloween H20 . Except... they refused to call it Ha...

Well... it finally happened. After 137 episodes , Jacob disappeared. No, he didn't die. No, he didn't get abducted by aliens. And despite what Brad claimed, he didn't punch Brad in the face over Joker 2 ... although listeners aren't ruling it out. Enter Mark . Brad claims he searched the globe for a new co-host. We assume that means he Googled "guy willing to watch terrible movies for free" and so...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome Producer Gary to discuss the movie Santa Jaws, a truly bonkers movie and low-budget sci-fi horror film. They critique the acting, plot, and special effects, noting the lack of realism and the confusing storyline. They also discuss the characters and their questionable decisions. The guys find humor in the absurdity of the film, including the conce...

On this week's episode the guys are joined by Blumhouse Trent to talk about the stinker "Elektra" They wonder how Larry The Cable Guy would be as Elektra, Brad wonders about the Blind leader she has. Do you trust a blind cook? They talk about the bad CGI and Brad again wonders why anyone would take their kids to a blind karate teacher, and how does he play pool so well? Where does this movie rank...

"He seems nice but he's got to be creepy, man. He's probably got a basement." In this episode of Movie Torture, the guys welcome back Blumhouse Trent and they discuss the film 'The Stepfather' released in 1987. They talk about the odd choice of having the character watch 'Mr. Ed' in multiple scenes. The guys speculate on the DNA evidence left behind by the killer and discuss the possibility of red...

A routine home invasion turns into a full-blown nightmare when Kurt Russell's family crosses paths with the most clingy cop in movie history. After a robbery leaves him feeling vulnerable, Michael Carr welcomes help from Officer Pete Davis, a charismatic police officer who seems determined to protect his family. Unfortunately, Pete's definition of "helping" includes showing up uninvited, sabotagin...

In this absolutely unhinged episode of Movie Torture , Brad Lowe breaks down the horror-thriller Obsession —a movie that starts as awkward crush energy and somehow spirals into cursed romance, dead cat sandwiches, demon-girlfriend behavior, and supernatural emotional damage. Brad hilariously walks through the story of Bear Bailey, a painfully awkward guy who uses a creepy magical item called the “...

Brad breaks down a chaotic, over-the-top sequel where survivor Grace (Samara Weaving) goes from final girl to public enemy #1. After escaping the deadly game in the first movie, she’s immediately pulled back into an even bigger nightmare—this time facing a full council of elite, twisted families all competing to kill her for power. Teamed up (and handcuffed) with newcomer Faith (Katherine Newton),...

Brad revisits Just Like Heaven and breaks down a rom-com that asks one simple question: what if your roommate is a ghost… and also kind of the boss of you? The movie follows David (Mark Ruffalo), a sad, grieving guy just trying to reset his life, who moves into a new apartment—only to find Elizabeth (Reese Witherspoon), a high-strung doctor, already “living” there… despite possibly not being alive...

Brad kicks it off with, “I watched a movie…” and this one goes off the rails fast. A group of guys is living it up, celebrating, acting like family — and then a duffel bag full of cash drops into the middle of everything. That’s it. That’s the moment. The vibe is gone instantly. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad breaks down how quickly things flip: Friends turn into suspects Conversations ge...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately puts everyone in a situation that makes zero sense — if you fall asleep, you die… and if you don’t sleep, you lose your mind. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad breaks down Freddy vs. Jason , a matchup that sounds legendary until you actually think about what it means for everyone involved. Because now you’ve got: One killer who g...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one hits different — not because of action or twists, but because it slowly turns a dream job into something way more intense. In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad dives into The Devil Wears Prada , where a young woman lands the opportunity of a lifetime… and realizes almost immediately that something is off. What looks like success on the outside...

Brad opens with, “I watched a movie…” and this one immediately raises questions — mainly, why does an entire town think the best way to solve problems is to shoot each other at noon? In this episode of Movie Torture , Brad dives into The Quick and the Dead , where daily life revolves around a dueling tournament with one simple rule: win… or you’re done. What should feel like a Western turns into s...

On this episode of Movie Torture , Brad and Jacob kick things off by roasting MTD for buying a Honda Civic like he just joined the underground street racing scene at age 87. From there, the show immediately derails into couch trauma, Fear Factor takes, and whether Jacob’s dark lighting setup makes him look more like a Dateline informant or a full-blown rat. Then the boys finally get to Primate , a...