Movie Torture

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob let us know that MTD is out again. They start the show talking about Hot Air Balloons and Brad says that this movie has the best green screen he has seen in a movie. They wonder if Kelsey Grammar's agent was like kill him off real quick. They talk about the game New Phone who Dis. Brad talks about how women can have a good man and not even realize that. Brad a...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob starts it out by asking the guys if they would travel a year together in the Weiner mobile and Brad promptly says no, but then wonders if he would have a dear John letter when he got home. Brad asks, would prison be better then being stuck in a truck for a year. They get to the movie which goes zero to incest really fast as Brad lets the audience know him an...

On this week's episode Brad and Jacob are missing MTD again but they still jump in the water to talk about 1997's Anaconda. They begin the show imagining how the pitch went to Jon Voight about doing a Spanish accent. They wonder how of all things he hasn't been cancelled for the accent which should be character of its own. They then wonder how J Lo's shirt stayed clean the whole movie. Brad confes...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob, Brad, and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "The Toxic Avenger." The trio humorously dissects the film's bizarre plot, where an average guy, Winston Goose, transforms into a superhero after falling into toxic sludge. With a mix of superhero strength and a questionable aroma, he takes on villains who seem to have escaped from a Halloween store. The hosts...

This week on our special Christmas episode Jacob and Brad let us know that MTD is not on the show this weeks, which leads to Brad wondering what life is going to be like when MTD is gone for good. They wonder if "Only 10's" should be on his tombstone and then Brad insists that Jacob get some of his ashes and then they come up with an MTD bobblehead with his ashes. Snooze Buttons returns as a spons...

Join Brad, Jacob, and MTD as they dive headfirst into the cinematic disaster that is "The Running Man" on this week's episode of "Movie Torture." In a world where 1987's vision of 2017 includes more shoulder pads than a football game and technology that makes a typewriter look advanced, Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as Ben Richards, a man who just can't catch a break. Wrongly accused and thrown into...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Jacob and Brad dive into the cinematic masterpiece (or disasterpiece?) that is "Domestic Disturbance." Join them as they unravel the mystery of Vince Vaughn's acting, ponder the economics of boat building, and question the logic of incinerators that leave no trace. Plus, discover the shocking revelation that Brad's jacket has a zipper on the side where a lady's...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob and MTD dive into the chaotic world of "Strangers Chapter 2," but not without a few laughs along the way. The trio finds themselves laughing so hard when Jacob suggests that he, Brad, and MTD are like the "three bears" standing outside the house. The conversation spirals into a comedic tangent, with Brad imagining them as bears in leather, while Jaco...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we explore the charming chaos of "Look Who's Talking," where babies have more to say than most adults. Hannah nails the recap of Kirstie Alley's questionable dating choices, while Brad can't stop gushing over Kirstie Alley, declaring her a "smoke show" and reminiscing about his childhood crush. Jacob chuckles at the absurdity of John Travolta's cabbie-turned-bab...

In this episode of "Made Up Movie," Brad and Ashley dive into the world of imaginary films, with Brad pitching yet another "funniest" idea to Ashley, who humorously points out that he's pitched about 25 movies, with only two being hits. The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as Brad reminisces about his high school days, comparing his movie pitches to his dating success rate, which was a solid tw...

In this hilarious episode of "Movie Torture," Brad, Jacob, Hannah, and MTD are joined by Jessica and Sher from Brad's favorite podcast "Love on the Pod" to dissect the cinematic masterpiece (or disaster) that is "Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure." The gang dives into the absurdity of the film, while Brad pitches his wild Hallmark movie idea, "Christmas Town Sniper," much to th...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD tackle the comedy "Once Upon a Crime," where three couples navigate a murder mystery in Monte Carlo. With a gambling husband, a cheating wife, and a dog with a fortune, the plot is as unpredictable as it is funny. Hannah, Brad, and Jacob also discuss the evolution of their podcast's intro songs, while Jacob talks about how him and Brad...

In this episode of "Movie Torture," we tackle "In the Army Now," where Hannah admits she's never heard of Pauly Shore, prompting Jacob to question if she's been living under a rock. Brad entertains us with his boot camp tale of being so bad at marching that his drill sergeant had him shovel snow instead. Jacob chimes in with his own witty observations, questioning the logic of trusting Pauly Shore...

In this episode of Movie Torture, they finish up Hannah's least favorite month and conclude it with 1998's "Urban Legend," Baby Hands Brad reminisces about seeing the Noxzema girl on the big screen, while the Gothfather Jacob insists the first victim was offed for her horrendous singing and laments never discovering the goth dating site that could have changed his life. The First Lady Hannah provi...

In this week's episode of Movie Torture, our fearless hosts dive into the 90s classic "The Faculty," where aliens take over a high school, and the only defense is snorting fake cocaine. Baby Hands Brad questions the allure of Josh Hartnett's hair, while the Gothfather Jacob ponders why the faculty didn't just throw salt on the aliens like snails. Meanwhile, The First Lady Hannah is just relieved s...

Welcome to "Made Up Movie," where Ashley and Brad take listener-submitted pitches and turn them into cinematic gold, or at least something shiny. This week, Katie from Torrington, Wyoming, sends in a horror movie idea that quickly spirals into a sci-fi epic with more plot twists than a pretzel. As Brad pitches a dozen storylines at once, Ashley valiantly tries to keep the train on the tracks, all...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the gang sinks their teeth into "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," a film that has Brad swooning over Kristy Swanson like a teenager in the '90s. As they navigate through the cheesy vampire antics, the hosts take a detour to ponder the truly important question: which Golden Girl are they? With Jacob claiming Brad is the Blanche of the group due to his undying love for Sw...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD bravely tackle "I Know What You Did Last Summer," a film that Brad lovingly refers to as "straight dookie." Join the crew as they unravel the mystery of why anyone thought this movie needed a sequel. With a plot twist that even a pretzel would envy and characters as memorable as last week's grocery list, Brad's disdain reaches new heigh...

In this episode of Movie Torture, the crew tackles "The Explorers," a film where kids miraculously construct a spaceship from a Tilt-A-Whirl, proving that NASA has been overthinking it all along. Meanwhile, Brad and Jacob indulge in the fantasy of using walkie-talkies to chat from their homes, imagining themselves as top-secret operatives, despite the fact that their communication skills rival the...

In this episode of Movie Torture, Jacob makes his grand return from a two-week assignment, just in time to dissect the cinematic conundrum that is "Loser." As the team wades through a plot as tangled as a pair of earbuds in a pocket, they debate whether the true "loser" is the film's protagonist or anyone who paid to watch it. With early 2000s fashion disasters and a storyline that defies logic, c...

Welcome to another episode of Movie Torture, where Brad and Hannah start the show by missing Jacob who is still on assignment. This week they dive into the cinematic masterpiece that is Young Guns 2. Join Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture as they dissect why Emilio Estevez playing a 70-year-old Billy the Kid is the sequel we never knew we needed. Spoiler: It's not. Highlights: Brad's nostal...

Season 3 has premiered and big news, The First Lady has joined the cast full time so now every week you will have Brad, Jacob, Hannah and MTD. This week Brad and the First Lady of Movie Torture, and MTD dive into the wild world of "The Cowboy Way." They start the show without Jacob, who is on assignment this week but will be back soon. Expect laughs, unexpected sharts, and a deep dive into why bul...

This week the gang welcomes back Hannah, Producer Gary who only watched half the movie, MTD and One-liner to talk about the 1989 movie "Who's Harry Crumb". Brad starts the show out laughing at something Troy said off air to Hannah..Brad also calls this movie Fat Fletch. MTD wonders if Troy would call out of his Tuesday night job to record with Hannah and Jacob says he would quit his job for Hannah...

Brad hands over the reins to Hannah, who hilariously channels her inner Roger, wrapping up a month-long celebration of her contributions to the show. Hannah's Driving Adventures: Discover the legend of Hannah, who watches movies at double speed while driving, leading to the infamous Airbud mix-up—soccer instead of basketball! The Half Loaf Phenomenon: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" conce...

Jacob and Brad welcome listeners to a special edition of Movie Torture, celebrating the legendary Hannah, who bravely endures hours of cinematic chaos. The Brady Bunch Dream: The team hilariously imagines a new Movie Torture logo inspired by the Brady Bunch, complete with multiple Brad faces and a mysterious blank square for MTV. The Half Loaf Saga: Dive into the origins of the "Half Loaf" phenome...