Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone continue their Live in Walt Disney World footage, STILL causing havoc and mayhem throughout the parks.  THIS time we: - See Grauman's Theatre the way it was supposed to look for the first time in 14 years - Visit Watto's Grotto - Try to stop the horrible Fantasmic Wave - Take a journey through the awesome Spaceship Earth VIP Room with our new Friend of the Show, Fish Sean...

This week, Jerry & Simone are Live in Walt Disney World causing havoc and mayhem starting with a fun-filled walk through the park and ending with one of the funniest guest appearances on any Disney podcast!!!  For the first hour check out their in-park shenanigans including: - A Walk Through a Barren Innoventions West - Excerpts of Strong Bad's commentary on Stitch's Great Escape - The Be Our Gues...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the commentaries, starting with one of the biggest spoiled YouTube brats they have ever seen.  After dealing with that nonsense, they share with you two of the WORST albums Disney has ever put out...Mickey Unrapped and Mickey's Dance Party.  Come join in the agony with your Mouserantskeleaders as they try to get through these two albums without succumbing to co...

This week, Jerry & Simone have a sit down with frequent WDW attendee, Darksider and Degenerate, ThatRaptor as we discuss: - The Dark Side of Disney Premiere - His role in said film - His experiences at Disneyland & D23 - The differences between WDW and DL - Some of his least favorite things about WDW - and much much much much more!! Check out ThatRaptor's hilarious and enteraining vlog right over...

This week, Jerry & Simone celebrate one year of podcasting by telling the Origin Story of Mouse Rants.  Travel back with us in your time rovers, as we show you how Mouse Rants began through storytelling, audio pulled from old videotapes and tape recorders, interviews, songs and much more! Thanks to everyone who has been a part of this show, including all our fellow podcasters, Degenerates and Frie...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring on special guest Meg Veg to talk about her thoughts on Pandora and dining around WDW (among many other things). - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could b...

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza, by revealing a demo song that didn't make it into the final cut, record a complete Director's Commentary track over the musical and then premiere the Blooper reel only to be heard in this episode and nowhere else!!!  (In true Mouse Rants fashion, they choose to ignore all the D23 Announcements since that's what ever...

This week, Jerry & Simone reflect on what it means to be shafted.  First  they detail how they got the ol' shaft in the Disney Podcast Awards (even though they won the fan vote), by doing an "anti" Radio Wars segment of Behind the Magic, where the focus is the guest, not the podcast itself.  Then they discuss how Walt Disney World got shafted by a certain disappearing podcast for a seemingly new f...

This week, director/editor Philip Swift and author Leonard Kinsey hang out with Jerry & Simone to talk about The Dark Side of Disney Documentary and the book it was inspired by. Sunday, August 16, 2015 at 4:30PM, at The Frida Cinema in Santa Ana, (15 mins from the Anaheim Convention Center, during D23). Go to: www.dsoddoc.com  to get $5 off tickets!!!! For more from Philip Swift, check out: http:/...

Howie Dadoosh joins Jerry & Simone this week to give you a ranting grab bag of insanity! Howie hops from park to park trying to make sense of recent and not-so-recent changes.  You just have to listen.  It's radio gold!  Also, DisBoards rants...what else could you want? - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minut...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring Chris Lyndon back on the show for part 2 of their walk through MGM Studios history.  Avoiding the falling debris of mass closings, mediocre "parades" and confused theming as they try to figure out why the Disney company had it in for the Studios all these years and what will become of its future. You can find Chris at:  http://www.disneychris.com Subscribe to his po...

The Mouse Rants Frozen Extravaganza written and edited by Jerry Skids directed by Simone DeMilo Cast Simone DeMilo - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative/Showkeeper Teresa Hui - Jessica Creative/Laila Creative (Singing Voices) Jerry Skids - Jeffrey Bigwig/Marius/Teamsters Steve Swanson - Narrator Anthony Michael Stokes - Disboards/Random Food & Bev. CM Derek Drum - Attractions Brian Witt - Podcasters A...

Things get a little crazy as Jerry & Simone invite homeless fan, Sherlock Norman, onto the show to talk about his obsession: The Muppets.  Some topics include: - the selfie stick ban in the Disney parks - Muppet based PCNDs - the shit brownies in Disney's Animal Kingdom (UPDATE:  The shit brownies have been discontinued after the episode was recorded after only 10 days due to DOUCHEBAG GUEST COMPL...

This week, Jerry & Simone finish up their discussion on Disney's Urban Legends and banned cartoons with two more commentaries and a whole lot of nostalgia and reasoning. Then, to really tie Episode 30 and 32 together, they follow up on the Radio Wars segment with The Rotoscopers/Animation Addicts...and this time, as a dynamic duo, really give them the tongue thrashing they deserve. Come all ye Deg...

Jerry and Simone have finally listened to the fans!  After several hate mails asking for an episode about Drinking Around the World, your MouseRantskeleaders have finally delivered...but since Simone doesn't drink, they couldn't do it without help...  Enter Derek Drum:  Husband.  Father.  Disney lover.  Lover of alcoholic beverages.   Grab a beer, a whiskey, or even a Tipsy Ducks In Love, and stum...

This week, albeit a little late, Jerry and Simone discuss (through commentary format) some of the Disney animated shorts that were either banned or censored over the years from cannibals to nazis.  (We will continue this discussion next week, as we have much more to talk about). All YouTube clips we used for the commentary are notated below so you can watch along with us.  We also discuss our prog...

erry and Simone hit you full force with a double episode this week. After brainstorming the greatest movie idea of all time, they discuss how they would reimagine World Showcase to make it a perfect utopia. Then after exhausting every possibility, your Mouserantskeleaders slam you with a dose of DisBoards ranting, Hate Mail and a brand new Radio Wars segment...this time against one of the most poo...

Jerry and Simone kick it old school as they invite special guest, Chris Lyndon, to join them in a 2-Part discussion & rant about the slow downhill slope the MGM Studios took from Day 1 to the present.  This is Part 1.  In today's episode, they talk about the first 10 years and what made The Studios one of the most EXTREME Disney parks in history...only to be left in a shell of its former self.  Do...

This week, Jerry and Simone rant about the films Disney has in store for us in next two years, but not before doing commentary on musical porn, thank our degenerates, and rant about celebrities among other craziness.  So come join us on a magic carpet ride to hell and back again on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!! You can follow along with our short commentaries on our Cocoscope page riiiight...

Today, Jerry and Simone turn down the mean as they interview podcaster, author, dreamer and all-around nice guy, Joe Pardo.  The unofficial topic of today is "Attractions with an Environmental Message" (or lack thereof), but quickly deteriorates into a more in depth discussion of the parks and films.   For those of you degenerates who don't like a break from the anger, don't you worry, Mouse Rants...

Back by popular demand, Jerry and Simone get viciously hysterical in their Radio Wars segment as they do a full commentary on the latest episode of WDW Main Street where the guest is the man who inspired the segment...the man who completely ignores uncensored podcasts yet says he "doesn't express favoritism"....the man who believes he's qualified to judge other people.... Well, you'll see...  So c...

In today's double episode, Jerry & Simone continue their discussion on bathrooms around WDW, this time moving onto MGM and Animal Kingdom, then finally make their way to new hate mail and introduce a new segment to the show!!  Fun times in a long action-packed episode!!!! - The Future of Captain EO - Be Our Guest breakfast menu - Wi-Fi Upgrade in the Parks - Innoventions West - Selfie Stick Ban -...

This week, Jerry & Simone go through some of the worst moments in WDW Attractions.  From cheesy dialogue to terrible smells, they pick apart various attractions around the park, pulling out the things they could really do without.  Also, after a rousing game of PCND, with the announcements of Frozen 2, they try to figure out why people could possibly be excited for a Disney sequel.  So strap in, M...

This week, Simone and Jerry take it to the bathrooms as they rate and review every bathroom they've ever been to in the Magic Kingdom and Epcot.  Also, their annoyance at Breaking News that they already broke three months ago and a mentally draining History of Canada. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes...

Simone's Skype seems to be crapping out on her this week, so she will be on hiatus today...again. Instead, Jerry goes over some recent WDW news, rants about how ridiculous the act of trying to ban words is, and then once again heads over to the different Disney groups on Facebook, as well as the Disboards to complain about the idiots who post there.  And believe me, this one is more brutal than th...