Mouse Rants

Jerry gives his opinions and predictions on the new salesman…I mean CEO of Walt Disney World.  Through D’Amaro’s lengthy history with the company along with current changes to DAS, parking, Multipass and signature experiences, let us all find out together whether we are headed towards a bright future or if “nothing you wear is more important than your smile.”  Come join in on the fun!

On this week’s episode, Jillian the Travel Agent has bad news to share with us all, as we discuss the destruction of some of the final spokes of history and tell the lemmings who can’t help but repeat the same old museum rhetoric to shut their pie holes. Jerry also has some DisBoards nonsense to roll our proverbial eyes at, including some stuff about movie etiquette, bad takes and people who belie...

Jerry invites on Tom Lazan to discuss his recent trip to Walt Disney World and the massive video he put together.  If you like hearing Jerry not shutting the hell up, this is the episode for you.  (Also, Spotify keeps taking down episodes, so there will sadly be some changes so people can actually LISTEN to the episodes - you'll see). You can find Tom's WDW video as well as many videos about Final...

In today’s episode, Jerry and a very special guestb discuss restaurants, snacksb and drinks from in Universalb Studios in the lastb episode of the Universalb series.  From the worstb of the worst to the creme de la cremeb - was there any good creme?  I forget now.  Oh well, listen to the episode andb you will find out!!!  Also some RNRC discussionb and other things on the most surprise-filled epis...

In Part 3 of this 3 part series, Jerry brings Jillian the Travel Agent on one more time to finish off with Epic Universe.  Check out this harrowing finale of the Not Trip Report Universal thingie on this week's episode of Mouse Rants!!!    

On Part 2 of this now 3-part series, Jerry and Jillian the Travel Agent continue to figure out who the Universal parks are for...this time with (uch) Islands of Adventure.  From shit team members to shit rides, they talk about why 1930s comic strips, unchanged Marvel lands, 311, 211, 2 Lucky Women, inconvenient robber lockers and a fuckin' psychic belong in the same place as the beautiful and exqu...

Welcome to 2026, Degenerates and Degenerettes!  This week, Jerry brings on Jillian the Travel Agent to discuss the many attractions and lands in Universal Studios Florida including the ones stolen from MGM, the one that has one thing in it, the one we wish didn't exist, the one that could be better, the one that is prejudiced against adults and so much more!  Stay Tuned Next Week for Part 2, as we...

Hello Degenerates & Degenerettes!  Happy New Year all!   This week on Mouse Rants, Jerry listens to a bunch of Universal podcasts and…yeah this is familiar…Holy fuck, people, here we go again…  From scripted bullshit to another “Peter Lore” situation to momly energy to the main course, which you won’t want to miss.  Will Jerry finally be so vomnoyed that he ends it all after this absolute abor...

Merry Sleevesmas everybody!!!  Happy Chanuksleeves! AAAAND the la la la la.  This week on Mouse Rants., Jerry and Jillian watch The Wonderful World of Disney Holiday Spectacular 2025.  Will it be so bad that we can make an All-Inclusive Hashtag HolidayNotHoliday Spectacular Part 2?  Probably not, but ya NEVER KNOW!!!  So come along and watch Derek Hough magically slide along segmented concrete, ac...

This week on Mouse Rants, Jillian the Travel Agent joins Jerry to answer his questions and discuss the differences between Disney and Universal planning.  We also watch a bunch of scripted fake vloggers trying to emulate what real vloggers do to promote Universal….but….not sure they’re doing a great job.  Join in and learn along with Jerry as he decides whether this is a YAY BRANDY or a big mistak...

This year...I mean week on Mouse Rants, Jerry begins his series on the difficulties that arise from planning an actual Universal Trip when there is so little information out there, compared to WDW.  Expect to be sidetracked on Nintendo, Disney, and awful podcasts along the way.  What surprises are in store for the future???  You're not gonna find that out here...well, maybe you will, I don't know....

This year...I mean week, Jerry takes a listen to a podcast that's supposedly about the History of Disney Podcasting.  Sounds promising and fun, right?  Well, let's take that clickbait and run with it.  Join in as he tries to keep his eyes from rolling out of his head as he sorts out all the BS and determines just why exactly this episode was even made.  Also a little bit about Multipass and Muppet...

This week, Jerry watches through the last of SwooZie's lie videos and tries to figure out why exactly this man needs people to believe his ridiculous tales.  This time, the lying silly man is hell bent on proving how much street cred he has and seems much angrier than the first couple times around.  So let's all debunk all the untruths and find out exactly how many times they ask you to take a mat...

Continuing last week's episode Jerry talks about the pointless hatred of the amazing novelty album, The Simpsons Sing The Blues, the episode people "claim" ruined The Simpsons (Principal and the Pauper) and the opinions of some whiny d*bag named LS Mark who thinks if a character is too mean, the episode is terrible. Guess LS Mark thinks this episode is ATROCIOUS!  All this and probably some more o...

In today's episode, Jerry, aggravated about some really bad and strangely popular mainstream takes on The Simpsons, decided to come here and discuss them with all of you.  In the first part of this series, Jerry listens to one of the most pathetic Simpsons podcasts out there and breaks down some of their worst opinions and bad takes, all while trying to keep his composure.  But FIRST, what happene...

In today's episode, (and yes, you're seeing 201 before you're seeing 200. Shush, it's my show) Jerry talks all about his voyage on The Galactic Starcruiser.  From the phenomenal to the meh (but let's be honest, MOSTLY phenomenal), no stone is left unturned. SPOILERS for anyone going on the Halcyon before September. This episode is contains deep dives into the story and events after the first 45 mi...

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain.  Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I've stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) this will be a very bittersweet trip, but a necessary one.  Later Br'er Rabbi...

This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.  Find out what shreds and what's just been ripped to shreds...  but before that, let's check out this new press release on Tiana's Bayou Adventure... and don't think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily.  Mysteries and magic, visions fantastic leading to this strange and wondrous epis...

This week, Jerry is welcomed back from WDW by all of you (thank you!) as he unloads the burdens of the absolute pain and loss of ANY SUBSTANCE in the shows post-post-pandemic.   Come marvel at disturbingly devastating changes that were made for no particular reason whatsoever in Finding Nemo: The Musical.  Oooh and ahhhh, at the lifelessness of Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Show Spectacular.  And don't...

In this episode, Jerry spins the podcast dial and lands on a show that is everything wrong with Disney podcasts today.  Find out what THEY think is the worst "advice" (and I use that term EXTREMELY lightly) about Walt Disney World and how their elitist attitudes cause them to fall completely off the rails into lies and deceit.  All that and...nope that's about it...All that on today's Mouse Rants...

Welcome Back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  Jerry is back with a brand new episode, as we start 2023 with a brand old coat of paint.  Find out where the show has been all this time and why Jerry gave the finger to Walt Disney World and turned his back on that cesspool for two years.  Go through all the things wrong with the parks right now and help reboot the series as we start from where we left...

This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa).  And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction.  So join us as we find out what foods are represented TOO MUCH (and not well) and what needs to change to avoid that s...

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the cultural representation of different cuisines in Walt Disney World.  Of course, jumping off the rails, constantly we had to make this Part 1.  So join us to discuss what kind of food we'd love to see in the parks and what has GOT to go! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few m...

Welcome back Degenerates and Degenerettes!  After a much needed hiatus, Jerry & Simone are back to discuss a clickbaity cringe article about how Disney is apparently better when people are in misery.  Join us as we return to the world of the living as we continue to GUESS WHO wins the CHESS match of LIFE in this most CROCODILE DENTISTY episode of Mouse Rants! - Please send all comments, questions,...

This week, Jerry & Simone take a look back at MGM Studio's Hollywood's Pretty Woman stage show in the Theatre of the Stars.  Find out exactly how similar the stage show is to the movie the title is based on and if Roger and Julia Roberts are such similar creatures (They both screw people for money).  Mickey, Goofy, Roger, Michael Minelli, JK, No Face, and many more huge celebrities star in this 19...