Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by special guests, Karen & Connie as they reflect on and rant about their recent trip to Disneyland for the first time. The wine and beer flows as they try to figure out who had it worse in the parks this winter.  Here are some topics that were discussed:   - The Sad State of Downtown Disney - Magic Kingdom Extra Magic Hours - Walt Disney Family Museum - Disney...

This week, after a night of sake and singing at Kimonos, Jerry & Simone go over the first half of their Walt Disney World trip, discussing:   - Why Southwest Airlines sucks - The difference between racism and thinking other cultures can be obnoxious when they visit - 7 Dwarves Mine Train - The new Peter Pan queue - Cast Members who SHOULD be able to act!!!! - Badly trained Cast Members - Badly tra...

In this episode, recorded live, Jerry & Simone continue their trip as they encounter a timeshare salesman (for DVC) in World Showcase, take a rant-filled walk through Downtown Disney, give live commentary on a few attractions, dodge cheerleaders and Brazilian tour groups left and right, take you on a Lou Mongello-style tour of the Mexico Pavilion, flip out at a bunch of assholes during IllumiNatio...

In this episode, Jerry & Simone take it to the parks LIVE as they interview Norwegians about the upcoming changes happening in Norway, watch and comment on the terrible Lumberjack show in Canada, get bombarded by Brazilians and much much more!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes...

Simone is out again, and it wouldn't be a Jerry Skids solo show without trashing the DisBoards!   Come take a journey with Skids as we:   - celebrate the hat's half demise - go through yet another Starbucks rant as the Trolley Car Cafe is erected - lament about how many opportunities for good food have been missed at the parks - try and figure out why any guy would stay with Naya Rivera after her...

On today's episode, Jerry and Simone give a proper send off to the land that Avatarland will be replacing, Camp Minnie-Mickey...one year after it closed.  Through commentaries, memories and discussions, they realize just how NOT missed that land will be.  Also on the bill, getting drunk at Starbucks and a bit of random gossip! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and...

Jerry and Simone are all over the place today as they celebrate the New Year by going over a bunch of stuff that happened within the Disney company in 2014. From movies released to the massive closings & firings in the parks, from injuries to soundtracks, they ring in 2015 the only way they know how...by over-analyzing everything! Be aware that J & S go off topic moreso than usual. There are way t...

Jerry & Simone wish you a VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS as they complain about more Christmas songs (mostly Disney related) and then run down their favorite Christmas memories including: Drinking (and eating) around the World: Holiday Style, Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party and more!!!!  Also, they debut their new segment called: What The Fuck Did They Just Say?!   - We discuss Sleeves and his Christmas...

This week, feeling the holiday season approaching, Jerry and Simone get down and dirty, discussing the ins and outs of a couple of Christmas songs, comment on Bob Iger spilling the beans to Variety, and discuss the food trucks at Disney Springs. - Christmas Music At Work - Jerry & Simone discuss what kind of pie Brenda Lee really wants - We break down our least favorite Christmas song and explain...

Jerry & Simone complain about their upcoming trip, then break away from park talk and complain about all the terrible animated films Disney decided to offer us between 2000 and 2009.  From ugly CGI abominations to the Sherman Brothers at their worst, take a ride in Time Machine 2 and let's go not -so-far back to the most heinous decade in Disney history. Topics: - Nat Geo Water & Aidsnado - Star W...

Happy Thanksgiving!!!  Jerry & Simone finally return with a double episode you can really be thankful for!  So while you are stuck in traffic and before you put on Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant for the 15th time today in preparation of stuffing your face with all kinds of shit, put on the podcast and RELAX!!!  Today we discuss the 10,000 expansions in the news, we read a whole bunch of Hate Ma...

Happy Halloween my ghoulish followers!  Today you're in for a super spooktacular treat!!  A GLORIOUS 3 hour episode!!!!   MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!   Today, Jerry and Simone discuss how ghoulishly horrible Future World is slowly becoming and    - What attractions would be scariest if the Animatronics came to life - What happened to EPCOT Center?? - Spaceship Earth or Why Dame Judy Dench Hates Us So Muc...

Jerry reads and answers the latest hate mail then plays audio from the Tomorrowland panel at ComicCon. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. - GET A FREE QUOTE THROUGH THE MOST HELPFUL TRAVEL AGENT OUT THERE.  Our official sponsor,  Jillian@aywva...

This week, after a quick Comic Con recap, Jerry & Simone continue their look back at 2005 with commentary on The Happiest Celebration on Earth Travel Planning DVD. Follow along with the clip below.  Please hit the play button as Jerry yells PLAY! to follow along properly! Enjoy!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take...

No Simone today, but Jerry rides the Maelstrom in Norway one last time (with Commentary!) and discusses how the Happiest Celebration on Earth was the beginning of the end ...Plus, Cinderellabration with Commentary!!!! Show Notes: - Simone is out today - Jerry reads some comments on the Mouse Rants YouTube page - Disbashing the homophobic Disers on the Disboards - Princess Rap Battle (Snow White vs...

This week Jerry & Simone get to the meat of the REAL problems in Walt Disney World...the guests!  From line jumpers to people with entitlement issues, the Ranters tear these rude & discourteous rulebreakers a new one as they discuss: - The Beach Boys - The 3-Boobed Hoax - The Raping of MGM Studios....Can We Get a Name Change??? - Guests Are Assholes - Line-Jumpers. - "It's OK" - Your Kids Are NOT...

On this week's Mouse Rants, Jerry & Simone continue tearing apart the counter service selections in The Studios and lament the loss of the Maelstrom.  Also, Disney At New York Comic Con!! - Street Cred - Jerry & Simone's Review of some overly religious & pretentious play - Jerry Reads Some Positive Hate Mail For A Change - Tomorrowland and Big Hero 6 Coming To NYCC - Even more destruction of World...

On this week's Mouse Rants we tear apart the counter service selections in The Studios and watch as Starbucks opens next to yet another mom and pop store (Starring Rolls) to obviously put them out of business..   - Resorts that remind us of our apartments - Non-handicapped ECV users on the Disney buses - We cannot control Segways - Don Nazi - Cawfee Tawk - Starbucks in Walt Disney World - Royal An...

On this week's episode, Jerry & Simone rant about the absolute disappointment of My Magic Plus as a whole.  Here's the ol' breakdown:   - Naked Celebrities without discussing Vanessa Hudgens - Who would win in a fight between all the live performers in World Showcase (circa 2005) - Magic Bands and the Digital Age - Losing all our Band-Its - The impossibility of positioning your Magic Bands - My Di...

This Episode we are discussing the slow deterioration of our favorite place in Walt Disney World, World Showcase.  - The horrendous Villains Unleashed hard ticket event  - Miyuki  - Parents Teaching Entitlement  - Epcot Vybe  - Norway's descension into of Arrendalle  - The Trolls of Frozen  - Kim Possible's World Showcase Adventure  - Saying Goodbye to Off Kilter, the World Showcase Players, Mo' R...

This Episode residing in limbo between -1 and 1 is an intro to what you should expect from our podcast. Show Notes:   - Simone missed the first show - Mouse Rants will contain explicit content, so be aware of that and don't say we didn't warn you - To contact us for any questions, comments or concerns, click on Hate Mail and fill out the form - Mouse Rants will be a very interactive show involving...