Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the various ways WDW is ripping the fans off, including: being charged for things that were once free, being charged for things we don't want and never asked for, hard ticket events within other hard ticket events, pricing out the lower and middle class, preferred everything and much much more.  Also, check out Jerry & Simone's take on the sexiest hard ticket even...

Jerry & Simone are back with a vengeance in their return to Radio Wars!!!  This time it's a doozy, as they listen to the very first episode of the brand spankin' new podcast, DisExplorers .  Yes, that's right. From the same mastermind that brought you a dozen other failed podcasts, we bring you this whole new breed of awful! (If you don't know who I'm talking about, listen to Episode 25 or  Episod...

This week, Jerry & Simone get together with friends, fellow podcasters and Disney connoisseurs, Kate Smith and Kristi Fredericks (check out all their plugs below!!!) to talk about awful, disgusting, self-centered, entitled guests in the parks.  Tune in as our guests take it further than we did in Episode 5, talking about protein spills and other bodily functions, complete slobs, Wizard of Oz, veal...

This week, Jerry & Simone go guerrilla as they cook up a meal of their own while discussing the pathetic changes to the menu at the Jungle Skipper Canteen Restaurant.  After verbally bitchslapping the anonymous douche who seemingly ALSO gave them a bad review on ITunes (SD's Corner), they get into the tourists at WDW whose palates are such an OPPOSITE to the word "refined" that they are an embarra...

This week, Simone returns just in time for your MouseRantskeleaders follow up with director Philip Swift and the star of the Dark Side of Disney documentary (and also his mom) Beth Swift!  We talk more about the film, from Beth's point of view, as well as the new DVD and VOD release (4-20-2016) as well as beards, Walt Life, hoarding merch, Property Control, the state of MGM Studios, Gary Sinise's...

Just a quick 10 minutes to talk about what is going on with Mouse Rants going forward. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and content, that could be deemed offensive by certain people. Also, all opinions...

Since Simone has departed the show, Jerry has brought back an old favorite!  That's right...he has, yet again, gone through Disney Facebook Groups to find the most awful posts out there...and THIS time, he nearly loses his voice lambasting these fucking idiots. So come join in the fun (as fun as a potential aneurysm) and send in your own finds (Disney-related only, preferentially) as we throw anot...

This week, we were SUPPOSED to record an episode about Pixar, but instead Simone felt the need to ruin the episode and storm out.. Since I refuse to miss a week because she wants to be a baby, here is what happened.  Enjoy. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give...

This week, after listening to another terrible SwooZy video...(although he seems to have run out of ideas at this point already...), Jerry and Simone take to the Magic Kingdom to see if the food here is any better than MGM... They go land by land hoping to find decent counter service and snacks that are actually worth the money...do they find it?  FIND OUT on the most edible episode of Mouse Rants...

This week, Jerry goes solo...which, as you all know, means a full, all-out, balls to the wall ranting session is in store!!!  This time, he angrily debunks idiot vlogger, SwooZie's, obvious lies as he painstakingly is forced to sit through two of his Disney-related videos.  Then, get ready for DOUCHE CHILLS as he sifts through some pixie duster-style Disney YouTube series.  And when I say douche c...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back the beloved DisBoards rants as they file through pointless thread after pointless thread, trying to figure out the all-too overasked question...WHY?!!  After that, your MouseRantskeleaders give a SPOILER-FREE review of The Zootopia 3D IMAX Experience...including an in-depth discussion of  the horrible families on either side of us.  It's an all out brawl on the...

This week, Jerry and Simone have fun stressing out over the awfulness that is "The Most Shenanigans Filled Top 10 List" - an episode of Behind the Magic (that's right...friends of the show Behind the Magic) that is almost UNBEARABLE to listen to.  After that horrendous mess, join us in a blind commentary on the Disneyland 60th Anniversary Special... aka the worst "Anniversary" ever disguised as an...

Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  In Part 2, after delving into the awesome powers of the Webee Boys (starring Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame), we visit the very Sunset Boulevard-y/Tower of Terror-esque themed Sleep No More...an interactive & immersive experience in NYC that you are going to WANT to hear about.   Don't worry, we...

Today, we depart from our normal structure and review three things that are "almost Disney."  First we discuss the NYC screening of "SLC Punk 2: Punk's Dead" (starring Newsies' own Michael Goorjian), we give a MUCH NEEDED beating to the live event from just a few weeks ago, "Grease: Live" (starring a whole bunch of ex-Disney stars, including Vanessa Hudgens and Keke Palmer), and finally the very S...

Simone has RETURNED!!!  And in FULL FORCE today!  We bring to you the most condescending article ever written about Disney fans.  And we virtually tear the author (@hiheelzbrooke) a new one.  But not before Simone regales us with her tales of rub n tug massages and adjustable bidets on her Asian Vacation and a discussion of the new Animal Kingdom signature dining establishment and changes at Nine...

With Simone on vacation, Jerry grabs Mouse Rants veterans Erica DeJulio, Derek Drum and Rachel Guyette to talk about horrendously dirty subjects with a Disney twist.  From Erica's prince fantasies, to a game of Guess What's In My Princesses' Pants with Derek to Rachel's thoughts and musings on what Disney movies would make good pornographic films, this is one rousing (or should I say A-rousing) ep...

This week, Jerry & Simone decide to have the very first RADIO WAR of 2016!  They reluctantly listen to clips from WDW News Today's 2015 Christmas Podcast Parade and try not to hang themselves as they discuss the abrupt decline in creativity and odd obsession with Disneyland (even though the name of their podcast alone would suggest otherwise) within the past few years.  So listen along, if you dar...

This week on Mouse Rants' special New Year's Episode, Jerry & Simone take you on multiple late night New Year's Eve/Day subway trips around Brooklyn and Manhattan as they discuss the most absurd possibilities for live entertainment in World Showcase, from hilarious, to dark (yet still hilarious), to just plain wrong.  So listen to them avoiding drunk idiots, bodily fluids, and psycho passengers, w...

Merry Christmas Degenerates!!!  This year on their Christmas episode, Jerry & Simone run down MORE terrible Disney Christmas songs, try to add Christmas into non-Christmas attractions and dig up a Christmas album so heinous they'll never be able to top it!!  Then, in the second half  of the show, they bring on special guests, Joe Pardo ( http://jpar.co ), Karen Drum, Chris Rowlands, and Janette Pe...

No description can do this episode justice.  Just listen to it and enjoy.   -Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to us at mouserants@gmail.com !!!!   -Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. Don't be a dick!!!   - JOIN THE OFFICIAL DEGENERATES!!! Fill in your email on the top right of the page! download (right click, save as...) WARNING: All episo...

This week, it's Jerry vs. Simone as the two Degenerate Leaders painstakingly immerse themselves in the horror that is Radio Disney.  Come play along as your hosts try to figure out just what the hell Disney is putting on the radio...after discussing Shia LeBeauf's latest project of course.  COME ON! DOWNLOAD IT NOW!!!  JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, co...

No true episode this week, but Mouse Rants will definitely be back next week for Episode 49!!!  (so if you're gonna rate and review us, do it based on a REAL episode.  THIS week Jerry decided he didn't wanna leave you empty handed, so he recorded a plethora of thoughts and musings unedited during his commute.  So hear Jerry (with two quick cameos from Simone)  ramble on about sneakers, DVDs, touri...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, DEGENERATES!!!!!     Today, Jerry & Simone return with a Halloween episode that will make you shit your pants in delight!!!  First, a rousing game of What If...as they figure out hilarious Disney and horror movie crossovers...then they discuss the very strange Pecos Bill/Tortuga Tavern switch...and finally, for your listening pleasure.......Mouse Rants' first feature length commen...

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by Friends of the Show, Zeek and Rachel, from Behind The Magic Podcast!  After giving them a taste of their own medicine with a quick round of trivia, they quickly delve into the world of games scattered around Walt Disney World, from Sorcerer's of the Magic Kingdom to defunct arcades.  Of course, the conversation derails into snark, sarcasm, in-fighting, wit,...

This week, Chris, Sean and Susan of the WDW Navigators infiltrate Mouse Rants to talk about the history of their show from when it was the Forever Disney Podcast til the great uprising of the WDW Navigators. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma....