Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry and Simone meander through the rest of the SwooZie's lies as they call him out and debunk pretty much every moronic, impossible and frivolous thing he says.  This time, we meet a douchier and cockier SwooZie bend on selling his lies to the masses for nothing but fucking hits on his YouTube.  But BEFORE that, we discuss our recent trip to Salem, MA, the deadline for registration fo...

Jerry and Simone celebrate yet another Christmas...well, post-Christmas...with one of the most funfilled, uplifting topics yet.  SUICIDE!!!!  Come hang out with us as we go over some of the fictional and non-fictional people who offed themselves in the Disney Universe, after we have a lengthy discussion about the AWFUL Tree Trail at Disney Springs and finish our final Storytime segment.  All of th...

This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween, as they introduce their new trip planning venture.  First, it's a look into budgeting for your WDW vacation and a little lesson on how to save money without borrowing it from unsuspecting women without any intention of ever paying them back...then they talk about what REALLY goes into renting DVC points and what that whole process is like.  But no...

This week, Jerry and Simone continue Decemberween as they discuss all the things they would do with the tiny creatures, characters and pets in Disney films.  Join us in one of the most thought-provoking episodes yet as we decide the fate (whether it be sexy or deadly) of all of our little friends.  Also, a spoiler-free Moana review and our new  Decemberween storytime segment.  Heed our advice, you...

Jerry & Simone take you Degenerates through all of WDW's celebrations and promotions from the Tencennial Celebration to #ShowYourDisneySide.  What was a good idea and what was just fucking awful???  Find out tonight!!  Also a new dinner menu over at ABC Commissary on tonight's Surprise Celebration Spectacular of Mouse Rants!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and...

Simone is out this week, so Jerry brings on Mouse Rants sponsor Jillian to listen to a bunch of awful Disney YouTube vloggers and hate life for a few hours.  Here's the catch, she brought some of her own...and they are even worse!!!  God help us all....  Join us as we descend into the depths of atrociousness...no amount of alcohol will be able to save us from this episode of Mouse Rants. - Please...

Jerry and Simone take on the antithesis (aka Pixie Duster version) of the Dark Side of Disney Documentary as they begrudgingly watch The Dreamfinders: A Documentary on Finding and Living the Disney Dream and comment on its incredible worthlessness - while trying to figure out where the 11 grand went to when we could have filmed the exact same project for just the cost of park entrance. Watch along...

This week, Jerry goes solo as he takes on one of the most worthless shows in the Disney podcasting world, The TTA Travelers.  Come tear this piece of trash up with him in another fun Radio War!!!  Also, our new group and baked potatoes on this week's Mouse Rants!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to...

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY:  Today we play Get To Know Our New Sponsor, as  Jillian  (the ONLY Degenerate travel agent) joins Jerry & Simone today in the big Mouse Rants event announcement.  Once business is over and done with, it's time for another edition of DisBoard/Facebook Group rants!! Book through our sponsor at: jillian@aywvacations.com  - she's honestly the best you'll ever find!!! Plus she's...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back their buddy Kate Smith to talk about why Pleasure Island was a MUCH better establishment than Disney Springs.  Find out just what is wrong about this new Hipster Shittown Shopping Center and what was SOOOO GOOOODD about the Downtown Disney of our past. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Al...

Come celebrate Epcot by taking a trip through time with Jerry & Simone through all 4 versions of Spaceship Earth.  Then conclude the day with commentary on Epcot's Opening Celebration in 1982.  Why should I talk it up when that already sounds amazing on its own?!?! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to...

This week, Jerry & Simone talk to author, Geoffrey Golden, about his new book, Dream It! Screw It!, a humorous account of Dipp Disney, Walt's drunk retarded cousin, and the WORST imagineer to ever set food in Disney HQ.  Join us as we discuss some of Dipp's rejected ideas and just shoot the shit about WDW.  Then let us finish you off with some review news and an interesting twist on an old Radio W...

This week, Jerry and Simone continue the adventures of Dave, Erin, Luke and Stacey in the bonus features of their favorite travel planning DVD ever, the Walt Disney World Travel Planning Video 2005/2006.  But first let's tie up some loose ends.  First they go into Disney's decision of removing the Moana costume Jerry discussed last week, leading to a discussion of race and sensitivity.  Next they...

Jerry returns with a vengeance (sans Simone, sadly) to talk about the controversial Maui costume and why people are psychotic for being offended by it.  He delves into the world of political correctness and how it's destroying us as a society...And then destroys some racist moron on YouTube who claims that this Disney is STEALING her culture.  Sit back and relax folks...because this is a 300MPH am...

  Well, it's come to this.  On our second anniversary special, we bring on our meanest friends to do the most original Radio Wars we have ever done. For the first time ever, we open up the vault on the WORST show idea we have ever had: a 2007 podcast that Jerry & Simone (thankfully) never ended up airing....as well as the most embarrassing video of your Degenerate Leader himself, Jerry Skids, Drin...

This week, Jerry and Simone are joined by their old pal, Howie Dadoosh as he opens up the ol' grab bag of insanity!  We discuss some recent changes, a horrifically awful blog and $200 Siri knockoffs. - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to  mouserants@gmail.com - Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING:...

This week, Jerry, Simone and Kevin Kessler from 2 Men and the Mouse and Mousellaneous DIScussions (links below) wax intellectually about the past, present and future of Star Wars.  But not before we talk about Brave, dolphins and some awful changes going on in the parks (two that are further destroying Epcot)... So join your Degenerate Leaders and this other guy in the most fangs out, karabast Mou...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring back Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to finish off their discussion of music in the parks.  First they destroy the hopes and dreams of moronic people on Facebook and Disboards.  And believe me, these posts are some of the stupidest we've ever seen!!!  Then we discuss music in the World Showcase, I'm-A-Fuckin'-Mess Studios  and Animal Kingdom dissecting the area loops and...

This week, Jerry & Simone take it to a new level as they review the most poorly written WDW guide book ON THE PLANET!!!  (you'll get that after the episode)  Have fun as we call out the author on tons of incorrect information, awful grammar, unfathomable biased opinions, lazy writing, wasted space, obvious "tips",  and just plain stupidity.   They also talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy takeov...

This week, Jerry goes at it sans Simone as he rips apart the extremely poorly planned out dating site that is Mouse Mingle !  But first he gets into the atrocity that is Pokemon Go, the Mini NES, the Cast Member who thought it was okay to post backstage photos on Twitter and some more Tweets from our old friend.  Then it's finally time for the main event.  Laugh along with your Degenerate Leader a...

Just when you thought it was over...it PULLS you back in with intense anger...  That's right.  This week, Jerry & Simone bring back one of the most popular bits they've done.  The two Degenerate leaders go head to head in a game they never wanted to do again.  That's right, it's the Radio Disney Top 30 Game!  Come play along and cringe with delight as they go from song to song trying to figure out...

This week, Jerry & Simone are joined by our food-loving friends Kate Smith & MegVeg from MousePort Podcast  to discuss the best and worst meals & snacks we have ever tasted in Walt Disney World.  Take a trip with us down "commissionary lane" (SwooZie is a liar) and see how many double-entendres are dropped on this week's foodfilled Mouse Rants!!!! - Please send all comments, questions, concerns, t...

This week, Jerry & Simone bring on Degenerate, Danny Gribbin, to discuss one of their favorite topics...music in the parks.  From area loops to songs long forgotten, your three guides take you around Magic Kingdom and Future World to figure out where you can find the buttery beats and where the audio is just aural diarrhea...But not before peeling apart and dissecting one of the world's worst blog...

On this week's sexually charged episode, Jerry & Simone interview ex-cast members, Chris, Doug and Rachel to find out what REALLY goes on behind the scenes at WDW.  Hear some of the hottest sex stories from people who lived in, what some may call, the Horniest Place on Earth.  And believe me folks...the 18+ explicit rating is a DEFINITE on this one, because the amount of filth we get into is epic....

This week, Jerry & Simone have a ball taking in old school nostalgic promos, bumpers, specials, advertisements, and more!  Watch along with the video below as they comment on how phenomenal, yet strange The Disney Channel used to be.  From screaming jokers to false information to failed products to to goats doing...questionable things, you will defecate yourselves in laughter as your Masters of Ce...