Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss robot umpires, robot mowers, robot vacuums, robot Amazon workers, loving humans, and yet despising internet comments. Plus fat bears and Bat Boy.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday's contest, Pretty Woman, sharks, 3000, Jimmy Kimmel, Fat Bear prelims, local television stations, UK TV licenses, the legacy of broadcast television, Russian jets in Estonian airspace, Palestinian recognition, Rapture 2025, and what happens a week after the Rapture.

Burnie and Ashley discuss drop contests, loopholes, watching Alien Earth, not watching Alien Earth, Disney owns everything, Teddy Ruxpin, toy movies, The Popples, deep generational cuts, imagery burned into our brains as kids, The Black Hole, Amityville Horror, Toys, Trilogy of Terror, The Smashing Machine, and the 1990's hard line of cultural sensitivity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss smart fridges, All Advantage, ad bars, the YouTube Partner Program, the second fridge, Otter Pops, new iOS, liquid glass, too many metrics, and bricking biotech.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Jimmy Kimmel's suspension, Burnie's frustration with discussing American extremism every single day, meth animals, The Witcher recasting, Misson Impossible's impact on comic book movies, and is there such as a thing as bad superhero casting?

Burnie and Ashley discuss hitting the post, Limewire buying Fyre Festival, the Klarna IPO, reinventing everything, layaway, broke economics, A24 dating bios, red flags, making fun of games while planning a game, scuba heists, and Disney dishes.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Diplomat, debt-is-good financial strategies, lots of thoughts of dead media & social media addiction, The Diplomat, and the 90th death of Austin, TX.

Burnie and Ashley run long talking about the 2025 Emmys, Adolescence, Severance, The Studio, cringe comedy, long takes, competing with your castmates, Hacks, Marvelous Mrs Maisel, Manacled, and when fan fics go legit.

Burnie and Ashley talk about little kids' laughter, viral names, SingingTeacherGirl, more giant media mergers, Tron Ares, the Bioshock movie, streaming media compressions, the Overemployed movement, and name blindness.

Burnie and Ashley talk about the death of Charlie Kirk, the human quality of empathy, and the cyclical nature of violence.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.

Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.

Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL shake ups, grad school, different university experiences, and a new RTAA this weekend.

Burnie and Ashley discuss backlog television content, Alien:Earth's rave reviews, Doctor Who, sonic screwdrivers, Lara Croft, Sophie Turner, sinister snails, mirror life, Don Coriolis, and the annoying overhead of winter car prep.

Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535 connection, Isle of Skye adventures, the curse of low profile tires, and being in permanent holiday mode. Extended version with an extra 20 minutes of this podcast is available for Patrons and Sponsors: https://www.roosterteeth.com/...

Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky ball swaps.

Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster Teeth website feature, and collapsible pop-up technology. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning Somewhere audience shouts. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration date. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments, Connect The Dots puzzles, Paint By Numbers, and great moments in acceptance speeches.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity well. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com