Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 658 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

2025.11.05: From A Hole In The Ground 05.11.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss NY elections, Ted Danson, The Good Place, Michael Schur, Jared Keeso, enviable careers, Showgirls, Dutch cuts, being Hobbits, Elon Musk on Scots, and loving our chosen home.

2025.11.04: Proper Props 04.11.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss election day, prize pumpkins, Sexiest Man of the Year, Wicked, Bridgerton, the 14 month calendar, the Phantom Tim Conspiracy, Hooters comeback, Switch 2 sales numbers, and what day of the week should be the start.

2025.11.03: Everything Gets A Date 03.11.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss daylights saving, relative holidays, mobile nuggets, trick or treating, Scottish commitment, blue shells, Nintendo lawsuits, and keep our vow of silence.

2025.10.31: No More Days Til Halloween 31.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, John Carepenter's Halloween, Halloween 3, Meta's very personal porn habit, Best and Worst Halloween candies, dark chocolate, Nvidia hits 5 trillion, Netflix considering Warner, and weirdest movie in a franchise.

2025.10.30: Hallow's Eve Eve 30.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, Trick or Treating, secret identities, high resolution, Brazil police raids, American gunboats, tourists sweeps, Error 37, cursor blindness, videogame problems, timed achievements, and the World Series enters the final stretch.

2025.10.29: Join The Club 29.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Halloween, 1X Neo robot, training in the home, monkeys on the loose, and mice with beautiful heads of hair.

2025.10.28: Waking Up To Baseball 28.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying technology, Apple Live Events, the record setting-ish World Series game, Burnie and Gus Sorola at the 2005 World Series, Ashley hears Burnie's ghost, Nike's powered shoe, mainstream exoskeletons, Emily Blunt roleplay, Live Die Repeat, the Rivian eBike, Elon Musk's robot army, and Burnie's weird movie recommendation.

2025.10.27: Jonas Bonus 27.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Jonas Brothers, U2, Cam Skatebo, NY Giants, the precious resource of public attention, and thoughts about the Halo Campaign Evolved announcement.

2025.10.24: The Puppy Timeline 24.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss NBA gambling busts, forest fire trials, AI police work, rooting for Canada, Pokemon Happy Meals, puppies vs lingerie, flag football Pro Bowl, and fixing the fix. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

2025.10.23: Saving Your Place 23.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss female anatomy, community posts, weight based diet plans, Bobiverse, Downton Abbey, Red vs Blue's long term structure, locking up everything, anti-theft culture, Get Smart, Rosey The Robot, and learning to love the Star Wars prequels.

2025.10.22: Locally Sourced Content 21.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Open AI's new browser, ASMR fugitives, The Anti Corruption of Public Morals Act, government shutdown correction, gold toilet futures, postive aspects of lockdown, drinking fountains, and peanut allergies taking a nose dive.

2025.10.21: Hating The Game 21.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Mariners collapse, yips, AWS outage, revealing architecture via outage, the quiet tension of data outages, internet addiction, and record setting government shutdowns.

2025.10.20: Da Loove 20.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Shohei Ohtani's big night, amazing individual performances, Louvre heists, TAMU BAC, rivalries, Jobless Growth, and the quiet part out loud.

2025.10.17: Watching On Delay 17.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss a Game of Thrones rewatch, does a bad ending matter on a rewatch, Tron:Ares, the actor in the most franchises, Tivo ends its broadcast day, streaming killed the broadcast star, predicting tech via porn, and Ashley's experience with the Xbox Ally handheld.

2025.10.16: Sleep Cycling 16.10.2025

Burnie and Ben King discuss time differences between countries, night life, all-nighters, expensive prices for locals, David Guetta, challenging strong visions, telling people they were right, what makes a good DJ, and universal basic income for artists.

2025.10.15: Whether You Should 15.10.2025

Burnie and Ben King talk about benchmarking childhoods, dial-up internet, fintech, the mystery crypto investor, turning a buck, Burnie's sci-fi AGI theory, Free Speech as a visa holder, One Battle After Another, and the motivations behind technical

2025.10.14: That Auto Aim Life 14.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Apple TV's all new name, Battlefield 6 is actually Battlefield 37, Brutal Legend, Tim Schafer, Scott C, and achievement theory.

2025.10.13: Monday The 13th 13.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Monday mornings, taking the highlighted path, MLB playoffs, college football rankings, childhood shaping sports choices, Zootropolis, Teen Wolf, Jason Bateman, Universal Classic Monsters, voice acting, efforts sessions, Tom Cruise's Mummy trailer, and weird casting connections.

2025.10.10: Dark Web Dept 10.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss mommy monitoring, daddy destruction, GBP drops vs the currency with no government, Bitcoin & Gold ATHs, Discord leaks, providing your ID, VPNs on notice, and missing a window in consumer blowback.

2025.10.09: Doing It Dry 09.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Nobel Prize Showdown 2025, science prize money, EU burger regulations, new foods, not answering calls from Sweden, banned authors, Calvin butt, Vine editing, and abandoned URLs.

2025.10.08: The Cool Teacher 08.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss contest winners, Wes Anderson, Austin celebs, Mike Judge, blasts from the past, Korey Coleman, high school AP courses, the cool teacher, and being unable to solve our own problems as teenagers.

2025.10.07: Reading By Color 07.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss hot Atlantean princes, cloud based media, Xbox pricing rumors, Hank Green, Hulu shutting down, and a new drop contest at RoosterTeeth.com.

2025.10.06: Take Us Back To 2025 06.10.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the break, our contest winner, Fattest Bear champion, Taylor Swift, bnl, The Big Bang Theory theme song, bubble porn, clean video stores, user liability, and Sora 2.

2025.09.26: The Robot from Star Wars 26.09.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss that Pumpkin Spice Life, Ashley's Fat Bear update, the importance of nicknames, evolving ideas, being right while being wrong, Hades II, rogue-lite games, isometry, and taking off for a week. First person to comment the source of the drop in the roosterteeth.com website comments for this episode will be sent a code for a t-shirt from the Rooster Teeth Store. Prize awa...

2025.09.25: Never Swallow The Worm 25.09.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss their succesful (?) dental exams, popular internet t-shirts, tall vibing, best selling RT shirts, The Yoke Controversy, future judgement, Farscape, Babylon 5, Stargate, and when good medical news leads to bad habits.

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