Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss new Xbox rumors, generational cycles, bad names, bifurcated consoles, Steam hardware delays, Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Celtic nachos, and hating your team.

Burnie and Ashley discuss driving in Scotland, traffic trains, sheep commuters, Disney changes, who owned Marvel, beaver dams, beaver tails, hippo fighting, Tim Burton, Planet of the Apes, Congo, Helena Bonham Carter, Phoebe Waller Bridge, Lara Croft, and Pee Wee Herman.

Burnie and Ashley discuss cutting conspiracies, SpaceX's one million satellities, flooding the zone, foldable iPhones, doubling by halving, losing the wallet, and single strap woes.

Burnie and Ashley talk about gold, silver & bitcoin crashes, Microsoft downturn, AI training, Epstein dump, EGOTs, and Iron Lung.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla's sunset strategy, army of robots, future pods, Peter Molyneux, Fable IV, boomer roleplay, Brandon Sanderson, adapatations, Harry Potter, and the US nationwide shutdown strike.

Burnie and Ashley discuss objective players, Highguard, fantasy power rankings, Zerg rushing, Steam review guidelines, Tik Tok algorithm changes, big number alternatives, and Khabe Lame sells his identity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss pro-gaming history, Highguard, gamer dogpiles, Stranger Things stellar numbers, celeb dopplegangers, genetic lotteries, and Robbie Williams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Last of the Mohicans, Alex Honnold, Taipei 101, height anxiety, Iranian protests, American warships, two party recordings, celebrity text subpoenas, trolling, the shooting of Alex Pretti, and Australia's Top 100.

Burnie and Ashley discuss TikTok's future, beigns second, Oscar nominations, Oscar misses, Sinner, alien corrections, and the natural charisma of Michael B Jordan

Burnie and Ben discuss Gold records, Gold YouTube buttons, streaming metrics, TikTok hooks, handy ultrasounds, musical talent, Espresso vibe-authoring, rumors about Vimeo layoffs, and rampant astronaut speculation.

Burnie and Ben discuss RT Shorts, leaving the country, Disney adults, rail travel, House of Dynamite, dub vs sub, Costco, AI vs AI assisted search, and choosing a futbal club.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hoosier firsts, Hoosier meanings, climate change, America's largest land acquisitions, China depop, and being childfree vs antikid.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's birthday, sushi train, Zootopia 2, Avatar gets cheaper, the emerging AI class system, platform performance of the RTAAs, tennis professional amateurs, and mistaken identities at the BBC.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Animaniacs, Madonna, Amazing Race, the Great American visa drought, The World Cup, Messi, Posh Spice's husband, social media jobs, The Birthday Problem, real stuff that we don't believe, hoverboards, and Star Wars executive changes.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Marvel teasers, Ponies, The Boys, Walking Dead, 28 Years and Six Months Later, Alamo controversy, Digg returns, Fark, X agrees to only undress some people, and Xray cams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss box office all-time, Scott Adams, Ivermectin, Tesla FSD milestones, Jerome Powell investigation, claw machine metaphors, stores of value, tariff rulings, Iranian executions, Erfan Soltani, and Burnie finally has a good AI experience.

Burnie and Ashley discuss fat Mush, Burnie the Pushover, the Are You Dead app, Hitchbot, robot serial killers, Nigerian princes, and valuable data for scams.

Burnie and Ashley discuss leaving hibernation, Golden Globe roundup, Slashies, roast awards, Kpop Demon Hunters, Sinners, dog awards, uninvestable Venezuela, Iranian internet, sonic weapons, Discord secret IPO, and the Epic Games Store data disparity.

Burnie and Ashley discuss agitators, Iranian protests, Memories books, yearbook signings, Twitter conspiracy theories, WB's deadline, Ole Miss exits the CFP, CES round up, and Tamagotchis.

Burnie and Ashley briefly discuss their growing exhaustion with the pace of American crisis events.

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, screen time, CES, Lego Smart Brick, Lego lore, Harry Potter, Twilight, retail teleportation, packing for holiday returns, Alpha & Beta bricks, PBS shutdown rumors, iPods, media libraries, and eliminating minutia.

Burnie and Ashley discuss overly complicated recipes, expiration dates, fake paparazzi, voice mails, three seashells, Quarto, rotting in Hell, Tesla loses top EV spot, sinister driving, Netflix theatrical window, breakout YouTubers, corporate music, and how to panic properly.

Burnie and Ashley discuss college football final four, DSLRs, mobile electronics, 28 X Later, Operation Absolute Resolve, Venezuela, Maduro costume changes, regime changes, narcoterrorism, and moving ahead.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's memory hole, failed interrogations, Reddit predictions for 2026, GTA: Tokyo almost happened, and Avatar films as a unit of value.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Rob Reiner, great last lines, non-linear podcasts, The London Eye, British emotions, and our Best of 2025 Awards.