Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley talk about jetlag, their trip to LA, short time changes, repressurizing, grasshopper declines, World Series losers, EV misinformation, diesel prices in California, and keeping tools in the van overnight.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, fliking with jetpacks, queuing at mountain summits, camera blindness, Red vs. Blue's Cam the Cameraman, unlocking Halo armor sets, McDonald's hash browns, end-of-year plans, Dune Messiah, and The Batman Part II.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tesla Roadster announcements, full self-driving promises, flying car hype, the cost of pre-orders, forgotten tech demos, 9,000-pound electric Hummers, practical uses for jet packs, and trusting autonomous vehicles.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Burnie's brutal sports week, college football playoff frustrations, the Texas Renaissance Festival Fairy Weekend, elaborate costumes, three-foot margaritas, EV road trip charging, skin checks, sun safety, ren faire roleplay, and the MMO Shadowbane.

Burnie and Ashley discusss the NLCS, the Brewers, Slow Horses, contract paralysis, Xbox Nano controllers, Hall-effect sticks, and vibe coding everything.

Burnie and Ashley discuss visiting Pinballz arcade, pinball collections, claw machine prizes, Shohei Ohtani's slump, classic ice cream truck treats, Shiner whisky, Texas Sunday closures, livestreamed federal executions, the Texas Renaissance Festival, and shopping at Costco.1

Burnie and Ashley discuss Austin yard work, coaster updates, kids fauna education, Odyssey home video, Obsession, Backrooms, inflight entertainment, and the evolving world of Halloween decorations.

Burnie and Ashley discuss their trip to Austin, heat changes, park visits, amusement park accidents, information blackouts, hacker attacks, French protests, tiger attacks, Harambe, and pronouncing macabre.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Texas losing to Oklahoma, the Red River Shootout, AP rankings, expensive high school football stadiums, an Irn-Bru lorry heist, Xbox cloud gaming, current console prices, riding in Waymos, Cyber Cabs, and kids pushing elevator buttons.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Yankees fan interference, baseball payroll math, the Milwaukee Brewers logo, tracking Xbox Mythic achievements, TrueAchievements spreadsheets, pneumonic plague, AI remaking Adobe software, Jon Stewart interviewing Jacob Coxon, Burnie's bald eagle publicity photo, and Microsoft's XP Studios.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Vin Diesel, diesel prices, red diesel, movie game adaptations, Halo as an early FPS, and iPhone depriciation.

Burnie and Ashley discuss quality of life updates, builders and joiners, runaway highway tires, physics formulas, Duolingo nag-ware, Rosetta Stone discs, Paul Verhoeven, Skydance branding, the Emmys moving to streaming, Disney Plus pricing, David Pumpkins casting lore, the Helldivers movie, and debunked GTA VI cloud streaming rumors.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Tropic Thunder, Shane Black, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, comedy that ages poorly, Digger, Obsession's comedy classification, Triangle of Sadness, Russian plague, Tom Hanks David Pumpkins, weight equivalents, diesel costs, Theme Hospital, generational kid games, Oregon Trail, Might & Magic, game demos, Castle Wolfenstein 3D, Mythical achievements, and easy Mythical games.

Burnie and Ashley discuss David Pumpkins, Mike Myers, character comedy, Will Ferrell, The Hawk, Steam Autumn Sale, Two Point Museum, Roller Coaster Tycoon, AV cart days at school, MLB playoffs, AR room cleaning, gamifying life, the slow rollout of robots, inheiriting cheating bans, livestream fails, and the NCAA weekend wrap up.

Burnie and Ashley discuss train culture, perfect environments, skin care routines, teenage skin problems, men's hygiene, mall kiosk beauty, eyebrow trends, microblading, paperbag jeans, moustache goofin, Fat Bear Week's winner, and the rise of nepo cubs.

Burnie and Ashley discuss organizational strategies, bursts of energy, Minecraft new dimension, Dungeons II, Minecraft Legends, Mark Rober, minecraft builds, FlyDubai flight incident, mimicking television, best late year holiday, and the great debate of alpaca vs goose.

Burnie and Ashley discuss house projects, solar energy, Xbox goes Mythic, Xbox Insiders, Mythical etymology, gamerscore, disc to digtial, and supporting our fellow game players.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the VMAs, Yung Lean, viral in 2026, Thousand Hand dance, Avantgardey, Aldi, Costco seasonal aisle, girl math coffee update, the VMAs, paying for stuff no one else pays for, the VMAs, airport shuttles, Madonna, Tom Cruise, and the easy move of being the bad ass.

Burnie and Ashley discuss college football, Coyote vs Acme, Resident Evil, Avengers Endgame DLC, Slither, The Abyss, Bluray releases, Astros Rangers playoff race, Nvidia Heist, porch pirates, shopping cart deposits, smuggling videocards INTO China, and trends that will end poorly.

Burnie and Ashley continue Phat Week by discussing Fat Bear updates, Marshmallow, Chonk, tap to pay controllers, NFL Blitz, QR code logins, bricked smart fridges, ice makers, Crescent ice, and Ashley pitches soda mode.

Burnie and Ashley discuss ads everywhere, food noise, GLP-1 stories, Strange Days, World War Z 2, Tom Cruise oscar noms, Rain Man, institutions, pie irons, parental conspiracies, 8-bit music, and sea shanty dynamics.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Norm documentary, Weekend Update, Lorne Michaels, Dirty Work, GLP lawsuits, how to figure out if you're blind, food noise, pumpkin genetics, Hurricane Polo, El Nino, hurricane season, podcast trends, beta update, and Xbox reorgs Halo Studios.

Burnie and Ashley discuss heating system woes, radiators, math on the fly, code switching, dehydrating frogs, GTA VI sales predictions, Fat Bears return, fattest countries, and placing our bets.

Burnie and Ashley discuss train day trips, the Beeching Cuts, oil inflluence, AI regulation chatter, rogue agents, the moral obligation to keep AI online, Fire Emblem banana shortages, McDonalds Halo armor, Ole Miss, CAPTCHA tests, and the AP Top 25.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Macklemore Free Palestine controversy, Streisand Effect, real activism, Extra Life, EU Canada, Resident Evil, and Zach Cregger gets adapting right.