Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Australian social media ban, the worst platforms for kids, Joe the Cat, Game Awards, Expedition 33, Dispatch, Kik, World Cup, weaponizing sexual content, Eurovision, media protests, the Pop Tart bowl, and the Wrapped movement has gone too far.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Half Sword, violence in videogames, adrenaline games, the hostile takeover of WB, and the media devils on our shoulders.

Burnie and Ashley discuss pumping up the crowd, cell phone lockers, Star Wars diners, A New Hope theatrical cut, being the coldest, the cringe-worty World Cup draw, The Jason Statham Game, and the surprising wins at the box office.

Burnie and Ashley discuss negging your partner, Spotify Wrapped, Sponsor Chat this weekend, Flu season in Scotland, Dave Chapelle's Edmonton show, World Cup Draws, and Netflix wins the WBD bidding process.

Burnie and Ashley discuss She-Ra, He-Man, Netflix reboots, serial animated shows, obscure cartoons, Star Blazers, Popples, Chinese ICE flood, Indian Teslas, Tarantino's rants, Fortnite lore, Dell donations, and Spaceballs 2.

Burnie and Ashley discuss voice mails from Black Friday, the weird world of Golf ads, Francis Ford Coppola watch auctions, not knowing about collectibles, Guillermo Del Toro, China's robotic warnings, the Chinese Bike Collapse of 2018, learning from bubbles, and having an exit strategy.

Burnie and Ashley talk about rawdogging boredom, barebacking travel, K-shaped economies, all gas no brakes spending, and all problems no solutions podcasting.

Burnie and Ashley discuss College Football, World Cup 2026, Wicked Too, Zootopia 2, Kill Bill Fortnite, Wobbly Life, Quarto, Chess, and the Airbus 320 rollback.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Black Friday, the best holiday ever, Howard Stern's cancellation, snacking, getting ready for Playboy, not being able to respond to heat, media mergers, and the future we could all be living in.

Burnie and Ashley discuss turkeys, Paw Patrol and modern fascism, Tron release, Tether downgrade, gold holdings, Korean romcoms, and the Scrubs reboot.

Burnie and Ashley discuss defrosting, learning you're smarter than adults, microwave fears, gifts for dads, Stranger Things release day, AP's Top 25 Football teams, AP Top 10 videogames, fictional kinks, Burnie's awful streak of endings, and Disney World kind of sucking.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Executive death threats, Starliner, Bitcoin crash, day trading, Scion fund closure, Wicked premiere, Titanic's PCP problem, and deli meats.

Burnie and Ashley discuss passkeys, sleeping in the car, Xbox 360 turns 20, the weird weekend of American politics, Helldivers, Dispatch, Megabonk, and the terrible burden of original ideas.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Dispatch, Joey's lost episodes, funny voiced actors, Sean Astin, Gomez Addams, Star Trek lyrics, Xena, Outland, Dark Star, and fringe sci-fi favorites.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Aberdeen, Scottish weather, World Cup, geography according to Americans, Epstein, training LLMs on locked documents, Devs, Nick Offerman, Station Eleven, 1978 Dawn of the Dead, Kingdom Come, physical vs digital games, and shoveling snow.

Burnie and Ashley discuss 6/7, generational numbers, Epstein saga ending, Epstein saga just beginning, being cool vs being responsible, Game of the Year, Disptach, Deadpool VR, Subnautica 2, technology only used by accident, and Games Of The Year Of Our Backlog.

Burnie and Ashley discuss chess lessons, carton physics, Rube Goldberg, female members of Jackass, Lego Economics, Home Alone, Zathura, Jumanji, Simpsons Fortnite, Vbucks, Microsoft Points, and virtual currencies.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the weekend box office, Running Man 2025, Now You Don't Cant't See Me, Dispatch, AP Top 25, Tom Cruise's first Oscar, weird Oscar snubs, most coveted awards, DJI's uncertain sales future, the Maldives generational ban, and updates on RvB Restoration.

Burnie and Ashley discsuss Sabrina Carpenter, Veronika Slowikowska, cringe vs empathy, funding for the arts vs funding for AI artists, Vine reboots, billionaire activities, MySpace Tom, Star Trek's odd number problem, the female gaze, and RvB Restoration hits the site this weekend.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the RT Podcast poster, Tobin Lee, limited runs, Valve's hardware announcements, government reopening, Tehran drinking words, liquid words, drop crocs, dads in the pool, and a new drop contest.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Wicked 2, finger stroking, Hot Ones new show, Sean Evans, Running Man, Now You See Me's cool popcorn bucket, Funko's troubles, the end of Roombas, and the iPhone pocket.

Burnie and Ashley discuss rainbow hexagons, rainbow marriages, the Supreme Court leaves Kim Davis on read, the SNAP escalation, AI country songs, ghost bananas, Coke AI ads, Gen V, Andor, and Burnie's baguette era.

Burnie and Ashley discuss sin-based wishes, date formats, 22:22 as underrated time, left-hand drive, genie strategy, couples watching habits, Stranger Things Season 5 Parts 1-3, holiday movies, Scottish rugby, government restarts, and Tehrans' dire water scenario.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Thanksgiving buffers, gift giving, Burnie's impatience, hard to find Thanksgiving foods, NSFW Reddit, getting stuck in space, Burnie VLOG, cutting inappropriate content, Uber, Austin, the modern media timelines, and GTA VI gets delayed again.

Burnie and Ashley discuss The Iron Cross, strippers, Showgirls week, Mush clones, Tom Brady's genetic experiments, mandatory disclosures, Counterstrike's market crash, Reddit NFTs, Bitcoin dips below 100k, rotating socks, losing clothes, and different greens.