Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Podcast website
Latest episode
Jul 10, 2026
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Episodes
2025.08.20: SCOBY Don't 20.08.2025 28:56
Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the intoxicating allure of investing in trends. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
2025.08.19: One Big TV Network 19.08.2025 26:37
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the world. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
2025.08.18: Made For The Stage 18.08.2025 39:10
Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.
2025.08.15: Switcheroo 15.08.2025 22:40
Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the NHS, whitetail deer's near extinction, and why deer want to kill you.
2025.08.14: Metrics Addiction 14.08.2025 27:07
Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and being held back by a lack of recording.
2025.08.13: Xenomork & Mindy 13.08.2025 24:47
Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
2025.08.12: Don't Talk Back In Anger 12.08.2025 22:19
Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
2025.08.11: Weaponized 10.08.2025 31:03
Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they should. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com
2025.08.08: The Long Game 08.08.2025 23:02
Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningso...
2025.08.07: All Our Base 07.08.2025 18:57
Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.
2025.08.06: Consentual Wordplay 06.08.2025 29:05
Burnie and Ashley discuss Star Wars fatigue, blaming fans, Howard Stern's alledged cancellation, empty anticipation tanks, wordplay, Danish solutions, sausage ingredients, sausage transportation, JRPG lore, and the Coyote finally gets his day in court. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out:...
2025.08.05: Stashed Cucumbers 05.08.2025 33:21
Burnie and Ashley discuss tucked away cucumbers, lessons from little kids, Storm Flores, clearing trees, chainsaw boots, ButterRum vs Red Velvet, Hot Buttered Rum, Epic Meal Time, Vegas conspiracies, tipping as a tax for nice people, ChatGPT chat logs in the wild, and the expectation of privacy in the most public of spaces. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the l...
2025.08.04: War Of The Worst 04.08.2025 22:45
Burnie and Ashley discuss angry X'ers, Grok disciples, the life Twitter chose, dumb debates, Spider Man's costume reveal, ninja sword bans, barely legal bans, and unintended consequences. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
2025.08.01: Episode Title Reveal 01.08.2025 27:53
Burnie and Ashley discuss the best Summer in years, bumper crops, soil depletion, Buffalo's temperature record, New Ground's self-reflexive age verification, the oldest qualified pubs, Master of the Universe, and Superman's digital release in August. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, chec...
2025.07.31: Dong Radar 31.07.2025 25:41
Burnie and Ashley discuss dorky usernames, Amazon's Netflix of AI, creator crab buckets, Nolan festivals, one year pre-orders, Naked Gun, big dongs, War of the Worlds Revival, Helen Miren, comedy movies, and Happy Gilmore 2. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhe...
2025.07.30: Scale Problems 30.07.2025 23:18
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Russian earthquake, the Richter scale, magnitudes, the danger of alert fatigue, erroneous nuclear warnings, Reagan's open mic gaffe, Alien:Earth, and zombie vampires from space. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
2025.07.29: Women and Age Unverified People First 29.07.2025 25:00
Burnie and Ashley discussing safe evacuation practices, UK's Online Safety Act, VPN's banning media, the Brocha, the Nappuccino, and Ashley's bid for a Nobel Prize. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
2025.07.28: Reedus By Proxy 28.07.2025 28:41
Burnie and Ashley discuss Fantastic Four [no spoilers], box office analysis rules, Gwyneth Paltrow to the rescue, Astronmer's PSA, saving your job during a coporate PR crisis, the Tea hack, Norman Reedus as a workaround, Sharepoint's woes, and giving our past selves all the latest entertainment news.
2025.07.25: Chuck E Cheater 25.07.2025 26:34
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hulk Hogan, the WWF, UHF wrestling, Ozzy word pairings, local shaming vs global shaming, arresting Chuck E Cheese, credit card, selfie repositories, eras of Scottish internet, and Starlink's global outage. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morning...
2025.07.24: Elbows Deep 24.07.2025 30:17
Burnie and Ashley discuss business pitfalls, travel sleep, body clocks, best sleeps, livestreaming takes, Amazon's bracelet that listen to you, Clorox hacks, social engineering, fuzzy logic authentication, and proving your age. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsome...
2025.07.23: Assume Stealing Posture 23.07.2025 19:29
Burnie and Ashley have a mobile podcast, with Burnie huddle up a rent-by-the-minute hotel room. They discuss the subreddit oops, emergency contacts, Ozzy Osborne, Walk Out stores, fake stores for real addictions, and the death of 24 hour business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://s...
2025.07.22: Milk Flight 22.07.2025 29:54
Burnie and Jason discuss traffic cameras, toll scams, milk flights, diamond intersections, harrowing bus rides, impromptu bowling, feeling old, AI search help, smashing that like button, and the purple margs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com
2025.07.21: Let's See Some ID 21.07.2025 24:04
Burnie and Ashley discuss the MS Movies & TV closure, splitting your library, verifying your age for Reddit "mature" content, getting in the van for candy, the Fifth Element, Texas mosquitos, and whether size matters in carrots. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store....
2025.07.18: Social Killed The Reality Star 18.07.2025 35:46
Burnie and Ben King talk about reality TV, the Studio, $200,000,0000 AI Engineers, Meta's track record at acquisitions, Threads, artificial paramours, Reddit's iron fisted rules, Rooster Teeth website stats, and rolling with punches. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.m...
2025.07.17: Planet Shopping 17.07.2025 36:37
Burnie and Jason discuss the blame game, allergies, Texas mosquitos, Mars auctions, NFT's, Burnie's esteemed extra appearances, Facebook's privacy woes, alogtrthmic spying, building value for other people, and never owning something on someone else's platform. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com F...
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