Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 658 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

2025.07.16: That's MRS. Durnkensnerk To You 16.07.2025

Burnie and Barbara Dunkelman discuss weddings, COVID holdovers, minimum wage, Canadian indulgences, losing touch with your home country, and the 2025 Emmy Nominees as seen on TikTok Reels.

2025.07.15: Elmo's Racist Weekend 15.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss toddler camp outs, horizontal sleeping, Elmo's Twitter crashout, living in a superhero city, McDonalds exposes its applicants, a Fantastic Four warning, and Reddit's privatization nanny state. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere...

2025.07.14: The Life We Chose 14.07.2025

Burnie and his guest Jason Saldana discuss Superman, right to cancel, starting to watch The Simpsons in 2025, Uber ratings, tipping, impending sense of Doom, Valley Video, new music, and how hard it is to name things. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.07.11: Let's Go Brandon 11.07.2025

Burnie and his special guest Brandon Farmahini get political as they discuss protest encounters, civil disobedience, the power of local politics, and the dreaded topic of airport construction.

2025.07.10: Fufu-ing Your Bubu 10.07.2025

Burnie and Becca Frasier (and Clem!) sit down to talk about her fundraising results, Rooster Teeth charity drives, the changing reputation of Texas, Ted Cruz stans, frequently rare climate events, lake levels, and the lucrative world of Labubu.

2025.07.09: Life As A Barn Cat 09.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Superman reviews, Mush's job, Burnie's mammal status, head pops, broken embargos, perfect casting, Burnie's Makita victory, mulching, and overclocking kids toys.

2025.07.08: Pas De Poop 08.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the tech test, podcast philosophy, Mush The Jerk, French poop rivers, small town bees, politicizing improvement, and ASMR forests. This episode is extended on Patreon.

2025.07.07: First Time Caller 07.07.2025

Burnie hits the road and calls Ashley to discuss swearing birds, Texas flooding, extreme weather, anecdotes vs trends, new dinosaurs, Bond casting, big tax bills, and testing a mobile set up.

2025.07.04: The Bad Pickle 04.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss best cookout dishes, fake foods, fireworks, ChatGPT cults, snakes on planes, dryer snakes, and Burnie's Switch 2 revelation. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.07.03: Everything Is Cylons 03.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Sean Combs verdict, Microsoft layoffs, Last of Us departures, Battlestar Galactica, long breaks, The Boys final season, being hard to shop for, and the item Burnie collects. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.07.02: Squid Most Likely To Succeed 02.07.2025

Byron and Ashley discuss name changes, Labubu, beanie babies, Cybertruck 2050, AI bands, the lack of Squid Game chatter, and our choice for Squid King. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.07.01: Pit Slop 01.07.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss FAFO speedruns, Burnie's trailer failings, is Jurassic Park a millennial franchise, Project Hail Mary reveals, Reddit AI battles, somebody else's platform, Meta Superintelligence, Last Action Hero, Honda rockets, and confusing globalism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For me...

2025.06.30: Project Prevent Defense 30.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss when a beloved book gets adapted, the Project Hail Mary trailer predictions, owning one's gatekeeping, Steam Levels, Steam's stalwart design, bipedal robot update, pulse rifles, and an impromptu gaming update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store...

2025.06.27: Homemade Souvenir 27.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss kpop Demon Hunters, JD Vance memes, border control, Cozy Lofi, Poop Cruise, kidney stone roller coasters, Ballerina streaming date, Burnie's petty calendar reminder, and technology vs creativity. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere....

2025.06.26: Gone Fishing 26.06.2025

Burnie and Scott hit the road and discuss short drops, missing money, mind control, Titanic collisions, uncanny valleys, lab grown meat, and the perfect app for contacting aliens.

2025.06.25: Top Gun World 25.06.2025

Burnie and Scott discuss the Iranian Israeli ceases fire ceasing, To Do alarms, life imitating Top Gun: Maverick, free energy, and more. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.24: A Few More Tears 24.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss uncanny products, Israel Iran ceasefire, early warnings, Truth Social, kpop videogame board games, Demon Hunters, and a Rooster Teeth Beta update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.23: Our Pants Era 23.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Iran bombings, Sabrina Carpenters new song, the Death Stranding adaptation, our least favorite kinks, Ballerina, 28 Years Later. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.20: Plastic Comfort Food 20.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss British heat, feeding themselves corporate MRE's, How To Train Your Dragon, British accents in fiction, and 28 Years Later [no spoilers]. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.19: Pangolin Supply Chain 19.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the pangolin market, Trump savings accounts, Tesla Robotaxi requested delays, and how to talk to your family about UBI. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.18: Urban Legend 18.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss shorts history, the death of urban legends, unintentional falls, Chevy Chase pratfalls, Star Wars lore, the midjourney lawsuit, butthole sunning, and RT beta test updates. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.17: CEO In A Box 17.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss box beds, sleep cycles, marketing turned standalone hits, 23andme changes ownership to the same owner, fake Chinese CEOs, Louvre overtourism, Groundhog Day as a genre, TLOU's sophmore issues, and stop motion nightmares. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http:/...

2025.06.16: Beta Mail 16.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss their sheep shearing day, Father's Day, kid clothes, their perspective of US events from afar, their philosophy about sharing personal info, Viva Pinata in real life, Shohei Ohtani returning to the mound, and the plan for the Rooster Teeth beta test. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com F...

2025.06.13: Pugh Pugh Pugh 13.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss chicken bullying, sheep shearing, No Kings protests, military parades, India Air crash, Israeli attack, and Florence Pugh's Hollywood lineage. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.06.12: The Damage Has Value 12.06.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss cleric spells, support classes, maintenance mechanics, Apple's Liquid Glass, the Holy Order of the Finder Icon, VR vision impact, the ongoing TikTok non-ban, icon changes, and our Grifball playdate experience. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.mor...

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