Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Duolingo takeover, the Apple awe dropping event, Lemmings & Brontosauruses, under-using technology, being one number away from a billion dollars, Publisher's Clearing House, Russia's crypto conspiracy for US debt, and the line between fetish and fraud.

Burnie and Ashley yammer on about audiobooks, lottery payouts, Australia's sunscreen scandal, searching for a specific item in 2025, Apple's iPhone event, Far Bears, and drama at beauty pageants.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Hollow Knight, baseball catches, Burnie's new Doomsday clock idea, ragebait, and the billion dollar Powerball.

Burnie and Jordan Cwierz talk about Jordan's day off, the Glenfarclas distillery, whisky making, going deep on a new passion, unrepeatable experiences, badly behaved athletes, Michael Jordan, SNL shake ups, grad school, different university experiences, and a new RTAA this weekend.

Burnie and Ashley discuss backlog television content, Alien:Earth's rave reviews, Doctor Who, sonic screwdrivers, Lara Croft, Sophie Turner, sinister snails, mirror life, Don Coriolis, and the annoying overhead of winter car prep.

Burnie and Jordan Cwierz discuss their history together, cool fan art, the first RTX, Conan O'Brien takes, Jordan's rough history of roasting, the bizarre 535 connection, Isle of Skye adventures, the curse of low profile tires, and being in permanent holiday mode. Extended version with an extra 20 minutes of this podcast is available for Patrons and Sponsors: https://www.roosterteeth.com/...

Burnie and Ashley discuss phone tech support, single track roads, spelling Quiraing, road trips, river etymology, bold beard choices, CEO takedowns, and cheeky ball swaps.

Burnie and Ashley discuss lush Summers, Pumpkin Spice, College Football, superstitions, Burnie's paranormal experience, Long Walk promotions, a new Rooster Teeth website feature, and collapsible pop-up technology. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss coffee math 2k25, shower descriptions, crowd sourcing, Wet Wipe Island, fatbergs, shower maintenance, and fighter jet tech support. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Microsoft Kin vs Kik vs Kick, username pronounciations, presidential logo dogpiles, loaded September, Apple, Long Walk, Downton Abbey, and submitting your Morning Somewhere audience shouts. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Morning Somewhere mascot, the great tin bear market, Raja Jackson, Kick, robodialers, abuse streamers, French autopsies, Swift engagement, and their important immigration date. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley talk about Ashley's skincare addiction, painting garages, the new TV in the wall description, storage philosophy, skin care routines, how to brush your teeth, acne developments, Connect The Dots puzzles, Paint By Numbers, and great moments in acceptance speeches.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids birthdays, pretty pregnancies, Apple Shortcuts, modern data speeds in ancient places, The Long Walk, and unsuccessfully avoid the Marvel conversation gravity well. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Evan Mulrooney, looking manly at a young age, going grey, life without a smartphone, internet kill switches, and looking ahead to new iPhones.

Burnie and Ashley discuss kids games with adult stuff, Grounded, Satisfactory, Mr Rogers, Frank Caprio, and MIT's failing AI report. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the first day of school, health trends they would never do, summer school, corporal punishment, Starlink's new standy mode, good enough tech, Labubu bucks, and the intoxicating allure of investing in trends. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Academy Awards on YouTube, new LOTR, sports blackouts, George RR Martin, The Storm Sword Champions, James Bond, Russia's Number Two guy, and worst jobs in the world. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss being a mainstager, selfie sessions, shortcuts, letting machines do the work, blowing up, Terence Stamp, and Superman on home video.

Burnie and Ashley discuss fly fishing, non-conservation conservatives, subscription fees, wealth-based fines, social health care byproducts, paying into the NHS, whitetail deer's near extinction, and why deer want to kill you.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Teddy's visit, the lads, fishing, Project Hail Mary, Dungeon Crawler Carl dominating the charts, Q&A crowd work, easy laughs, and being held back by a lack of recording.

Burnie and Ashley discuss improv, Labubu heists, reverse physical transformations, Alien:Earth's breakout star, weird crossovers, and perceived value. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss weird milestones, weird fan support, gramophones, Motorola, flip phones, Oasis gag orders, the lost art of curation, and their go-to calls for bail money. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Weapons, trading nights in a relationship, providing selfies vs credit cards, the personal association of photos, AI rights, and things that survive longer than they should. Support our podcast at: https://www.roosterteeth.com For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.roosterteeth.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss their plans to see Weapons, Sneak Peek, starting projects to get free stuff, drunkgamers, being wrong in the moment but right over time, water on Mars, Martian Manhunter, Magnesium oil, dumb stuff that works, and taking advantage of your children's education. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningso...

Burnie and Ashley take it back to 2003 and discuss the re-emergence of the roosterteeth.com website, returned to the world when it was needed most.