Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 658 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

2024.11.14: The Group Chat Goes To Prison 14.11.2024

Ashley and Burnie discuss their ideal cabinet post, Burnie's time working at the White House, intelligence leaker gets sentenced, War Thunder, ARMA, Foxhole, Secret Level animated series, Pacman, Mega Man, D&D crossovers, Bethesda strike, Disney CEO recruiting, and Donald Duck's bare ass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morni...

2024.11.13: Black Wednesday 13.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss early Black Friday deals, waiting in line, Deal Mathematics, Scotland's weather warnings, Sexiest Man Alive 2024, Quiet Place, Emily Blunt, Stanley Tucci, James Cameron, Rambo, Piranha II, Scarlet J. Hanson, Transformers One, Hot Frosty and Ashley's upcoming book dilemma. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www....

2024.11.12: Schmart Glasses 12.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss crypto & Tesla rallies, feeling disconnected, the kids are wrong, Spotify recommends, mukbang, ASMR, quackery as a source of comfort, remote healing, bubbles all around, Elon Musk's all-in bets, Rayban (Meta) Smart Glasses, Snapchat, Google Glass, The Red Arrows, To Tariff or Not To Tariff, Amazon driver glasses, Xbox Kinect, mapping data, Raygun retires, Vikings trib...

2024.11.11: Package Stimulation 11.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Patreon extras, Ashley's list of ridiculous Christmas Movies, brackets vs contests, showing up to set, highest grossing Christmas movies, The Grinch no one remembers, Scrooged, Fred Claus, Interstellar's disastrous rerelease, ironic traditions, Trump's biggest asset, China's massive stimulation efforts, and Wicked porn promotions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patre...

2024.11.08: United States of Whatever 08.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Americans searches for moving to Scotland, immigration hurdles, being globally talented, moving countries vs moving states, American accents, speaking French to French people, talking loudly, Red One, Christmas hits, Elf, Marvel series, Zemeckis' Here, finding movie budgets, unproduced Star Wars trilogies, Marvel series on the rise, characters cut from Deadpool, Gambit, a...

2024.11.07: Link In The Bio 07.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss flying to vote, voter turnout, descriptive descriptions, billionaires day out, Bitcoin ATH, iPhone profitability, loss leaders, Bhad Bhabie's origins, Netflix France busted, stealth employment, sexy singles, bad search for short content, missing dates, word clouds, social media bans, and checking the description in the bio found in the comments Support our podcast at: htt...

2024.11.06: Hungover 06.11.2024

Burnie discusses the election results, while Ashley tries to discuss anything else. Voter turnout vs 2020, Christmas movies, popular vote, our favorite distractions, staring at walls, and if audiobooks have killed traditional reading. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

2024.11.05: Long Haul 05.11.2024

Today's podcast is a double length episode to give American listeners some extra entertainment while they wait in the election lines today. We hope everyone will go out to vote and let their voice be heard. If you want to avoid any election or poltical talk, start the podcast at 30:00.Patreon members, be on the look out for an additional special episode coming for you later today. Support our podc...

2024.11.04: Fascist Anime Girls 04.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss modern discourse, political squirrels, hot button issues, predicting talking points, AI fake parades, charm bracelets, sleeping in pods, Hong Kong coffin homes, housing costs, commuting for college, and your predictions for America's next big political debate. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomew...

2024.11.01: The Living Fart 01.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Agatha finale, great episodes of American television, Deadpool & Wolverine streaming date, Emma corrections, a new trick to fall asleep, overthinking, tinnitus, NaNoNoNut Movember begins, Chalamet look-a-likes Scottish trick or treating, slim pickings, McMansions, fitness streaks, Apple Watch, skunks, peanuts, rescue squirrels, and how Ashley enjoys a novel. Suppo...

2024.10.31: Finishing A Series 31.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the World Series, Ohtani's series performance, pacing by a progress bar, avoiding spoilers, Agatha All Along, how to release a digital series, Tomb Raider, casting the perfect Lara Croft, failing the Bechdel Test, James Bond, Pamela Anderson, and Helen Miren. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

2024.10.30: A Google Rubles 30.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss fan interference, Steve Bartman, mob mentality, getting mugged in New York, lifetime bans, HR records, Dragon Age, remembering old games, Factorio updates, Silo, getting over the hump, Concord studio shuts down, Google fined for $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, the Zellner Bros new project, and Mega64's latest stream. Support our podcast at: https://www.pa...

2024.10.29: Huge In Japan 29.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Otakus, MLB ratings in Japan, World War Z, Brad Pitt's Brad Hits, being big in Japan, aging out of sports, tragic moments, lapse of attention, recreating train of thought, NaNoNoNut Movember, businesses as movement, taking inspiration where you can get it, drug Olympics, Strava doxxing, Japanese proposals, and the World Series being an absolute lock. Support our podcast a...

2024.10.28: Listen By Group Number 28.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss epic bombs, eating babies, killing Hitler, time travelling, changing the timeline, NCAA sports, Project Hail Mary, 28 Years Later, American Airlines name and shame, Patreon additions, and Chappell Roan. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

2024.10.25: Hands On A Hardball 25.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss fake reviews, the power of averages, the gym lobby, corporate personhood, floppy disks, hard balls, misappropriated laws, the power of Hitachi, the baseball brawl, big bucks for big leagues, and the Dodgers as baseball's true underdog. Support the show

2024.10.24: Zombie Boxes 24.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss incomes tax brackets, tipping culture, tax differences between UK and US, Redbox abandoned boxes, zombie oil wells, Jason Statham, surprisng Cybertruck sales, Tesla earnings, EV politics, voting checks, Minecraft VR, Netflix games studios, Dune 2, and Hans Zimmer snubs himself for an Oscar. Support the show

2024.10.23: Hologram Ladies 23.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss taking buses to planes, Presidents working at McDonalds, amplifying things you hate, epic Texas wins, twenty-four hour travel days, Southwest parabolas, catapults. bytedance interns, Boeing's space woes, 30,000 more SpaceX satellites, hologram ladies, Severance teaser 2, Subnautica 2 teaser, apex predators, pregnant gaming, finishing games we left behind, and a rare aquat...

2024.10.22: Gavin's Dumb Brain 22.10.2024

Burnie and newlywed Gavin Free discuss dragging each other down, strange coincidences, bad ideas, video game ringers, Halo changes, time-based existence, the citizenship decision, iPhone gripes, and an old argument about construction observation bias. Support the show

2024.10.21: Collins, Mixed 21.10.2024

Burnie sits down with Red Web host Trevor Collins to discuss the fringes of society, higher education, Number Sense, Big 10 rivalries, the Texas Georgia controversy, froggy voices, cryptids, cold cases, morbidity as a business model, trademarking viral hits, Satoshi's true identity, and why no one is using their degree. Support the show

2024.10.18: Cereal Criminal 18.10.2024

Burnie welcomes Barbara Dunkelman back to the podcast to finally discuss airline travel, convention work in 2024, awkward celebrity encounters, being picture ready at all times, lobby breakfasts, the "Right to Cancel", fighting brand battles, and the freedom/responsibility of business ownership. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereFor the link dump visit: http://www.mor...

2024.10.17: Vegas, Bhabie! 17.10.2024

Burnie and returning guest Jason discuss Liam Payne, Vegas trips, favorite places to eat when returning home, ordering Uber Eats from an Uber, nuclear powered tech bros, AI porn, OnlyFans multi-millionaires, and the best way to mispronounce Bhad Bhabie. Support the show

2014.10.16: Salary Negotiation Barbie 16.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley gossip about Barbie, Britney Spears, $50 million demands, Academy Award snubs, overdue Oscars, unneeded sequels, Tron's new video game, classic Adventure genre, LED advancements, kit bashing, cosplay, aesthetic sabotage, Xbox Live Arcade, lasting passages from novels, offline maps, and spending three grand on Christmas lights. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere....

2024.10.15: The Klandle 15.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss video game feedback, the vinyl recession, Game of Thrones auctions, IKEA rugs, racist candles, small New England theme parks vs Texas carnivals, Rainbow Brite, Dungeons & Dragons, and cartoons as toy ads. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport the show

2024.10.14: Better In Your Memories 14.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss sports, Burnie's sports cynicism, designated hitters, sports conferences, salary caps, problematic sports team names, hidden pre-order dates, fake robots, Super Heavy hero landings, Joker fall-off, Dead Rising, nostalgia vs faithful remakes, Wind Waker, Kurt Vonnegut, Fight Club, unforgivable sins of video games, and a potential new addition to Morning Somewhere intros. S...

2024.10.11: Our Tony Stark Era 11.10.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss robots, self-driving, zombie mushrooms, the Waffle House Index, Whataburger, Tesla Robotaxis, swearing vacuums, backyard scientists, Joe Penna, OG YouTubers, video slugging averages, breathable atmospheres, and NASA sci-fi tech. Support the show

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