Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day last minute ideas, gift certifcates, mani-pedis, junk mail in the UK vs US, Burnie's scanning methodology, coffee hitting an all-time high, Kona coffee, Civ VII, buying games to not play them, a Marvel apology, and whether Deadpool is an MCU movie.

Burnie and Ashley discuss Valentine's Day Eve, death by meteor, Duolingo's bizarre mascot lore, Captain America 4, Y2K II, the Unix 2038 problem, and trying to name the last three Marvel movies.

Burnie and Ashley(!) discuss the US vibe, airline check in times, Super Bowl s record numbers, the age of hate, Gulf Of America, the new Bridget Jones, romcom ghosting, female leads, in-Jeep ads, and subscribing to your car.

Armando Torres and Burnie, RT Podcast hosts from different eras, discuss stand-up comedy, personality driven content, modern trends, the relationship between mass and volume, developing a special, abandoning bits, and Armando indulging Burnie's curiosity about the nitty-gritty of stand up comedy.

Burnie and his guest Wes Ellis talk about his path to Rooster Teeth, putting yourself out there, getting into the SXSW festival, his new film Neuro, shooting on film, and crowdfunding a dream.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Big Game, watching for free, Super Bowl commercials, the grand total of It Ends With Us lawsuits, just how naked was Kanye West's wife, and Netflix sports bet in the UK.

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reaction to yesterday's announcement, a Patreon social experiment, Rooster Teeth's 3rd trip to 9MM subs, Jurassic Park Rebirth trailer, Fantastic Four's trailer, egg heists, moving the goods, and Neuromancer.

Burnie and Ashley discuss a current event.

Burnie and his guest Blaine Gibson discuss his new plushie, recording remotely, the mythical Texas football coach, being a slab of meat, the rebuilding year, the Lakers blockbuster trade, fair weather fandom, Kevin Durant, Austin FC, random food talk, and moving out of Austin.

Burnie and Becca discuss post-humous data access, getting locked out of your own devices, separating finances, Venmo-ing your spouse, [Becca's horrifying backyard issue], contractor etiquette, honey wagons, black mold vs dry rot, business ownership, old growth wood, lumber & whisky tariffs, and bees are back.

Burnie and his new guest Chris Demarais talk about his new projects, how he got his start, the classic educational path of punk rocker or director, the SNL film, their favorite collaborations, and the best part of a good production. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsom...

Burnie and his guest Jason talk about chorizo, Tex Mex vs inferior foods, Two Pesos, rip off restaurants, defunded police in Austin, driving stick with the opposite hand, sexing ducks, learning about the Reagan plane crash in real time, and playing live shows. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check...

Scott and his guest Burnie discuss Deep Seek, the half a trillion Nvidia wipeout, using photo tools in new ways, keeping up with advancements, weighing the energy costs of tech tools, and some other things that are totally, completely not at all fringe theories. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, chec...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the symbiotic growth of paypal and eBay, virtual credit card numbers, passkeys, cloning phones, cloning sheep, quantum identities, backyard genetics, Sundance, declining relevancy, PAX, Wil Wheaton's Tabletop, other people's clothes, planking, and never setting one's self on fire. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link du...

Burnie and Ashley talk about Storm Eowyn, NFL Conference Championships, roman numerals in modern culture, Super Bowl LIX, when reality seems like a bit, why Y2K made roman numerals lame, and what is the most relevant website of all time? Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morni...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Eowyn, semantic-based lore, Xbox, non-Fable news, Doom, Earthbound Hells, solving relativistic travel, TikTok still banned on iOS, and scars of the early internet. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.mor...

Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://st...

Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: h...

Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two, complaints about the Switch One, docking with your friends, TikTok's imminent demise, and RedNote's rise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether or not Moana is worth half a trillion dollars. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the social well. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, inaugural donations, presidential LAN parties, "the People" bidding on TikTok, Elon's Diablo rankings, comparing the LA fire to the Great Chicago Fire, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and the best way to share. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www...