Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 658 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

2024.12.19: Starting Now 19.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, keeping Mega64 alive, California's Bird Flu emergency, and the media's fascination with missing girls. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For...

2024.12.18: Person Of The Year 18.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For...

2024.12.17: These Lying Kids 17.12.2024

Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and debating which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merc...

2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time 16.12.2024

Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.COM/MORNINGSOMEWHERE. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos 13.12.2024

Vote for Person of the Year at morningsomewhere.com Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of Austinites, terrible real estate decisions, Austin FC, UT's massive presence in Austin, haunted castles in Austin, early memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now. Support our podcast at: https://www.patre...

2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club 12.12.2024

Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Stinky Dragon franchise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dum...

2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff 11.12.2024

Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, the housing market, not calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, Yakov Smirnoff, being passive aggresive, and a dozen other things. Massively extended version on our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring 10.12.2024

Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, nice eyebrows, and zeroing in on Person of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsome...

2024.12.09: Bracketing 09.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet's shocking College Gameday appearance, Ashley's Christmas movie bracket, and Burnie's completely unbiased picks for the NCAA Football playoffs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For...

2024.12.06: The Nominees Are 06.12.2024

Burnie and Scott Fuller discuss old drinking games, Scott's giveaways, their old friend group, professional friends, Scientology, the internet's fixation on certain religions, Story Of The Year nominees, Alex Jones, chemicals in the water, milk cartoon kids, negativity, pushing for positives, and using your friend as a ballsitics test dummy. Extended version on Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/...

2024.12.05: Moon 05.12.2024

Burnie and Jason discuss the Morning Somewhere Store, the Visitors revival show, friends in bands, insurance rules, cryptuahcurrency, BTC 100k, doing drugs with medical professionals, falling asleep, age brackets, the United Healthcare CEO murder, the decline of empathy, wealth divide, and Jason's new gambling addiction. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link...

2024.12.04: Deep Fried Disaster 04.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss martial law vs marital law, South Korean flash coups, when fiat replaces Bitcoin, inflation proof nerd stuff, Ashley's Wicked review, green face warnings in the UK, Hamilton, and how not to fry a turkey. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.03: Ask Your Doctor About Morning Somewhere 03.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss absurdist humor, the Story of the Year plan, AI developments, possible SOTY nominees, knowing your death date, Amazon under attack, and their choices for Word of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.02: Year Of The Word 02.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Oxford's Word of the Year, Moana 2, Dawyne Johnson's sudden hate, Red One, is Sonic 3 a 2024 movie, Texas vs A&M, Michigan vs Ohio State, where fines go, and ghosts of Christmases Past. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.29: Name A Woman 29.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Ashley's grumpy morning, finishing books, Game of Thrones, Hallmark Plus vs Hallmark Minus, Russia's economy, naming a woman, Billy On The Street, Tesla headlines, VPN's decline, and Texas A&M's student military organization. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.28: Thanksgriefing 28.11.2024

Ashley discusses traditional American Thanksgiving traditions while Burnie threatens to report everyone to the authorities for doing it wrong. AND NO ONE TALKS ABOUT SPIDERS IN FOOD. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.27: Bog Spiders 27.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss social media bans, the Bluesky move, Parler, cat speak, threatening allies for fun and profit, modern discourse, crypto draining mods, stupid ad placements, and Thanksgiving spiders. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.26: Making Glicked Happen 26.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss inorganic memes, Wicked's box office hopes, Gladiator II, giant comets, manufacturing apocalypses, Macy's accounting woes, and the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.25: Intermittency 25.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss annoying intermittent tech issues, quirks in first cars, how to change a light bulb, problems lost to time, drooping headliners, reboot voodoo, Balatro's new milestone, carrots vs sticks, preferred Minecraft platforms, game difficulties, FTL, Mush's video appearance, Gaetz steps away, Smollett overturned, Double Jeopardy, Discord gets subpoenaed, and teasing our Thansgivi...

2024.11.22: Donkey Envy 22.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss tap-to-pay regulations, Bitcoin's march to 100k, The Dutch, real time facial recognition, expensive bananas, AI Jesus, the Ten Commandments, K-pop's evil ways, Wicked singing rules, 2024 Year Of The Sequel, and how much to tip Jesus. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

2024.11.21: Wicked Ways 21.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss 100k Bitcoin, Logan Paul crypto allegations, FTC rules for influencers, prank interviews, the power of the double down, falling out online, Wicked's drama, removing Part One from movie titles, Dune, flubbed intros, Travolta's big comeback, earned humility, Crypto FOMO, and fixing the bad boys. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link d...

2024.11.20: Podcast McPodcastFace 20.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss snow days, sledding vs sledging, Burnie's simmer pot recipe, salting ice, gritter trucks, weird UK truck customizations, Balatro, Minecraft Theme Parks, Super Mario Land, theme park disasters, surprisingly dangerous Immersion stunts, and Ashley's worst Amazing Race injury. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www...

2024.11.19: Body Horrified 19.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss body horror's rich history, 80's horror film ethics, sexy teenagers, not-Josh Gad, Jonathon Groff, our professional audience, The Substance, Passion of Mind, Daisy the Grandma AI, the karma of scamming old people, Dead Space, Game Of The Year nominees, GOTY snubs, The Game Awards dominance, and publishers releasing GOTY editions of titles. Support our podcast at: https://...

2024.11.18: Don't Beat Yourself Up 18.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Paul/Tyson, fighting a younger version of yourself, Looper, Tyson's glorious ass, big paydays, early UFC, Paul vs Princess Kate, UFC brackets, Red One, Gladiator 2, smooching Denzel, The Substance, body horror, Macaques on the loose, and land wars in Russia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhe...

2024.11.15: Dumb Friday 15.11.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the dumbest Friday in their memories, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, boxing's steady decline, swatting conviction, The Onion buys Infowars, NotTheOnion, Alex Jones, faked attacks, Rolls Royces, and bears just minding their own business. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com

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