Morning Somewhere

Burnie and Ashley discuss calculator price updates, West Texas, kolaches, bastardized sausage products, explaining to chickens, delivery services tier list, FarmTok, drama ping-pong, entertainment leaks, API subterfuge, and MyGamerCard nostalgia. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://st...

Burnie and Ashley discuss sick days, off-brand calculators, the GenX daily schedule, the time before eggs, when smart kids hit the wall, Dungeon Crawler Carl, Matt Dinniman, Jeff Hays, the Razzies, and dedicating your life to being a know-it-all jackass. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: h...

Burnie and Ashley discuss your National Championship Ohio State Buckeyes, playoffs vs the old polling system, MLK Day, executive orders, Gulf Of America, the Ten Commandment problem, and the guilt of escapism. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great TikTok Comeback of 2025, Presidential Crypto, Bernie mittens, indoor inaugurations, and a bunch of other dumb stuff. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss David Lynch, being an artist in a commercial world, Nicolas Cage oscars, mistaken identities, Severance Season 2, Switch Two, complaints about the Switch One, docking with your friends, TikTok's imminent demise, and RedNote's rise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Blue Origin, the New Glenn rocket, the Daredevil trailer, Atomic Blonde, Oldboy, The Punisher, and Severance Season 2. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Great Donut Correction, Dunkin nomenclature, donut shop flavored coffee, cheez products, Disney sued for $10 billion, and whether or not Moana is worth half a trillion dollars. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley talk about sex bots, lifetime dating budgets, Nintendo Switch 2, the loneliness epidemic, AARP, porn driving technology, and poisoning the social well. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Axe body spray, independent rewilding, inaugural donations, presidential LAN parties, "the People" bidding on TikTok, Elon's Diablo rankings, comparing the LA fire to the Great Chicago Fire, LA Rams playing in Arizona, damages vs economic impact, and the best way to share. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www...

Burnie and Ashley discuss sleep bifurcation, CES Worst of Show, flying cars, unrepairable tech, TikTok's day in court, Alec Baldwin's counter-offensive, Wiggle thirst traps, and the unhinged wildfire conspiracies on X. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Los Angeles wildfires, iPhone's birthday, Windows phones, Ashley the drug dealer, the games our subreddit won't delete, understanding the Scots, and our upcoming Sharing Day. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's dashed Oscar hopes, actual cannibals, just doing it, weird Best Picture criteria, Armie Hammer, In The Lost Lands, various Paul Andersons, Resident Evil movies vs games, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Squid Game's K-pop connections, and APT by Rosé. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere....

Burnie and Ashley discuss Revenge of the Nerds, CES, Samsung's Ballie, robot motivations, sick strategies, is patriotism American, Royal Mail, Apple's post-Jobs hits, Apple Watch, charging woes, videogames we never delete, NVIDIAs $2000 video card, Trudeau resigns, and another monkey on the lam. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morni...

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Golden Globes 2025, roast hosts, awards memory holes, Emilia Perez, what is a comedy, Ted Lasso's Oz connection, Wild At Heart, Medal of Freedom winner, Wild Robot, Flow, the Millennial Pause, TikTok's final appeal, dead internet acceleration, and Meta's phony influencer backtrack. This episode is extended on Patreon. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/mo...

Burnie and Ashley discuss biometric consent, peak gossip, chess drama, denim bad boys, Blitz title sharing, CFB update, Squid Game Season 3 release date, buckling down, Void Crew, and Ted Lasso. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Legend of Skattabo, sink holes, spy novels, Apple's free TV weekend, Nancy Drew, Mack Bolan, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and surviving quicksand. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks' PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony's Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU's year off. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

Burnie and Ashley discuss rural Scotland holiday hours, work/life/holiday balance, broke math, forced Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, weird transitions for media, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, motion smoothing, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, the gift card economy, and being "hard to buy for." Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morning...

Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas, Ashley's Christmas tip, hoarding iPhone boxes, our best Christmas gift of all time, Burnie rants about expiration dates again, Movie of the Year, Blake Lively woes, Accolade games, Mush's fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, Sears destroys America, and...

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey's, Irish as an adjective, Bitcoin's crunch, government shutdowns, nominees for Movie of the Year, tennis movies, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman's new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, AI fever dreams, recording dreams, that guy who played beast, American treats, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.c...