Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 724 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.morningsomewhere.com

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Oct 9, 2026

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Episodes

2025.04.25: Steve Jacksons All The Way Down 25.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Switch 2 pre-orders, Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, Robin Williams and dangerous animals, Steve Jackson working with Steve Jackson, Fyre Festival 2, Hawk Tuah market prices, Sinners, Australian twins in sync, the freaky nature of identical genetics, and crazy genetic experiments. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http:...

2025.04.24: Physical Backup 24.04.2025

Ashley and special guest Jon Risinger discuss trailer strategy, press screenings, Daredevil, Severance, Wednesday, release windows, Sinners, media ownership, Plex servers, swimming with sharks, people getting dumber, animals staying dumber, YouTube's anniversary, Google anti-trust, Switch 2's Japanese demand, Pokémon Scarlet, and lockdown timing. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon...

2025.04.23: Chaotic Neutral Horse Girls 23.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Oblivion remake, Finn's great day, Blue Prince end game, The Outer Wilds, Elder Scrolls VI, The Oblivion remake, Oblivion's legacy, the Morning Somewhere Financial Podcast, horse girls vs motorcycle girls, the Tesla profits crater, China's thorium reactor, and Sydney Sweeney American Hero. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link d...

2025.04.22: Tech Taste Test 22.04.2025

Burnie and Kerry Shawcross talk about his blind gmaing guides, Metroidvania, Switch Taste Tests, Ashley's cameo, Pope Francis's death, the fall of empires according to Jimmy Carr, a filled-up brain, the Millenial Saint, no new RWBY news, some old RWBY news, and what Kerry is working on these days. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: htt...

2025.04.21: Shush Shush Stab 21.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Scott's Patreon success, 420 Easter, Minecraft stabbings, Chicken Jockey, Hollywood's latest obsession, Blue Prince, notepad games, shushing at theaters, Star Wars game vs Star Wars movies, Grifball, Switch 2 pre-order date, suspended food inspections, Japan considers cutting auto safety standards, Texas nixes car inspections, politeness costs, and being nice to r...

2025.04.18: Pretty Pretty Pretty Good Friday 18.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Good Friday, putting the Fed on blast, Mario Kart Direct, Ryan Gosling's Star Wars, turning down the dream, Fantastic Four's trailer, the easiest MCU roles, life on K2-18b, and turning an OK Friday into a Good Friday. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http...

2025.04.17: One Minute At A Time 17.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Fed's hard line, Fyre Festival 2 cancelled, anime figures destroyed by US Customs, Rule 34, 4chan, Homestar Runner, 3/4 inch tapes, a microwave tangent, George RR Martin's lifetime curse, and how many words per day to write a novel. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For mer...

2025.04.16: Kids Eat Batteries 16.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss screw down battery covers, the Burns family rechargeable nightmare, the American constitutional meltdown, 4chan's shutdown, the worst room in your house, Oblivion leaks, and what game would you want remade? Bonus: Scott heads to Patreon. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch,...

2025.04.15: Waymo Than You Realize 15.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss US Tax Day, the drop of American tourism, Apple Maps, Katy Perry in space, biggest rivals, Waymo, angel investing, Shark Tank, Mark Cuban: nice billionaire, and Judge Judy's easiest case. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.04.14: Turns Out There Were Some More Of Us 14.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Last Of Us Season 2's premiere, Bella mixups, economic uncertainty, tariff exemption rug pulls, Blue Prince, Balatro, Outer Wilds, Mythic Quest cancelled, changing published episodes, Ashley's minivan renaissance, outsmarting copyright, selfie libraries, stupid short form trends, Black Mirror, and a news lightning round. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon...

2025.04.11: CHUD Money 11.04.2025

Burnie and Scott talk about all the lastest trends and solutions to our ongoing societal issues... j/k they talk about people who live underground and want to steal your money. Extended version on the site. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.04.10: Edgar Suit 10.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Kingpin, non-ferrous trash collection methods, location scouting, the market whiplash, outsider trading allegations, boring ass bonds got exciting, Tesla sales illegal in their home state, Switch 2, China's possible movie ban, Marvel Rival tariffs, and what is better as a series or a movie. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link...

2025.04.09: Sweet Tea 09.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss tariff reactions, Razer stops laptop sales, Apple flies iPhones, Finn's first baseball game, how baseball has changed since Burnie last went, high priced snacks, Sweet Tea, Ice Tea slime, Ashley's default tip level, Dire Wolf de-extinctification, Wooly Mammoths, and rolling it back. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump...

2025.04.08: The Second To Last Of Us 08.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the NCAA Championship game, timing the last three minutes, Last of Us Season 2, splitting source material, Last of Us Part II's polarizing reputation, Pedro Pascal's handsomeness, Project Hail Mary, sci-fi aesthetics, GTA VI, and when the need for the sequels ends. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morning...

2025.04.07: Brace Positions 07.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's woeful outlook, circuit breakers, Wolf of Wall Street, Black Monday 1987, Paul Volker, Nintendo's Switch 2 punt, the Tron Ares trailer [ends at 15:59], Leto Shock, Minecratft's huge weekend, unruly audiences, Minecraft is for everyone, special cameo review, and Burnie breaks down the NCAA Championship. Support our podcast at: https://www.pat...

2025.04.04: Five Minute Reunion 04.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the stock market's miserable day, evolving stories, picking a fight with everyone, CinemaCon, email auto-repsonders, Superman's clip, Project Hail Mary, diehard holdouts, economic tea leaves, the Yankee Candle COVID indicator, and Robert Downey Jr's long awaited return to the movies he was just in. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhe...

2025.04.03: Turnip Tariff 03.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Switch 2, Big Emoji, GenZ's parent sex problem, guys vs houseplants, reciprocal tariffs, stagflation, male living spaces, hot judgement, Turnip Island, tanuki, and being a real gamer in the eyes of Nintendo.

2025.04.02: Four Of Hearts 02.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Zelda trailer, IGN's fake Zelda trailer, fake trailer channels getting demonetized, Now You See Me, Now You Didn't Name The Movie Right, studios supporting artists, is this your card, blaming the pandemic on stuff in 2025, Jason Statham is A Working Man, Crank, Speed, Burnie gets defensive about Elon Musk , dark timelines, betting on hardware, and losing bets. Support...

2024.04.01: High Rules 01.04.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss delayed April Fools gotchas, delayed flights thanks to DOGE, are air traffic controllers considered ground crew, getting the time, games on tape, and is Pokemon Nintendo? Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.03.31: Compatibility Issues 31.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss building your device, Wi-Fi on the airplane, Aberdeen Airport construction, Nintendo's lack of a backup plan, Switch 2, WiiU, Super Mario Run, Austin construction, Witchbrook, Adobe Creative Cloud, Room Tone, Cool Edit, and compatibility issues in 2025. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.co...

2025.03.28: In Defense Of The Swat Sticker 28.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley refuse to explain that title while discussing Ashley's apocalyptic packing, pre-cloud gaming, post-cloud coffee makers, Subnautica, defaced shrines, harsh language, bad symbols, falling for AI buddies, and the concept of Longevity Escape Velocity. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

2025.03.27: Time To Burger 27.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss StarF's burger science, Burnie's anthropological study of Ashley's diet, Heathrow's panic attack, randomizing everything, ghosts in the machine, After Midnight canceled, and The Longhorns' brutal coaching change. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For me...

2025.03.26: Mixed Tapes 26.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss mix tapes, Napsters long history of selling the brand, Atari, Game Informer, James Bond's new producers, Hagrid casting rumors, Spotify's market cap, Ruby Franke, Coogan's Law, influencer regulation, and new unrealistic guidelines on eating times. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewh...

2025.03.25: Reputation Destroyer 25.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss morning fights, Burnie's revealing confession, Zendaya's MJ is actually Michelle Jones, 23andMe bankruptcy, Horse Armor, Assassin's Creed, criticizing art, Claude plays Pokémon, and the moral quandary of choosing your Pokémon starter. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For m...

2025.03.24: Snow Why 24.03.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the reception of the Snow White movie, drama that doesn't drive interest, Severance Season 2 finale, the 5000 days since last Game of Thrones, Jump Ship, Mufasa, The Pitt, Adolescence, the Boston Celtics sale, and the NCAA tournament. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, ch...

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