Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
Morning Somewhere
Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere
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Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns
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Latest episode
Jul 10, 2026
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Episodes
2024.10.10: Zombies All The Way Down 10.10.2024 19:44
Burnie and Ashley discuss Hurricane Milton landfall, 100 tornado warnings, ambulance theory, Ryan Kwanten, Treat Williams, Army of the Dead, Warm Bodies, best zombie scenes ever, parody timings, Mystery Men, The Franchise, The Boys, Shaun of The Dead, superhero fatigue, Army of Thieves, bad week for Tropicanas, building implosions, collateral damage, Ocean's 11 reboot, replacing characters in post...
2024.10.09: Nature Is Terrible 09.10.2024 24:58
Burnie and Ashley discuss Twitter's return to Brazil, Hurricane Milton, Disneyworld shuts down, watching sports in the UK, the MLB post-season, American draws, and the fattest bear in Alaska. Support the show
2024.10.08: Waiting Game 08.10.2024 20:32
Ashley and Burnie discuss Hurricane Milton, categories of hurricanes, climate change filters, the Fermi Paradox, dead internet, mob mentality, and tight-knit communities. Support the show
2024.10.07: Clown Prince of Nigeria 07.10.2024 22:44
Burnie and Ashley discuss Joker Part 2, 419 scams, making a sequel for a new audience, R-rated box office successes, spam in Scotland vs US, strong passwords, XKCD, AI art theft, and the world's most digital violin. Support the show
2024.10.04: Walkabout 04.10.2024 14:25
Burnie and Ashley discuss their disastrous road trip, dropping their croissant, the potential death of the EU, 23andMe's dismal valuation, what happens to genome data, government regulation, and a special guest. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.10.03: One Word... Plastics 03.10.2024 22:05
Burnie and Ashley discuss plastic greenwashing, hoping to be wrong, bad dreams, scary thoughts, general anesthesia, slippery bodies, making canoes, saving plastic, Agatha All Along, and media immunity. Epsiode contains spoilers for the Marvel series Wandavision. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.10.02: Bear Shaming 02.10.2024 21:25
Burnie and Ashley discuss app internet addicts, Iranian missiles, North Carolina hurricanes, Bitcoin's status as a safe haven, ChatGPT updates, Hololens saying goodbye (to concumers), and the fattest bear contest. Support the show
2024.10.01: On God FPS 01.10.2024 21:54
Burnie and Ashley discuss Lit RPGs, Detroit, Tharsis, Indie games, the Let's Play D&D genre, wide receivers, being number one in the regular season, viral tweets, Netflix defamation, Fargo, Kumiko The Treasure Hunter, and the environmental impacts of coal and COVID. Also, THE MOON.Support the show
2024.09.30: Microlopolis 30.09.2024 27:41
Burnie and Ashley discuss trick shot videos, questionable trademarks, indestructible kids, genre covers, the SpaceX rescue mission, Bridgerton event disasters, brand Jesus, and the disappointing Megalopolis box office debut. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.27: Rise Of The Zuckerbro 27.09.2024 25:51
Burnie and Ashley discuss Megaloplois reviews, Meta Connect, Tesla's Robotaxi tease, Last of Us Season 2 trailer, Studio Ghibli, Howl's Moving Castle, Transformers One, auto-translation, smart glasses, and the Duolingo owl's villain arc. Music by Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.26: Old Folks Homies 26.09.2024 24:58
Burnie and Ashley discuss British strawberries, WinAmp, pager explosions, stolen valor, vibing, doing drugs in our old age, making donuts, Skyrim grandma, mpox updates, and the classic philosophical question of which came first: the music file format or the music player? Today's music by The Krayolas: https://open.spotify.com/track/2NZoJTbIzPOezDiB7xGxflSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon....
2024.09.25: Blue Collar Cosplay 25.09.2024 24:52
Ashley and Blaine Gibson discuss producing livestreams, chopping wood, making your own alcohol, international burger variations, the best athletic discipline, seeing the world, and chasing sheep. Support the show
2024.09.24: Mawwiage 24.09.2024 31:09
Burnie and Blaine Gibson catch up and discuss their working life together, Blaine's hit project Tales from the Stinky Dragon, the recent social event of the season, and two bros hot takes on high fashion. Visitors: Visitors: https://open.spotify.com/album/2g5cvvSydZL1Pa0rOzQSBmSupport our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.23: Retreat To Your Castle 23.09.2024 30:10
Burnie and Ashley discuss when dating anniversaries should become wedding anniversaries, their first date, first smooches, the delicate dance of travel dating, Sleepy Ashley vs Former Soviet Soldiers, sleeper trains, Amazing Race anecdotes, self-promotion, Elon Musk heading to Mars, making the turn on Chappell Roan, Cards Against Humanity, and music by Green Day and Visitors. Visitors: https://ope...
2024.09.20: Law Offices of Gene Horowitz, I Choose You 20.09.2024 23:08
Burnie and Ashley discuss the not-Pokemon lawsuit, travel day repurcussions, Netflix data dumps, airtight legal claims, contemporary shark films, and acting fishy in airports. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.19: Bec Again 19.09.2024 25:59
Burnie welcomes back popular guest Becca Frasier to discuss life in Scotland, Becca's good weather streak, property tax in Texas, Austin allergies, breakfast tacos, Fed interest rates, stock market, entering adult financial markets, and life in only the 7th hottest summer. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.18: History in Real Time 18.09.2024 18:05
Burnie and Ashley discuss sunny days, convoluted exploding pager plots, watching historic events in real time, the downsides of static media, making everyone mad, facial subtitles, and building good will. Support the show
2024.09.17: Lot Of Big Dudes 17.09.2024 31:10
Burnie and Ashley discuss Dave Bautista, mom's movie reviews, how to pronounce Gyllenhaal, NFTs, Flappy Bird, the Switch 2, medieval watermelons, GMOs, Million Dollar Homepage, record setting JPGs, the most spoiled movie, Logan's Run, and the lack of big, old dudes. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.16: Not Yo Cheese 16.09.2024 24:59
Burnie and Ashley discuss backlogs, The Emmys, television schedules of yesteryear, Jodie Foster, Trump's second assassination attempt, space gophering, bat worthy amounts of nacho cheese, and the enigma of Velveeta. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.13: Bad Numbers 13.09.2024 24:48
Burnie and Ashley discuss employee walkouts, Boeing strikes, Xbox layoffs, bad numbers, good numbers, UK power outage payments, UK airline customer protections, space billionaires, and Patreon updates. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.12: Swinger States 12.09.2024 19:58
Burnie and Ashley discuss dream theory, husky voices, nasal realities, Nick Offerman, stone skipping, peaty whiskies, Islay, Oban, Umbrella Academy, billionaire space walks, cruise ships, when a cube becomes a berg, the VMAs, swing voters, and industry plants. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.11: Debate II Election Boogaloo 11.09.2024 26:49
Burnie and Ashley discuss the presidential debates, 9/11 emotions, calling female candidates by their first name, Taylor Swift endorsements, childless cat ladies, XBOX being ahead of the curve, weird Microsoft naming strategies, the enduring allure of Mass Effect, Raygun is number one, and our Electric Boogaloo era. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.10: Go For Lunch 10.09.2024 28:10
Burnie and Ashley discuss the Polaris Dawn launch, the Paragon run by Ashley, where we joined the Mass Effect franchise, Apple cash holdings, Apple tax bills, Apple announcements, James Earl Jones, Field of Dreams, Bull Durham, Robert Wuhl, selling your likeness, production company shells, digital resurrections, and a Mush binge eating update. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/mornin...
2024.09.09: Olympic Takebacks 09.09.2024 31:40
Burnie and Ashley discuss immune strategies, the politics of illness, Elon's domination of orbit, Beetlejuice's giant gap, the Shaun of the Dead re-release, Halloween in Scotland, paralympic takebacks, and the sinister mystery of Mavis Beacon. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
2024.09.06: Slightly Demure 06.09.2024 27:32
Burnie and Ashley discuss selling out to Russia, the DOJ's influencer problem, herding sheep, brushing cows, stoking controversy, being a character, Starliner, robotaxis, and the inevitable fall of the American Empire. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereSupport the show
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