Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Morning Somewhere

Society EN ↓ 724 episodes

Welcome to your morning ritual. Join Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns every weekday for a coffee-fueled morning discussion tackling pop culture and current events. Linkdumps for every episode on our website:https://www.morningsomewhere.comSupport us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

Be sure to visit the podcast's website and support the creator: www.morningsomewhere.com

Author

Burnie Burns and Ashley Burns

Category

Society

Podcast website

www.morningsomewhere.com

Latest episode

Oct 9, 2026

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Episodes

2025.01.10: Finding Out 10.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss sleep bifurcation, CES Worst of Show, flying cars, unrepairable tech, TikTok's day in court, Alec Baldwin's counter-offensive, Wiggle thirst traps, and the unhinged wildfire conspiracies on X. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.01.09: The Cool Parents 09.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Los Angeles wildfires, iPhone's birthday, Windows phones, Ashley the drug dealer, the games our subreddit won't delete, understanding the Scots, and our upcoming Sharing Day. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.01.08: Popping Your K 08.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Madame Web's dashed Oscar hopes, actual cannibals, just doing it, weird Best Picture criteria, Armie Hammer, In The Lost Lands, various Paul Andersons, Resident Evil movies vs games, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Squid Game's K-pop connections, and APT by Rosé. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere....

2025.01.07: Bad Patterns 07.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss Revenge of the Nerds, CES, Samsung's Ballie, robot motivations, sick strategies, is patriotism American, Royal Mail, Apple's post-Jobs hits, Apple Watch, charging woes, videogames we never delete, NVIDIAs $2000 video card, Trudeau resigns, and another monkey on the lam. This episode is extended on Patreon. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morni...

2025.01.06: Globally Golden 06.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Golden Globes 2025, roast hosts, awards memory holes, Emilia Perez, what is a comedy, Ted Lasso's Oz connection, Wild At Heart, Medal of Freedom winner, Wild Robot, Flow, the Millennial Pause, TikTok's final appeal, dead internet acceleration, and Meta's phony influencer backtrack. This episode is extended on Patreon. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/mo...

2025.01.03: Very Small Fish 03.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss biometric consent, peak gossip, chess drama, denim bad boys, Blitz title sharing, CFB update, Squid Game Season 3 release date, buckling down, Void Crew, and Ted Lasso. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.01.02: Peachy 02.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss the Legend of Skattabo, sink holes, spy novels, Apple's free TV weekend, Nancy Drew, Mack Bolan, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and surviving quicksand. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2025.01.01: Resoluting 01.01.2025

Burnie and Ashley discuss fireworks' PR problem, drone show calamities, motivation at New Years, plans for the coming 365 days, fake influencers, NFL robberies, and our Deshitify 2025 efforts. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.31: Ultimate 2024 31.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss updated coffee math, thank the people who made the podcast a success this year, and say goodbye to 2024. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.30: Strawburied 30.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the death of iconic humanitarian President James Carter and his enduring legacy on charity, kindness, and goodwill. Also, the Pop Tart Bowl. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.27: One 27.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss their first anniversary, Sony's Spiderverse woes, the press being mean, podcast mathematics, and the MCU's year off. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.26: Boxing Out 26.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss current events, the real heroes, NBA ratings demise. bad boys, Lebron, Bronny, WNBA sales pitch, NFL on Netflix, TV equals football, why people like University sports, and lingerie bowls. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.25: Jingling 25.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley talk about their favorite Christmas traditions. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.24: Black Widower 24.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss rural Scotland holiday hours, work/life/holiday balance, broke math, forced Boomer nostalgia, Christmas movies, weird transitions for media, 80s NFL broadcasts vs NFL Films, pan and scan, motion smoothing, Q vs Q, Black Doves, Hawkeye, Lady Avengers, edible glitter, the gift card economy, and being "hard to buy for." Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morning...

2024.12.23: Occupational Occolades 23.12.2024

Burnie derails Ashley's schedule as they discuss Movie of the Year, best day for Christmas, leap year as a designated hitter, buying kids for Christmas, Ashley's Christmas tip, hoarding iPhone boxes, our best Christmas gift of all time, Burnie rants about expiration dates again, Movie of the Year, Blake Lively woes, Accolade games, Mush's fireside video, NORAD vs NAADC, Sears destroys America, and...

2024.12.20: The Podcast That Played Beast 20.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Bailey's, Irish as an adjective, Bitcoin's crunch, government shutdowns, nominees for Movie of the Year, tennis movies, gritty Kirsten Dunst, Anna Paquin, Superman's new teaser, the fake trailer crisis, AI fever dreams, recording dreams, that guy who played beast, American treats, and Martha Stewart makes egg nog. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.c...

2024.12.19: Starting Now 19.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss Steam Replay, Burnie makes a vow, big hard drives, Nintendo Switch, achievement entitlement, platinum trophies, declining player bases, favorite graphs, biorhythms, Hot Stuff vs Cold Fish, keeping Mega64 alive, California's Bird Flu emergency, and the media's fascination with missing girls. Extended version of this podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For...

2024.12.18: Person Of The Year 18.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley reveal the Morning Somewhere Person of the Year, Burnie getting picked up at the airport, Burnie's no friends strategy, Butch and Sunny get an extension, possible Animal of the Year, railroad urban legends, and a call for nominations for Movie of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For...

2024.12.17: These Lying Kids 17.12.2024

Burnie and his last guest for the year Becca Frasier talk about raising kids in a digital world, skin care, beauty trends, oil training your hair, rural laws, first vehicles, Eames chairs, and debating which wood is the best wood. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merc...

2024.12.16: The Worst Of All Time 16.12.2024

Burnie and fellow British person Gavin Free discuss modern YouTube, making each other mad, Freddie Wong, car stunts, delicious thuds, Stork favoritism, milk delivery, and the terrible legacy of refrigeration. EXTENDED VERSION AVAILABLE ON PATREON.COM/MORNINGSOMEWHERE. For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsomewhere.com

2024.12.13: Of Pattillos & Dillos 13.12.2024

Vote for Person of the Year at morningsomewhere.com Burnie and Jack Pattillo discuss old school Austin, the rareness of Austin natives, five generations of Austinites, terrible real estate decisions, Austin FC, UT's massive presence in Austin, haunted castles in Austin, early memories from Achievement Hunter, where we ate lunch, and what Jack is doing now. Support our podcast at: https://www.patre...

2024.12.12: Eyebrow Club 12.12.2024

Burnie and special guest Barbara Dunkelman discuss being a good co-host by being an audience, laughing along, subtle shade, easy laughs, affirmational posting, astrology, toxic positivity, platitudes, incriminating eyebrows, All Good No Worries, RWBY speculation, and the continued rise of the Stinky Dragon franchise. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dum...

2024.12.11: Good Morning Geoff 11.12.2024

Burnie and his guest Geoff Ramsey discuss Austin, the housing market, not calling friends on their birthday, choosing your sports allegiances, Branson Missouri, smoked turkeys, Yakov Smirnoff, being passive aggresive, and a dozen other things. Massively extended version on our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, c...

2024.12.10: The Anti Elden Ring 10.12.2024

Burnie and his best-ever mentee Kerry Shawcross discuss the latest updates on RWBY, Infinity Nikki, dress up games, mentorship, jiggle physics, Luigi gets busted, milkshake duck, nice eyebrows, and zeroing in on Person of the Year. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For the link dump visit: http://www.morningsomewhere.com For merch, check out: http://store.morningsome...

2024.12.09: Bracketing 09.12.2024

Burnie and Ashley discuss the toppling of the Syrian government, missing journalist, Morning Somewhere's Story of the Year 2024, open nominations for Person of the Year, Timothée Chalamet's shocking College Gameday appearance, Ashley's Christmas movie bracket, and Burnie's completely unbiased picks for the NCAA Football playoffs. Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere For...

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