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An unexpected start to the show leads to some fireworks between Jen and Carol. They make up by trying out several ideas for podcast elevator pitches. Carol presents weird animal sex, and Jen talks about how Barry Wood showed up in a cappuccino. What is the origin of the phrase "Son of a Gun"? And what's the most popular Porn Hub sex term in your state? Be sure to check out our links and show notes...

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We almost didn't have the energy to get it up...

Carol finally puts her Tuna Cooch rumor to bed while Jen proves to be the poster-person for International Quirky Alone Day. Is it really a big deal to brand people with your initials? And if a moist towelette is never opened, is it both wet and dry simultaneously? Also, a practice game of Pyramid for Carol and Jen's new community TV show, Game Hole . Be sure to check out our show notes and links a...

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Get it together, people.

Get out your lube for this one! Jen and Carol talk to sexpert and sexy genius Beth Darling. Jen learns that the smell of burning plastic during sex ISN'T a brain tumor but something called a sub-space high. And Carol learns that Joel isn't ignoring her but is probably just bored with her company. Also, a Never-Have-I-Ever that you should definitely drink to. Be sure to check out our show notes and...

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No one wants to see that shit, people.

This week, after a shitlist about celebrity aging, the ladies play Two Truths and a Lie with Jordan (AKA The Gnome) from the Dads on Dayquill podcast. Jen works on her competitive spirit and Carol is thrilled to learn he's a dirty boy. Why are moms screaming in Boston? And what your taste palate tells everyone about your age. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 163 Promo

Ball fuckin', people!!

A chock-a-block episode of information! Jen and Carol roll out a brand new segment called "Greenhorn Dispatch" and the ladies ask listeners to call in with their most embarrassing moments. Campbell's has released their new soup candles, and disappointingly, there is no Cream of Celery. Why are some vegetables not good for you? And what did we stick in our holes in 2021? Be sure to check out our sh...

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Really, people? 

Carol decides that Jen is a perfect candidate for Queer Eye , and Jen witnesses a shocking moment at the grocery store. Yeasty Ken makes an appearance with a rebus themed puzzle for the ladies, and Jen is accused of being a sore loser. Also, an update on the "Fart in a Jar" woman from CT. And do you hate corporate speak as much as MSL? Have a listen to our bracket contest. Be sure to check out our...

Episode 161 Promo

Any thoughts people?

Carol and Jen initiate a crotch sniffing pact, and Jen relays her theory about Betty White's "death". All new Google terms will scintillate and who knew a magazine called Soft Matter exists? Also, the ladies call Alan, Jen's son, with a proposition he can't refuse. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 160 Promo

Poor Joel.

We don't want to jinx it, but here's to hoping 2022 will be better...In this episode, the ladies talk about the weirdest foods introduced in 2021; who died (who didn't?); and predictions for the future. Also, Jen gives a warning about the word "savory". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 159 Promo

It's been another shitty year, and we're going to hammer it to death. Jen and Carol take a wild ride through the months of 2021, reminding listeners what the real news was vs. the idiocy they talked about. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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