Mom Swipes Left

Don't knock it until you've tried it.

This week Carol and Jen descend into the madness of fakery. Why do people pretend to be better than they are? Why won't Carol let Jen smell her finger? Why do childhood bullies have to go and die before we can kill them ourselves? Also, the ladies learn that their new phone number is 207 EL TUNA 1! Magical. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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What's with that right boob, ladies?

I mean, if James from FaceBook says it, everyone knows it's true. This week, the ladies bring you a mercifully shorter episode in which they discuss what they've learned from Who Are These Podcasts. Don't even bother to look for show notes or links for this one at momswipesleft.com .

The moment the gals realize that stealing other people's content is genius.

The Gods have smiled upon us...

This week Carol confesses to taking secret pics of disabled people while Jen has Carol rank Joel's potential infidelities. It's a two quiz week, people! Also, is Jen the most boring person on the earth? And is Carol's dentist purposefully breaking her teeth? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Who cares what your vibrator looks like?!

It's not an orgy per se, but it certainly is a clusterfuck. Carol is hungover and Jen accidentally irritates her. Where is Carol's tolerance threshold for butt stuff? Why are fatbergs not feared? If a phone rings and no one answers it, does it make a sound? Answers to these questions and more are probably on a different podcast. Who knows. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipes...

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What more do you need to know?

Carol's pee hole tours the state of Maine while Jen decides to sign up to sniff her dog's poop every day for two months. Who knew that faking pregnancies and personas was illegal? And why are our Google search terms so fucked up now?  Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Can we feed the world?

It's an episode filled with phone calls and bitching. Joel corrects Jen and Carol on the proper way to remove impacted shit, and Alan complains that Carol did not allow him to scam her. Ken has created a Pyramid game that the ladies promptly screw up. Also, a box of human heads has Jen and Carol fascinated. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Yet another...

Carol has another grievance with her pussy, and Jen takes listeners on her latest Google adventure. Why is there a condom just for the anus, and who knew that bull semen is so explosive? The ladies acknowledge the bravery of the Ukrainians and suggest that an army of rage-filled middle-aged women may be a solution. Also, it's the first TikTok challenge!! Be sure to check out our show notes and lin...

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You spoke; we listened.

The ladies discuss how Carol violated Jen's couch, and Jen makes her ukulele debut. Ever stick your cock in a vacuum cleaner? Ever lace your desserts with sperm?  Well, you're in good company! Greenhorn Dispatch examines the Gazpacho Conspiracy, and also, MORE IDIOMS! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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It's going to come in hot and heavy.