Mom Swipes Left

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Spontaneous combustion isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

We can't think of two people less qualified to answer this question, but Jen and Carol bumble into the murky waters of woke-ness. Ever wonder what that racial slur REALLY means? How excited are the ladies that Cardiff is back? Also, several quirky small towns that may be the perfect getaway for MSL. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 183 Promo

Don't knock it until you try it.

This turned into one thirsty episode! Jen and Carol question what they're contributing to society and record a congrats to everyone's favorite podcast, Dads on Dayquill. The official Uber Lost and Found Index has been released, and the ladies hatch a scheme to make it into the annals next year. Also, a list of people who have performed surgery on themselves proves to be a let down. Be sure to chec...

...for the first time ever.

Jen and Carol go up against the young-uns from Impolite Society podcast in a generational contest of wits. Why can't we make money selling pants from the homeless? Also, why aren't scientists studying dolphin jack-off habits? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 181 Promo

Who else is in?!

Jen learns that one of Carol's friends HATES Jen, so the ladies call to find out why. Why do octopus mums go bat shit crazy? Why aren't we using corpses to fuel the nation? Also, Joel joins a talk about genital surgeries and admits that Carol's labials are on the thin side. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 180 Promo

Are we all going to die? 

 Carol's convinced she has breast cancer and Jen tries to cheer her up with worse ways to die. Why do nipples have hair? How is Joel really a straight man? Do you know your grandparents? And to no surprise, Jen fucks up a brackets game and doesn't even know it. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 179 Promo

Let this be a lesson to us all.

Who knew a "Gentlemen's Club" was so similar to Old Country Buffet? This week, Jen and Carol talk to self-proclaimed Glory Hole aficionado Richard. If worms exploded out of your butt, would you wish for death? And is eating ants a sign of being on the autism spectrum? So many questions; not many answered. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 178 Promo

You thought Jen and Carol were on vacation? You were right! But Cardiff Electric kindly offered to fill in as a guest host this week. Thank you #CardiffElectricArmy for the support. We will see you freaks next week!

This week, a very special guest host, Cardiff Electric!

Carol's been unwell and Jen has just been plain wrong about a lot of stuff. A keen-eared listener makes an astute otovation, and it sends the ladies down a delightful memory lane. Think your world is important? Think again. All the "big" news stories from our youth that barely made a blip. Also, the introduction of the "Zinger-Burger"! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft...

Episode 176 Promo

Let's take this on the road.

Carol's feeling famous and Jen is pissed at her own eyelids. The ladies clear up some questions about Pomme Swipes After , and Carol takes a sexual urban legend quiz. Is your shit healthy? No one seems to really know. And speaking of poop, listen up KFC! We have two fine finger-lickers RIGHT HERE! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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