Mom Swipes Left

Yep, you read that right. Say goodbye to Mom Swipes Left. For now. This week, we thank all the people who made these last five years worthwhile.

This week, Jen is on a tear about fruits, vegetables, and vegans. A noteworthy Animal News warns of the impending thumbed-dolphin apocalypse, and who knew fish could beat box? Also, movies that seem to bring nothing that bad luck. Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1 and tell us what you think of our big reveal.

The ladies are back! This week, Carol explains why she helped her elderly mother adopt a cat that will, no doubt, cause a broken hip. Why toddlers are dumber than animals and meet the man who sold his genitals for $1,500. Also, Real Musical Or Not: The Quiz! Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

Sorry people, Shit's hit the fan. We'll be back next week, god willing.

There's a terrible snowstorm and Jen and Carol are forced to take the show to the phone. This week, what's up with the herpes monkeys of Florida, and why are men so cocky? Also, if a woman fakes an orgasm and no one hears, does it even matter? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

It's that time of year and the ladies are feeling antsy. This week, a game of "Real Children's Book or Not" sparks some true creativity. Stay tuned. Also, what makes a Vietnamese headache so dangerous and how much shit would you sift through to recover cash? Be sure to contact us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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Jen and Carol are finally back to ring in the new year! This week, the ladies discuss their annual "Dead List" and move on to newly banned words for 2024. Why are there so many pastas? And why should you give the cold shoulder to that lunch you packed? Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1!

It's a jam packed episode with the official MSL White Trash Holiday Beano card reveal! Be sure to find it on our website . Jen and Carol talk to Seth, the guy they accidentally cock-blocked, and then they attempt a love connection. Also, an 80s quiz that screams "Tits" and "Ass". Call us on our phone at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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This week, Carol and Joel have a public confession, and Jen's feelings are hurt by Sharon. What makes the ladies so grinchy? And who doesn't laugh at "Spotted Dick"? Also, if you thought some of MSL's games were stupid, wait until you hear the "Superlative Quiz". Be sure to call us at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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A grievance with a fan leaves Jen reeling, and Carol is physically shaken by a fly in the colon. Why don't people play golf the way God intended? And why aren't pantyhose less porous? Also, the ladies play a game guessing the names of animal gangs. Be sure to leave us a message at (207) EL-TUNA1!

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This week, Jen and Carol are horrified by how their favorite Thanksgiving side dishes are being maligned on social media. Why are mating balls such a bad idea? And why did UPS name their biggest hiring day after a clogged toilet? Also, we play "I like my men/women like I like my..." with traveling fan Clint! Don't miss out on the first 2023 installment of MSL Gift Guide! Contact us a...

This week the ladies are celebrating their semiquincentennial episode! And what better way to celebrate than talking with Sharon about the pork? Why do nose sores hurt so hard? Also, what's with all the cloacas? Cloacae? Be sure to call us at 207-EL-TUNA1.

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This week, Jen and Carol fail to add anything important or interesting to the discussion of the Lewiston shooting that happened down the road. Be warned: ass breath may contain peanuts. Also, we are totally in love with Oobah Butler and want him to be our friend. Be sure to give us a call at (207) EL-TUNA1 and give us your what-for.

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This week, Jen has a shitlist about the suckiness of Halloween costumes and Carol makes a declaration. Why does China think it owns all the pandas? And yes, we're not so good at mathy word problems. Also, Jen tries again with spoooooky news. NOTE: This episode was recorded before the mass shooting in Lewiston, Maine. Which explains the absence of offensive references.

Carol piles on with another criticism of Jen's office behavior, and Jen quizzes Carol on the local Pumpkin' Fest. What's up with religious sects' loopholes? And why might your bedroom smell of fish? Plus, a truly tasteless and spoooooooky recap of real life crime. Be sure to call and voice your voice at (207) EL-TUNA1.

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Carol's irritated by her work week with Jen despite perfectly reasonable explanations. What's up with the backlash with a middle school teacher just trying to make Health more fun? And buckle up for that old chestnut: That's Amore Quiz! Be sure to leave us a voice mail and maybe you'll hear yourself on the airs. 207-EL-TUNA1

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Carol's pissed about reality TV, and Jen doesn't know where her grandmother's vulva went. How old is too old to shit on the floor? Also, why are we not hearing more about the ape and human mating projects? Be sure to find us on all of our socials! We're pretty sure you can figure that out on your own.