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Episode 194 Promo

The ladies are away in Dallas this week, and the world's most famous podcaster, Cardiff Electric, has taken over! Listen to a man who truly knows the art of voice. Also, Cardiff welcomes THE Dr. Steve. Enjoy!

With a trip to Dallas coming up, Jen decides it's a good time for Carol to face her fear of flying. A message from a new fan inspires a fascinating conversation about polio. It's time to talk about bears using the internet to buy drugs, and also, what's up with crazy white chick energy? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 192 Promo

Who is the best lice?

Heads up to all you sensitive people out there. This episode tackles some very difficult topics: pool masturbation; camel toe; butthole cancer. You've been warned. Also, back by popular demand, a Notable News Quiz V2 (that means version 2). Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com . 

Episode 191 Promo

Jen and Carol try to Jedi-mind-trick Joel and wring a thank you out of Ken. How well do you know the news: Big-headed homeless people; buffalo style fat lips; and the world's longest queef are all on the list. Also, the ladies duke it out over who gets to fuck Grampa Walton. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 190 Promo

A little dab'll do ya.

Carol and Jen debate the fine line between "self-care" and "self-ish" and also take the opportunity to stereotype the popular baby names of 2021. How much are your organs worth? Would you like to make a living insulting others? Also, what if the solution to conflict was simply reframing the narrative? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 189 Promo

Where does it come from? A thing so sinister it may just be the end of us all.

Jen worries about her mental state while Carol is just exhausted. An epic Would You Rather from listener Earthworm Jim proves scintillating. Back by popular demand, Confession Corner takes a rude turn, and the ladies muse over which redhead they'd screw. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 188 Promo

Ken with a bionic arm is the librarian we all want and need.

This week, Carol and Jen revive an old segment, "Confession Corner" and one of Carol's monstrous belches reveals a "Cranberry" surprise. Are there some unintended benefits from the new Roe? Why are fish jumping down people's throats? Does Jen really have Angelman Syndrome? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 187 Promo

You know those guys.

Carol is in a bad way, and Jen doesn't know when to stop sharing. Grievances with Pomme Swipes After evolve into a very special moment between the ladies. Jen's sister, Heather, joins the show to discuss hygiene (or lack thereof). Also, you may be surprised at how easy it is to insert a bottle of rum into your vaginer. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 186 Promo

The ladies give advice on dealing with a co-worker who "snuffs" food.

Carol has some surprising news, and Jen tries to see the silver lining. Also, the ladies try to help Ken find a new career path without much success. A new fan, Cranberry Electric, shows how caring and concerned he is for the ladies' safety. Have you ever wondered what to do with all that leftover sperm? We have some suggestions. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 185 Promo

Jen and Carol are back from a failed road trip only to be inundated with (mostly) critiques but also some love! How psyched would you be to give birth at a Metallica concert? And what if the baby had two penises? Plus, Carol flexes her music knowledge with a Name That Tune quiz. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .