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It's a jam-packed episode with the newest Cranberry Update, even more snake news, and why Jen hates dolphins. Who doesn't love a pair of balls in any photo? Can you poison yourself with molasses? Also, if you think listening to two women discuss sports is painful, try listening to four. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Jen and Carol have a very serious chat with Cranberry about how his No Nut November has been so far. And what's up with kids and snakes these days? Apologies to Ab Chav and Ricky Gervais for Jen's handicap, and why is fire so fun? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Richard Rushfield is a well-known journalist and trendsetter from CA who has begun his march toward domination of the Hollywood trade papers with his literary baby, The Ankler . He sits down with Jen and Carol to discuss Supreme Dicks, the decline of porn, and having cysts removed. Also, he may have a touch of dementia as he does not recall an intimate kiss with one of these hosts over 30 years ag...

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The ladies present a world of horror just in time for Halloween. Special guest Cranberry talks about his upcoming No-Nut November, and Jen has frightened herself while researching ghosts caught on tape. Carol proves that she truly is a horror movie aficionado and is only scared of people-sized things. It's beautiful when two serial killers find love, and also, what is trapped in Rue's tail. Be sur...

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Are we wrong? Also, the ladies discuss why it's not a great idea to let a dog shit in your mouth. Do we really need all of our digits? Is MSL known for rubbing tits in faces? Can you smell without a nose? We have so many questions and not many answers. Be sure to check out our show notes at momswipesleft.com .

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It's the bicentennial episode and Jen and Carol phone the people who should have reached out. Jen has some burning questions after her colonoscopy and luckily Nurse Jamie is able to clear up some confusion. Also, pussy flavored chips...what IS the secret ingredient? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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This week, Jen and Carol talk about how much they love the Jeffrey Dahmer show despite all the criticism. Is it naïve to trust Sharon? And speaking of pulled pork, why were 80s sitcoms filled with so much child sex abuse? A fan submits a mediocre slur quiz and who wouldn't want to shove Ricky Gervais in their vagina like a piece of soft white bread? Be sure to check out our show notes at momswipes...

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The lost episode has been found! Join Carol and Jen as they talk with two new friends they met while at the Podcast Movement, two women who saved their lives. What the hell is "Loc Life"? Is squatting over a mirror the best way to wax your pussy? And does Cole have a hair growing out of her mole? All of this and more is revealed. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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This week, the ladies relay quips from Pomme's interview with Cranbarooni that occurred to the potato days later. Who is smarter, Joel or Carol? Would you buy rosary beads made of a mixture of Carol and Jen's stool? Also, espionage and anal beads...you heard it here first. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Would you drink Carol's bourbon?

The ladies clumsily navigate that thin line between dark humor and straight offense. Is it too early to make fun of 9/11? How about dead children? Would you eat a delicious ham roll if it meant you farted for the rest of your life? Also, our very own sweetheart Pomme Swipes After is showcased in a brand new podcast! Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Is there an under-the-sea version of The Godfather?

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The ladies are slowly recovering from the Vid, and a surprise call from Cranberry brings a glow to their faces. Why is Dr. Steve demanding videos of Jen's pudenda? If a toddler won't drink, is a hose up its ass the answer? What IS Carol's secret tic? Also, meet Jeremy, the newest of the MSL fans. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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The ladies are back from Dallas with Covid and they feel like ass. It's a short and sweet episode about "moon c***", people with dementia, and how Carol has no taste. We will be back next week, hopefully, with our voices and wits about us. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .