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Episode 218 Promo

Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad placement interrupts the show for the benefit of Logan Paul and mental health in general. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 217 Promo

It's an episode jam-packed with meaty Dr. Steve! The ladies learn all about post-apocalyptic fish market snatch, what urine tastes like, why jellyfish are so sexually frustrated, and why Dr. Steve always knows what is in Jenny's vagina. Be sure not to miss this one as it's the birth of a beautiful new love affair. Check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 216 Promo

The ladies are still dealing with a bit of crisis, so this week, it's a cutting room floor episode. But don't worry. You've never heard any of it, so it's like they're still there. Also, we are joined by superstar and media mogul Larry King. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 215 Promo

This week, the ladies discuss the marketability of the menopause industry and its ramifications on funding within the healthcare system. Also, they talk about severed dicks and a band called Watch. Can a dead groundhog be as accurate in its predictions as one that is living? And what would you do without eyeballs? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 214 Promo

And you thought Carol's burping was bad? This week, the ladies are bringing you everything animal. What were the best animal attacks of 2022? What is up with the rogue gay baboon? Is it illegal to shit on your own car? So many questions and very few answers. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 213 Promo

Despite incredible neck pain and a missing skin tag, Jen and Carol muse upon what it would be like to have a masturbating walrus come to town. What trends should you be saying goodbye to in 2023? What are some of the strangest corpses ever found, you ask? Also, Jen describes how to play "The Blanket Game". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 212 Promo

Despite a Nor'easter, the ladies meet to bitch about messy suicides, nipples falling off, and ass polyps the size of Rhode Island. Why is the metric system so stupid? Also, it's the first OFFICIAL game of "What's In Jenny's Vaginer". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 211 Promo

With all due respect to Cardiff, we are back with another 210 mostly because we're brain dead and screwed up the order of episodes. But more importantly, WE'RE BACK! This week, Jen and Carol catch up on notable news and ask the hard question "What happened to all the white dog shit?" Also, is beating an infant a felony? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 210 Promo

Yes, you read that correctly. THE Cardiff Electric has kindly stepped in to bring you this week's episode as Jen and Carol laze on their asses. Sit back and enjoy the quick wit and riveting content of the World's Greatest Podcaster. And Merry Holidays you goddamn freaks!

What's a famous-ish guy doing on Mom Swipes Left? We bet he's asking the same question. It's This American Life 's secret sweetheart, Sean Cole, answering our very important questions. Why is he so flexible? What does he have against babies? And is he, in fact, the white R. Kelly? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 209 Promo

It's the official 4-year anniversary episode! What's up with all this soccer talk, and is WW2 the one with the Jews? Jen relays a PSA about Christmas trees while Carol introduces the tiniest of shartlists. Also, a quiz from Dr. Steve (not the one Jen wants to fuck) delivers some very disturbing information. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

This week, both Jen and Carol have a shitlist: Mpox and butter boards. One is racist; the other is just stupid. Cranberry joins the ladies in the last No Nut November report and a SHOCKING discovery is made. Is it ok to amputate someone's problematic foot? Are ants in the rice really the end of the world? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 207 Promo

This week, Jen and Carol catch up with Cranberry for yet another No Nut update. What was the fate of the jizz jar? Can vinegar prevent infections? The ladies also talk to Lorenzo Arreola from the notorious That's All Funny podcast and find that they are the worst human beings...but could it end in a love match? Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 206 Promo