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Better late than never, folks!

Just whoa. This one may not be our best work, but it's sincere. And drunken. Carol and Jen attend a cookie swap, talk about a man who shoved a live mortar up his ass, and there's a holiday traditions quiz! Plus, the last of Christmas gift guide for you losers out there. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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A brief glimpse into the teaching habits of Jen.

Jen and Carol look back at the years that made them who they are today. And they look at the present. And they look at the future. We talk to some listeners, reminisce, and bring into the world the last recording of  Neighbor Hole. Plus a gift guide that will knock your fucking socks off. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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It sounds too perfect to be true.

Literally. This episode is a bingo game, so go get your fancy MSL X-Mas Movie Bingo card here ! Jen and Carol talk with the creator of this fascinating twist to an old classic. Also, there's a lot of vagina news. Be sure to check out all our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Just listen.

It's the great Canadia recap and the ladies discuss Dr. Pimple Popper, demon doors, and why hotel coffee makers are so fucking small. Carol gets a fart gift, and Jen writes a School House Rock themed song for the digestive system. Double vaginas, double periods, and the beginning of the third annual MSL Holiday gift guide. Be sure to check out our links and show notes at momswipesleft.com .

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I think that sums it up.

The ladies are primed to travel and to bitch. This is a 100% shit list rant before Carol and Jen head off to the great white North to see Sophie. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Is Phexxi, the newest form of contraception for women, as effective as douching with pickle juice? Asking for a friend...

This episode is filled to the brim with science! Carol describes her brother's recent bender and Jen describes how some animal ate the tumor that was removed from Carol's back last week. Also, there's a lot of Joel time as he engages the ladies in a trivia contest that goes a bit off the rails. Learn about the zookeeper who impregnated a crane...several times! And why are tongue twisters so evil?...

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AOL dial up and kneeling chair porn. Ahhhh. Memories.

You read it correctly! We finally get Carol's back tumor removed with the help of a kind fan. Also, the ladies recap Jen's not-birthday-party party; home sterilization for men; and they keep it real about ball smell. Be sure to check out our notes and links at momswipesleft.com . AND THIS WEEK, we have VIDEO!!!!

MSL is making podcast history with Episode 151! The first on-air surgery IN A LIVING ROOM!

Answer: What is living in Carol's couch cracks.

Happy Halloween! The ladies are talking about all the scary things: hair caught around a penis, Trump's new social media platform, strange hobbies, and trying to communicate with the dead. Also, Jen gets head hair caught in her asshole while Carol tries to back-pedal her Petito and Laundrie obsession. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

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Not a shocking statement to any objective thinker...