Mom Swipes Left

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Mom Swipes Left is a weekly podcast with two middle-aged women who can’t seem to grow up. In defiance of aging and conformity, they talk about everything, swipe right on nothing, and are always up for something.

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Episode 149: Jennifer Douchebag 24.10.2021 44:48

Jen is disgusted with herself and Sharon learns the meaning of "rubbing one out". Big fan, Tim, joins the ladies in a Fan-Fucking-Tastic quiz, and Carol does a Digger Deeping on the history of the merkin. Does Jen have nose cancer? Did it come from dirty balls? Also, a Petito/Laundrie update that proves Carol's powers of deduction and observation. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at m...

Episode 149 Promo 22.10.2021 0:56

Episode 149 Promo

MSL Mini: Does Jen Need a Life Coach? 21.10.2021 1:57

Yeah. Probably.

Episode 148: It's All About Rubbing One Out 17.10.2021 45:36

The ladies are dreading the dark days ahead, and Jen's nipple just won't stay in the bra. Why does Jen hide from the recycling men, and can Carol be a good wife and jack Joel off 21 times a month? Carol introduces #freebleeding and the recording explodes when the Auroreola Boreanus makes an appearance. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com

Episode 148 Promo 15.10.2021 0:58

Episode 148 Promo

MSL Mini: Jorge Has a Birthday 14.10.2021 2:15

Carol's chihuahua has a birthday and Jen is very concerned if scissors were used in the construction of the cake. 

Episode 147: Jack Dorsey is Kinda Hot 10.10.2021 45:17

An epic beginning to the episode seems to take the wheels right off the recording. Carol has a beef with some fan fiction and the ladies call the perpetrator to give him a piece of their mind. Also, do you have Restless Anal Syndrome? Carol discovers that geese have more reproductive rights than American women, and a special fan educates both Jen and Carol on Rumschpringe. Be sure to check out our...

Episode 147 Promo 08.10.2021 0:57

Episode 147 Promo

MSL Mini: Jen Bruises Easily 07.10.2021 2:00

Tough lessons are learned from a TikTok challenge.

Episode 146: A Failure to Communicate 03.10.2021 44:56

It's a fast-paced episode, so buckle up. Carol relays a story of her apocalyptic shopping adventure and Jen admits that a critical fan is absolutely correct. Carol's sleuthing has dug up some interesting Petito murder details while Jen admits to some nasty housekeeping habits. The ladies talk about the uniqueness of the anus print, and Carol nails an "Amore" quiz. Be sure to check out our show not...

Episode 146 Promo 01.10.2021 0:57

Episode 146 Promo

MSL Mini: Butthole 101 30.09.2021 2:01

People, please don't forget about the importance of a flange.

Episode 145: All Kinds of Challenges 26.09.2021 42:40

This episode is jam packed with 'em! From a "Cock and Balls" challenge to a taste challenge to all the deliciously dangerous TikTok challenges, we've got you covered. Also, the ladies break out a new segment from the MSL Crime Wing and handily crack the last hours in the Gabby Petito case. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 145 Promo 24.09.2021 0:58

Episode 145 Promo

MSL Mini: A Perfect ADD Moment 23.09.2021 1:29

A perfectly typical ADD moment captured on audio. From sexual proclivities to fruit flies to midget porn, all in under 2 minutes.

Episode 144: The God Particle in Your Bowels 19.09.2021 46:34

It's an episode filled to the brim this week! Should Jen put her dog, Rue, down for excessive shedding? Is smelling other people's farts good for you? Why does Carol find zombie porn so hot? How many John Denvers are there? Also, the ladies talk about the Mandela Effect, and Carol quizzes Jen on body hair facts. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com .

Episode 144 Promo 17.09.2021 0:57

Episode 144 Promo

MSL Mini: Ladies or Cunts? 16.09.2021 1:33

We answer the most vexing of questions.

Episode 143: Marijuana, Ivermectin, and Black Beauties 12.09.2021 40:35

It's a challenging episode where Carol and Jen traverse difficult conversations about Texas abortion and guns, the idiocy of Joe Rogan, and the frustration of never locating a McDonald's ice cream machine that works. Carol has a fucked up childhood memory that reveals some surprising truths in addition to discovering a possible repressed memory of being fucked by a bird-sized man. Be sure to check...

Episode 143 Promo 10.09.2021 0:55

Episode 143 Promo

MSL Mini: A Mystery Solved 09.09.2021 2:05

Carol finally gets to the bottom of why Joel's farts are so vicious.

Episode 142: Real People-David Pell 05.09.2021 42:19

Jen and Carol welcome internet guru, author, and overachiever David Pell to talk about his upcoming book Please Scream Inside Your Heart: Breaking News and Nervous Breakdowns in the Year that Wouldn't End . In the spirit of hardball journalism, we learn what Dave thinks about a Trump re-election; what he considers the fairest of news outlets; why he's not a proponent of 69; and his learned tips on...

Episode 142 Promo 03.09.2021 0:57

Jen and Carol speak with Real People David Pell. Pell is an internet guru, author, former podcaster, newsletter writer, and overachiever. Despite his professionalism, Mom Swipes Left managed to get answers to the questions people REALLY want to know.

MSL Mini: Nevermind 02.09.2021 2:04

Seriously, Spencer, what are you thinking??

Episode 141: Is the Podcast Making Us Dumb? 29.08.2021 38:35

Jen and Carol are back! Listen as they recap what they did with their time away and if they're back smarter than ever. Using her new big brain, Carol has a few Covid vaccine tracker insights, and Jen tells a story about corned beef hash. Could there be a MSL Only Fans page? The show truly takes a left turn at minute 32, and it's all down hill from there. Haven't you missed us? Check out our show n...