Melrose Place Cast

Well, would you look at this show truckin' along?  We are four episodes in, people seem to have gotten over the murder of Teri Spencer, Carrie is seducing the father of her child, Hillary is sleeping with a detective, Brian seems to be obsessed with Sarah, and David and Sarah are going to get married!  I'm sure nothing will go wrong with their SURPRISE WEDDING TOMORROW THAT THEY ARE NOT...

Amanda Woodward, she works in mysterious ways.  Alison asks for help with Elizabeth, and Amanda continues to torture Alison by firing Elizabeth and making sure Billy finds out.  Jo misreads everything and somehow asks Alison if she's having trouble with Billy, who already moved out of the apartment while Jo was there eating breakfast. Jake goes home to see his father, Jo announces that h...

*** SPECIAL EXPERT SPECIAL EXPERT SPECIAL EXPERT GUEST *** We are joined once again by our Gen Z expert, Teege's own nephew Nick.  This episode slowly devolves into someone comparing the other to Marjorie Taylor Greene, so let's just say no one comes out winners. Much like Jake, who is fished out of the ocean only to be refused a change of clothes and leaves the show anyway. Amanda mourns daddy's...

If the latest tip is correct, it appears that Puddle went on to become a world-renowned pathologist and blood expert who spent a career helping terminally ill patients.  A child prodigy born to Turkish immigrants, Puddle's life story may surprise you.  Together, we'll track down this latest lead. If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media us...

Well, well, well, the bitch is back.  And by bitch, of course we mean Evil Michael Mancini.  He ties up Sydney and leaves her on Jane's bed, confronts his fiancé for trying to kill him, tries to get her to run him over and then sexes her so good to start and end the show.  I think we can all agree: this is the Michael Mancini we all know and love. Jo takes Alison's legal advice and goes to work ou...

While Mary's not being persuaded, Teege is liking this show, dare we say, a bit more than Melrose Place!  The drama, the intrigue, the underlying motivations never fully explored by the writers, it's all so fantastic! This week, Carrie keeps pushing her way in to the life of the family who adopted her son.  We see two flashback scenes of Terry's last moments on the balcony, a detective i...

Welp.  Reed's parents are in town, and are offering to help Jo with their baby.  How did their baby get inside Jo?  Perhaps we'll one day have to ask Dr. Shaw. Michael is continuing through amnesia, even though there is no brain injury.  When told that she can help him by taking him to places he had been before, Kimberly promptly tells Michael they're moving.  Jane and Mat...

*** RED ALERT - *** Is it odd that "Red Alert -" provides no information after the dash?  Well then, that's just because you're not a true believer.  Mary calls in to report a hot lead - that puddle used the Melrose Place money to fund his cult, until they ultimately committed mass suicide to get on the space ship hiding behind the Halle Bopp comet. Learn more, and confuse the FBI with y...

Well hopefully this is the end of Mr. and Mrs. Parker appearing on Melrose Place - although their impact will stick with Alison for years to come.  Billy is reset into working at D&D, Kathy Ireland shows her gratitude to Jake, Matt has an opportunity to seduce Michael, and Sydney is ... well she's put in a straight jacket while her father and sister watch.  #highart This is definitely an episode d...

The key of the season has truly been found!  Carrie finds out that her son is actually alive and well, and she tries to crash into his life by having an affair with his father.  David and Sarah agree to pursue a secret relationship, since Hillary disapproves.  What could go wrong?  Two suspects in Teri's murder are identified: Hillary because Teri received a threatening note ab...

Look - we're all adults here.  So are we going to make repeated references to the frequency with which Laura Leighton yells, "She's gonna finger me!"?  Yes.  I'm sorry.  Skip it now if this is a challenge for you.  We'll put the explicit label on. We are back with a reminder that Amanda hates Alison, Alison's father is harassing her and her sister, the marriage to Billy is...

When Puddle left Melrose Place, did he really go on to a life of national fame and intrigue, impacting the national dialogue and policies for generations, even annointing a President?  Join us as we follow this latest lead. If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to melroseplacecast@gmail.com...

Well through a lot of back and forth, we reached an agreement: Mary would watch just two episodes of Models, Inc. and Teege would review them all.  So let's get started!  We bring you this one special episode of Models, Inc. in the hopes of getting you hooked on the show not currently available for purchase on DVD, digital download, or any streaming service.  Legally. But WOW was th...

Each season, Teege and Mary identify the episode that they think will be the hardest for the other to argue is high art / trash.  We're living entirely in the second half of season two here.  It has everything - Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Pool Fights, Sham Weddings, Murders, Resurrections, Hot Gay Hand Holding ... everything. Join us as we review the best, and worst, that season two had to o...

This season went down much easier than the first, and I think we can all agree on the MVP: Sydney Andrews-Mancini! Between the multiple murder plots, the Jake / Amanda / Billy / Jo / Alison love quintrangle, Kimberly's death and resurrection, and Matt's direct to camera recitation of Don't Ask, Don't Tell - this season gave us all some good fodder for the greatest of debates.  Melrose Place:...

If you've been searching for Puddle in vain, perhaps it's because you've only been searching on the ground.  Our latest hot tip on the whereabouts of Puddle instructs us to look up to the sky. If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to melroseplacecast@gmail.com Together, we will #findpud...

The season finale of season two had everything!  Attempted murder, a life saved by the first ex-wife, lawsuits, betrayals, surprise testimony, Jake juggling Amanda and Jo, Alison running from her wedding, Mr. Parker's heal turn, a surprise heroine appears in the form of Alison's newfound sister, Matt kisses a boy (off screen, of course) - and surprisingly little attention is paid to the fact...

Well this episode title left little to the imagination, but a lot to be desired.  This week, we are joined by Gail for discussions on: - Why Chaz is awful - A heated debate on whether or not Amanda Woodward is a trashy mess - the way Melrose Place went to rape jokes and tropes with ease in the early 90s At the end, as always, our special guest casts her vote on whether or not Melrose Place is...

Y'all - we're starting to think that new Kimberly might be ... just ... a ... bit ... off.  But, she's on a mission, and soon, it will all become clear! Jake stands Amanda up again to be with Jo, this time forcing her to be stranded on the ocean on the Pretty Lady, just weeks after she ruthlessly murdered her baby's father on the Pretty Lady.  Jake's a jerk.  When he finally doesn't...

Kimberly has fully returned, and this is the wig snatch episode!  The original (by our estimation) wig snatch on prime time television! What else happened?  Sydney tells Billy and Allison they're going to get divorced, Alison's dad hires a pushy wedding planner, Jane gets told she should design table cloths, and Amanda's mother shows up for the beginning of the Models Inc. spin off serie...

Sammy Salami joins us to offer a hot tip on Puddle's whereabouts.  Rumor has it, he was trapped in the bottom of a backyard whale, euphemism implied.   If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to melroseplacecast@gmail.com Together, we will #findpuddle

Dr. Michael Mancini successfully blackmails his way into a Chief Residency position by bringing a prostitute to his boss' home.  You'll have to watch and/or listen to understand. Amanda threatens to cut out the eyes of her handy man, while Jo, FRESH FROM A MURDER ONE EXONERATION, stands by as an accomplice. Alison is dating her therapist, much to her therapist's surprise.  You know who's...

Amanda is oddly invested (not literally) in getting Michael invested (literally) in Mancini Designs.  Sydney then decides that she can remove the "silent" from "silent partner." Billy and Alison are planning their wedding, and Alison has identified one last boyfriend before the wedding - her therapist. Also, stalker alert - Ted Ramsey has arrived and he has drilled a hole in Amanda Woodward's...

Kay Beacon is back - but likely just for one episode where she tries to rent a space that already has a Mancini Designs sign over it.  How will Jane afford this?  Easy - she just inhereted 100 Gees from Gramm who died and left a sweet $100,000 to Jane and Michael Mancini.  But uh-oh, Michael and Sydney, you know, the OTHER Mrs. Mancini, show up to claim their half and now Jane has g...

Michael tries several times to kill Sydney, and is either interrupted, thwarted, or chickens out.  Sydney knows that's how their love is for real.   Jane gets involved in the blackmail business.  Hopefully it will be more fruitful than the design business! Alison and Billy are getting married but in a story as old as time, they can't decide on who does what for wedding planning. &nb...