Melrose Place Cast

Oh goodness are things getting real.  Michael and Sydney get married - they actually do it.  These crazy kids - it's amazing what sibling rivalry and blackmail will do to bring people together. Jo is doing a photo shoot with the cast of Models, Inc. when she passes out, because that's apparently a sign of pregnancy now.  Ironically, not only is the baby's dad dead (Reed) - so is the...

We asked, and our listeners responded.  The first tip on the whereabouts of Puddle is in, and it just makes our hearts soar.  Rumor has it, Puddle is a national treasure, floating along a river. If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to melroseplacecast@gmail.com Together, we will #...

Well, Sydney's plans finally come into view.  She is outright blackmailing Michael, her sister's ex-husband who is still paying alimony, into marrying her.  Is it a good idea?  Does it demonstrate good judgment?  Will this end well? No, no, and no.  But is it fun and entertaining?  Yes. Jake takes a swing at Billy - and connects!  In this moment, we are all Jake...

This episode of Melrose Place is one of the first "never forget" episodes.  Jo and Reed are having troubles, so she stabs him, throws him overboard, shoots him through the heart, talks him down while he dies, covers him in a tarp, and holds up the coast guard.  We're going to say that her New York instinct failed her. Things are cooking with Michael and Sydney - now that she has blackmai...

Join us for a *bonus episode* where we interview three of our expert guests about the Don't Ask, Don't Tell story line with Matt and Jeffrey.  We discuss everything about gay rights, whether millenials or gen z are better informed, and how many cats our Melrose Place Rival, Christopher has. Being serious for just a moment, Melrose Place took their perch in pop culture to lecture and speak to...

Sydney figures out Matt and Michael's illegal scheme, and clunkily moves towards blackmail.  Jo gets suspicious of Reed, finds drugs in a small compartment and gets held hostage in that same compartment that grew to the size of a tiny house.  Billy and Alison are having bicoastal relationship troubles, and Matt and Jeffrey say the gay away. Also, Gail launches a vicious attack on Teege,...

Michael is restrained from Jane, Sydney calls an ambulance for Dr. Michael Mancini, Billy moves to New York, Matt and Jeffrey go PSA, and Mary absolutely breaks Teege in the second ad. This is going to be a great November. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Michael and Jane are going to get back toge....well that was short lived. On this episode, Mary gives us plenty of reasons to question her feminism and Teege perhaps starts to commit identity theft.  Jo and Reed get closer together, Matt and Jeffrey begin to explore the challenges of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, and Billy gets promoted and must move to New York in time for the next sweeps week. mel...

Michael's game succeeds - he breaks Robert and gets him to cheat on Jane, ultimately letting him convince her that "anyone can slip up."  He's coming on strong to reunite OFFICIALLY with Jane Mancini.  He also infuriates us by suggesting "all the pain" of his accident (WHICH INCLUDES KIMBERLY DYING) is worth it because it helped him see how important Jane is. Amanda feels the heat from A...

Jo goes back to her high school reunion because Alison is a bad friend.  She meets her boyfriend who will make you want to sing, "SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME, BABY YOU GIVE LOVE, A BAD NAME." Amanda's pipes burst and it's Jake to the rescue.  Amanda also turns ice cold to Alison since Billy AGAIN is choosing Alison over Amanda.

When someone is in an accident and leaves with a life altering disability, they go through a process of acceptance over years.  Michael takes fifteen minutes.  Also in this episode, a pantsless Billy accepts gifts from a small child, Katya sends for Baby Doubtfire and a divorce (we presume) and Sydney walks onto the set of Home Alone to tell a priest she feels guilty.  Oh, and Billy...

Look, this is by far our longest episode yet, and for good reason.  In this episode, we debate whether Billy is an incel, whether asking someone about how much money they make on a first date is offensive, what the term "trash sex" means, and whether Jo should be pushing off Jake. Amanda and Billy are hooking up, Palmer Woodward is arrested, Jake is in hiding, Alison goes to sleep with Steve...

Michael and Jane, living together in apartment 5, again!  Kimberly has died, Sydney is blackmailing Michael, and Jane is determined to break up her relationship with Robert. Alison and Billy break up as Billy moves in with Jake.  Can Alison save her relationship with just a pen?  Finally, Katya escapes to Russia and leaves Baby Doubtfire with Matt. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Alison and Billy continue to be on the rocks, and it looks like they may be headed to splitsville. Amanda reveals herself to be as manipulative and meddling as we remember from the 90s. Sydney is being won over into sex work since everyone else in her life is shutting her out because of the terrible things she's done. Join us for this decidedly pro-marriage podcast! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

It just had to be sweeps week - there's no other explanation for the pacing of stories the last few weeks.  In this week ALONE, Michael and Kimberly get engaged, crash, reveal their engagement to Jane, and convince Matt to commit his first felony.   Sydney gets sent on her first date, and accidentally invites Jane to become a prostitute as well. Aaannnnndddd the Billy/Alison storyline co...

If you enjoy episodes where Gail is our special guest, then this one is for you. If, however, you enjoy episodes with less Kimberly and more Alison, then this episode is ALSO for you. Join us as we discuss, debate, and dissect this surprisingly entertaining episode of Melrose Place considering how little Kimberly there is! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

The Sydney Bomb has exploded all over Melrose Place.  Jane, Michael, Amanda, even Jake are all caught up in the flash bangery of it all.  Come enjoy the epic story of Melrose Place "Married to It" and explore classic philosophical lines including: - "Are you crazy?  What exactly do you think you mean to me?" - "You don't have to go around introducing yourself as my wife." - "I just...

ALERT!  ALERT!  ALERT! The first known case of Melrose Place blackmail has begun.  Sydney lays it out for Michael, and he is trapped. Alison makes it clear that she is interested in Steve Jobs, who asks Jo out on a date. Amanda and Jake make it Facebook official and Jo is not happy. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Dear listeners: Sydney is currently the main character. Jane finds herself in what may be a fulfilling relationship, but a boring story lane. Jake and Amanda progress, and Alison is catching eyes for a new, more mature gentleman caller. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Sydney is turning on the "charm" with Michael, Amanda is pushing Jake back, Alison and Billy decide to fix Jo and Jake, and Jane is hooking up with her lawyer. As far as companion podcasts go, this was a good episode. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

We are back with special guests, a listener voicemail, and very tinny audio quality.  Look, we do what we can, but this week will definitely sound like we're all sitting around a cavernous garage discussing Alison watching Billy get groped by a vixen of the week, Jake destroying a fridge full of Jo's leftovers, Amanda being nosy, and Matt going on a date with, *plot twist* a lady! melroseplac...

pew, pew, pew!!! In this episode of Melrose Place, Amanda torches Jake's bike shop, and we barely even notice because Sydney is being Sydney, Jane is in an interesting story line yet somehow boring, and Russian Rhonda is on the scene! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Keith literally kills himself and the we barely make mention of it.  But laundry is the thesis for all three points that this is a trashy soap opera. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

The trifecta!  Sydney, Kimberly, and Amanda, all in one episode! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

It's season two, everyone is a bit sassier, break ups from the season finale are undone, and Amanda is finally set free from the terrible story line where she chases after Billy. This is the Melrose Place we were waiting for. melroseplacecast@gmail.com