Melrose Place Cast

This extra, special, extra bonus episode hits the highlights of the 64 sponsors we've had this season.  We've got the best, worst, and the ones we love the most. If the ads are your favorite part of the podcast, you'll love this.  If not, then you: a) don't like a good deal b) can skip ahead to next week I promise, we start season two next week! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

In yet ANOTHER special episode giving us time to recover from the first season of Melrose Place, Mary and I challenge each other to prove the point.  We each had to re-watch an episode of season one that would be the hardest to prove the trashy/artsy point, and come to the defense of our argument anyway. It's like high school debate club, but with lower stakes. So, was Billy having his "own l...

And like that, Rhoda's story line is done.  In the weakest send off we can imagine, Rhonda is now off of Melrose Place, but she'll forever be on our minds.  This is a mini-episode to wrap up her story arc better than the writers did ... and by that we mean we'll try even a little bit.

As Mary says this week, "how exclusive!"  This week, we take a pause from watching new episodes and consider season one of Melrose Place as a stand alone piece of art/trash.  This means one thing: we get to talk a lot more about Sandy than we have in months. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Alison is being harassed by her boyfriend, Jane confronts Kimberly, Billy gets jacked, and Amanda gets a new job, a new apartment, and a new life. There is just one explanation for this anti-climactic season finale - they didn't know they were going to be renewed. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Amanda Woodward is pregnant and Billy is the father and Alison is not in the mood to be a step mom.  Jane and Michael commit to marriage counseling, it's just a bummer that Michael has to drive so far twice a week.  And here on Melrose Place, we see the first televised incident of someone getting "Karened" - but it's not what you think. Join us as we discuss the penultimate episode of se...

Seize The Day!  Indeed we did, with an expert guest who is just eleven years old.   Billy and Alison finally get together, Jane finds Michael naked at Kimberly's place, and Jo is shooting photos on a beach bed. Seize The Day! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

For no reason, the FBI raids Melrose Place in a dream Jake has that is not at all connected to any other storyline. Jane starts to get suspicious of Michael.  Alison catches and confronts Michael.   And Amanda is just beginning to find her way. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

This is the one where Michael finally cheats on Jane and her character finally gets interesting.  (By that, of course, we mean Kimberly.  Jane is still quite boring.) melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Please join us for a very special episode about HIV and AIDS - and a special sponsor that is sure to get us both cancelled. This is not the week we want you to email in your thoughts but please email us next week!

Yes, the main plot is that Billy's dad died, but really, I think we can all agree that the real meat of the story is with Kimberly and Michael.  It's a big, beautiful piece of meat that you might want to just stick in a broiler and eat with some nice red wine. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

This. Day. Has. Finally. Arrived. The crossover episode with Nan and Christopher, the hosts of Melrose Sheltering In Place join us to discuss the episode where a wheely office chair is driven to the airport for a Classabanca reference. Also, in a surprise to no one, Jake is not a feminist. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

You'll never guess who is pro-gun and anti-gun in the Melrose Place universe.   Billy and Amanda are apparently now in love and moving in together?  WHAT? Alison is carjacked and Mary is offended by the shading in Alison's flashbacks. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Things are heating up on Melrose Place.  In a moment that should never be forgotten, Alison receives flowers from an anonymous beau at work, and for reasons that boggle the mind, she proceeds to tell her boss, Amanda Woodward, that she is pretty sure Amanda's boyfriend sent them. Turns out, no, it was just Keith.  He's back.  Do we like it?  No.  Do we approve?  No. &...

Amanda and Billy spray each other with champaign after dumping Alison in the lake and driving away. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Amanda is here. Amanda is here. Amanda is here. Amanda is here. Amanda is here. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

The twentieth episode of Melrose Place means we get an expert guest to help us adjudicate this show. Sydney says she is leaving, Jo's husband is here, and Billy gets grumpy about Alison. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Join us in rejoicing the miracle birth of Sydney!  This week, Jane somehow goes from being a well-established only child to welcoming her little sister to LA.  Also, Jake learns to recite poetry in a sweater. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Join us as we discuss some fashion highlights of the 90's, the scourge of society demanding minority groups celebrate progress from ignorance, and the sexy allure of Jake's Naughty Nog. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Alison is thankful to know Dr. Michael Mancini, Billy is Santa, and Jo is the one exhibiting KGB tendencies. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Jo's backstory starts to come out and Shooter's now allows carry-ins. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

A question for the ages: should your show title have any connection to your show? Not this week! Join us as we discuss an episode of Melrose Place that has nothing to do with houses, god, or houses of god. Now with a new expert guest! melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Rhonda gets a new roommate, Alison and Keith continue, and we meet Matt's Bad Dad. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Sandy's gone.  Join us for this Very Special Episode where we discuss her entire character arc on Melrose Place.  It's a short episode. melroseplacecast@gmail.com

Sadly, we say goodbye to Sandy and hello to Keith/Billy manfighting.  Michael assures Jane that it's normal for husbands to want to cheat and Matt gets gay bashed.   A lot happened - but is it art? melroseplacecast@gmail.com