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Kimberly is the main character this week, and we couldn't be happier. She manages to be the central argument for all three of Mary's points this week. She confronts fake Henry, fights with Michael on Dr. Joyce Brothers' radio show, and gets called a poor, deluded psycho by Sydney. Meanwhile, Richard tells Jo he is Ricardo, Designer of Clothes, Ravager of Women. Some ethnic stereotypes...

Against all odds, the Models, Inc. 'Cast is back thanks to some legally questionable video acquisition practices by sweet guest star Gail. This week, Julie decides to stay with her stud boyfriend after threatening to ruin his life, only to see that he has moved out of his apartment, taken all his belongings, and left the place down to the studs. Carrie passes a note to Hillary and triggers the inv...

Yes, we know that the title of the episode reads differently in different places, but we are sticking with what the source material (Paramount Plus) tells us. This week, eight story lines converge in one awesome Melrose Place Party. We Survived The Blast Of '95! Everyone, except Mackenzie Hart, is invited. The party was decidedly awful. Michael and Sydney showed up eating all of the meatballs...

An important announcement for all fans of the Melrose Place 'Cast, Norma Rae, Teamsters, and Hollywood Executives: We're On Strike! In what is literally the least we can do, standing in solidarity with the Writer's Guild of America and members of the Screen Actors Guild, we are taking down all of our scheduled episodes for the month of August. See you in September, Sisters!

People of all ages - we found Puddle!  Puddle is alive, running around with nazis, and trying so hard to save Daddy's life by getting him some sweet sweet Stanley Cup Soup.   Finally, we can put this spin off to rest! Or can we? If you or anyone you know has information on the whereabouts of Puddle, please post to social media using #justiceforpuddle or email your hot tip to melroseplace...

Brooke starts to become aware of a budding romance between Alison and Daddy thanks to a huge bouquet of rose buds coming from Daddy's favorite flower shop. Of course, that is the most strained line of logic to make the plot work, but it's probably good enough. Jane's mutiny is decidedly boring - hardly a mutiny if you ask us. And, you're downloading this episode, so we'd say yo...

At this point, Models, Inc. knew they were in trouble and needed to boost the ratings to get renewed.  They did that by featuring Lara Harris (who's that?) and Emma Samms appearing as Grayson.  Who is Emma Samms?  Who knows.  But they made it clear this was a big deal.  She looks a bit like Lillith from Frasier. Anyway - five distinct story lines. Carrie is playing along w...

It's a draw this week, if we discount the vote of our special guest, Gen Z expert, Nick. Kimberly's backstory and psychological trauma is revealed, as she witnessed her mother brutally attacked, and then killed the assailant. The assailant is back to haunt Kimberly, as the voice in her head telling her to kill Michael Mancini. Jack Parezi is legit in LA, and flirting with / stalking Brooke...

What a relief, what a surprise, what a positive development!  Puddle, it turns out, is a science teacher, educating America's children through tangible, hands-on experiences in pipes, digestive tracks, mucus membranes, and space!  We discuss how you can be a good teacher without earning the ire and protest power of suburban Karens everywhere, how witchcraft might be involved, and if "wil...

Look, if you've been worried about the devious attempt by Haley Armstrong to get Brooke to divorce Billy just two episodes after he enthusiastically paid for the wedding and created a job in Hong Kong to get rid of Alison, let it go! Clearly, the writers have. Another week, and there's no reference to this divorce blackmail. Speaking of blackmail, Brooke has successfully pulled it off, got...

We are joined by Gail, who has never seen or heard anything about this show.  Near the end we realize that she thought this was a reality show, so let that tell you whatever it needs to about the writing of this show or the production of reality tv. Julie gets suspicious that Craig might actually have a lot of money, something that is confirmed.  It turns out surfer Craig is actually wri...

Do you remember all of the storylines from last week? WELL FORGET ABOUT THEM - because the writers sure did. No evidence of Brooke's Daddy's Divorce Demand has come up at all. But the Amanda Parezi storyline is about to begin! Jake and Jo are absolutely not going to be a couple again. Of course, they're hooking up by the end. Speaking of the end, Paul gets shot by the police, and makes...

Do cats cause schizophrenia?  You may have read articles that they do, then read articles that they don't.  Here, let's teach the controversy .  However, I am quite sure that all the evidence you need to come to a conclusion that yes they do is right here in this episode.  Mary comes to Teege absolutely convinced that PuddleBella is at a dog ball, put there by Old Deuteronomy a...

Things just keep spicing up. Peter is, for some reason, trying to rescue Kimberly from the consequences of her bombing. Sydney and Amanda are still living together, a plot with so much potential that is never appropriately explored. Blind Alison continues to draw Billy's attention, much to Brooke's chagrin. Broke's father demands Brooke divorce Billy if she wants $100,000. Jane keeps p...

The explosion is finally here! A finale that was rewritten from a crashing plane to a bombing due to terrorism had to be delayed from the season three finale to the season four opening due to terrorism airs on .... 9/11. Yes, Teege calls this art. We're back, and wow are there a lot of things going on. Jane Mancini is being nasty but in a boring way. Sydney and Amanda are going to be living to...

It's hard to believe that it's almost here. Did we stretch it out with The Puddle Search 'Cast, The Models, Inc. 'Cast, and Four Bonus Episodes (TM) commemorating the end of season three?  Yes. But now, at long last, season four is here! Well, it will be on Monday.

Listen, there are just four storylines of significance now that Sarah is cast to the side.  She just roves through a few other storylines saying things like, "at least you didn't sleep with a priest!" Carrie is sleeping with her secret psychologist, but so is Hillary!  Carrie confronts them, and the doctor says she is crazy and since Hillary is Carrie's power of attorney (I'm sorry, what...

We are REALLY stretching out season three here.  Join us as we remember the great guest stars of this season and ask ourselves the age old question ... who would we most want as a special guest host on this podcast? It's a traditional, single-elimination tournament that starts off like this: The Carters v. The Parkers Dr. Paul & Carol Graham v Richard & MacKenzie Hart Meredith Parker v. Susan Mads...

GOOD PEOPLE OF THE MELROSE PLACE 'CAST / MODELS, INC. 'CAST / PUDDLE SEARCH 'CAST FANDOM This week, we have uncovered a legit travesty.  A shocking dereliction of duty.  Mary follows a tip that, spoiler alert, doesn't lead to Puddle, but DOES identify the lost opportunity for a DUET FOR THE AGES.  We're still mad that it didn't happen, and you should be, too.  It's not too late...

This is just a fun little romp down season three - which main character had the WORST season?  As in, whose life would you least want to live for the year? For fun, we've thrown in two of Teege's favorite ads from season three.  We'll be starting season four relatively soon. Here are the brackets: Billy's Bitches Division Round One: Brooke / Alison Winner Takes On: Amanda Michael's Bitch...

In this special mini-sode, we "crack the case" of Mary's birthday present. Turns out, it was a hand-made gift, brought to you by friend of the show, and Melrose Place Facebook Group All Star, Brandon. TheCuckooBin - Etsy

The vixens in question, of course, are Monique and Julie, who are continuing their tug of war for Adam/Reed while Craig continues to pine after Julie.   Hillary catches Carrie impersonating her and sleeping with investors, so she gets Carrie some secret counseling. Sarah sleeps with Father Mark, until Daddy Priest Wilson asks her if she's ready for a lifelong commitment.  Having already...

Long ago, we received advice from Christopher at Melrose Sheltering In Place - treat yourself to the Lifetime movie about Melrose Place behind the scenes. So we did, at the end of season three - apparently the end of the Darren Starr era of Melrose Place. To help us through it, we are fortunate to be joined by Christopher himself.  With this gathering of some of the nation's foremost experts...

Apparently Puddle had wormed his way into our heart long before we saw them appear on Melrose Place.  According to some internet sleuths, Puddle was actually appearing on Melrose Place under prosthetic disguise, as an initial foray into the wild world of Hollywood.  Join us as we follow the lead that takes Puddle into the same room as Presidents, Princes, Princesses, Grammy Winners, and...

You'll never believe the brush with Melrose Place celebrity we've had...