Luke and Pete
Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...
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Luke and Pete
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Latest episode
Oct 20, 2026
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Episodes
The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete 11.11.2025 1:35:49
On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in per...
Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165 04.11.2025 1:17:08
On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!...
UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live 28.10.2025 1:06:47
The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G...
Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 21.10.2025 1:15:26
On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com an...
Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete 14.10.2025 1:22:52
The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions...
Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 07.10.2025 1:31:23
On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Dr...
Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 30.09.2025 1:38:38
On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553...
Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 23.09.2025 1:55:57
On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas...
Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 16.09.2025 1:32:38
Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (...
Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 09.09.2025 1:29:43
To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive...
“Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 02.09.2025 1:35:03
To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive...
"The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155 26.08.2025 1:32:51
On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas...
Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 19.08.2025 1:13:45
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet g...
“I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 12.08.2025 1:23:35
On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send the...
I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 05.08.2025 1:28:28
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luk...
“I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 29.07.2025 1:35:43
On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questi...
CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 22.07.2025 1:29:40
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou...
Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 15.07.2025 1:35:36
On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If...
An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet 08.07.2025 1:30:45
On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any question...
“Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 01.07.2025 1:12:01
On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing...
"He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 24.06.2025 1:40:58
On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you...
Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 17.06.2025 1:30:00
On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup...
What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 10.06.2025 1:38:13
On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you...
I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 03.06.2025 1:24:25
On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any ques...
My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete 27.05.2025 1:19:44
On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please se...
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