Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Comedy EN ↓ 205 episodes

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

Author

Luke and Pete

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.lukeandpete.com

Latest episode

Jul 7, 2026

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Episodes

Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 04.02.2025

This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www....

Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 28.01.2025

The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go...

Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 21.01.2025

On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go...

The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 14.01.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemm...

I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 07.01.2025

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou...

83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 31.12.2024

Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any...

Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 24.12.2024

Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com...

New Episode Out on Patreon Today 19.12.2024

On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird? Patreon EP88 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 17.12.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you ha...

I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 10.12.2024

On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool S...

Conor McGregor: Why does she stay with him? | EP117 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 03.12.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the Connor McGregor situation from a different angle. Would you be angry if your partner “accidentally” showed your friend their nudes. And a dilemma from a white parent who’s daughter wants to be black. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have...

Mike Tyson SCAM of the Century | EP116 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 26.11.2024

On this weeks episode the boys talk the big Mike Tyson fight and how sad it was to watch it. There is a thing called “Winter Penis” that affects size. How to spot a liar and they have some funny dilemmas, which causes Pete to say Luke trusts women too much. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing li...

I can’t stop cheating with my Personal Trainer | EP115 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 19.11.2024

On this week episode the boys talk creepy behaviour from the “Go Compare” guy. Korean army addicted to P*rn. Woman who cant stop sleeping with her trainer and a guy that took revenge to far. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the L...

My Boyfriend tried to date my best friend first, should I leave? | EP114 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 12.11.2024

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke prefers flirting more than s*x and Petes been pretending to be Luke in the DMs and having a harmless flirt with the ladies. Is it ok for a husband to get involved in a family argument? and what would you if you found out the man you’re dating tried to get with your friend first? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool...

My friend is terrified of gold diggers but he has no gold | EP113 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 05.11.2024

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how once in a while racism can work out for you. The worst gifts ever received. On average British mens penis size has grown by 2% and Pete doesn’t understand how they’ve worked it out. And finally we discuss a dilemma about a guy who is scared of gold diggers but is broke.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to o...

Halloween Special 2024 | EP112 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 29.10.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the death of Liam Payne and the price of fame. They have ghost story sent in they they manage to turn X-rated and a dilemma from a mixed race woman who has only dated white men but is feeling the lure of the dark side 🤣 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing l...

Has Yung Filly been silly with his…? | EP111 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 22.10.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the YouTuber Yung Filly who has been accused of wrong doing down under. What are their take on the situation. Is it wrong if your flatmate has s*x in the communal area? And Luke has some riddles for Pete plus of course your dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to...

What’s the craziest thing you’ve done in the bedroom? | 110 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 15.10.2024

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive...

"You Cleary have a Pawn Addiction" | EP109 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 08.10.2024

On this weeks episode the boys discuss why Pete hasn’t been satisfying Charlottes needs. Maybe he should take his own advice and turn off the internet. They also talk being a stepdad and jobs that might be embarrassing  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we wil...

My White girlfriend used the “N” word in the bedroom | EP108 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 01.10.2024

On this week episode the boys talk about the convicted woman beater who advertised it on his profile and got over 800+ matches. 2004 fetishes Vs 2024 are they all still acceptable? And racism in the bed is it allowed? The boys disagree.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the...

What really went on at Diddy’s “freak off” parties | EP107 Luke and Pete talking sheet 24.09.2024

On this weeks episode the boys talk the “15 most attractive hobbies to women” . Lukes looking for a school for his daughter so they discuss bad schools and of course they talk Diddy and the “freak off” parties. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help yo...

“Why do married men just want me for s*x?” | EP106 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 17.09.2024

On this weeks episode the discuss the psychotic people who relax to true crime. Pete gets into a family feud and Jon Bon Jovi talks a woman down off a bridge. They also get int he question why people cheat on their partner and this causes argument between the boys as always. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukean...

“I wish my partner was more filthy, how do I tell her?” | EP105 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 10.09.2024

On this weeks episode the Pete offends Luke when he thinks that if he caught something it would have come from him. They also talk the astronauts stuck in space and dilemmas about not being satisfied in the bedroom.   If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will...

A Good Woman is Hard to find | EP104 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 03.09.2024

On this weeks episode the boys talk Trusting each other. The sexual health clinic, STD’s and we have a dilemma from a young guy who is currently unhappy with his partner and receiving attention elsewhere should he jump ship? If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and w...

My Husband hasn’t touched me in 4 years, is it over? | EP103 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 27.08.2024

On this weeks episode the boys argue again about the kind of women they find attractive. Pete says Luke looks like a man off of the show “Love is Blind”. Prenups, wedding gifts and charging people to come to your wedding then they have two dilemmas about nudes and 4 years without intimacy. The boys are on the case.  If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotlin...

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