Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Comedy EN ↓ 220 episodes

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

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Author

Luke and Pete

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

www.lukeandpete.com

Latest episode

Oct 20, 2026

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Episodes

Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 20.05.2025

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream  they boys cant get their heads arounds.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool S...

“We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 13.05.2025

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing lis...

What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet 06.05.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dile...

I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet 29.04.2025

On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat   o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas ple...

Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast 22.04.2025

Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions...

LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET 15.04.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemm...

PETE ACCIDENTALLY SIGNED UP TO A " MEN ONLY" GYM | EP135 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET 08.04.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk about how Luke gave a stranger a lift at 1am in the morning. Pete accidentally signed up to a gay gym and a dilemma from a woman who dated an attractive man but he had long dirty fingernails. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions...

ADOLESCENCE AND TOXIC MASCULINITY | EP134 LUKE AND PETE TALKING SHEET 01.04.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk the Netflix show adolescence, Incel culture and they and dissect what toxic masculinity actually is. With a dilemma that helps explain why women may bring it out in men. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please sen...

DOES IT MATTER HOW MANY EX PARTNERS SHE’S HAD? | EP133 25.03.2025

On the weeks episode the boys discuss the British man sentenced to death in Bali  for dealing drugs. Pete calls Lukes son live on the podcast and says “ You know your Daddy loves you right?” And in 2025 does “bodycount” (how many people you’ve slept with) actually matter? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to...

My Wife ORGASMED with another Man! | EP132 Luke and Pete Talking sheet 18.03.2025

This week the boys discuss how they are trying to ban choking videos. A woman who’s been a Sidechick for 10 years and a man who engaged in a foursome with his wife and friend but learnt something new about his wife. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas...

My Girlfriend thinks I’m Gay | EP131 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 11.03.2025

On this week episode the boys talk about a mother and daughter who both pregnant for the same man. They also welcome back the controversial duo “Lucas and Pat” what will they say next. And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is convinced he’s gay. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing...

Worst dilemma ever! | EP130 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 04.03.2025

Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them...

Would you share a toothbrush with your wife? | EP129 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 25.02.2025

On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong?  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions o...

Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 18.02.2025

On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Luke...

Why do men hide their emotions? | EP127 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 11.02.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front  of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please sen...

Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 04.02.2025

This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www....

Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 28.01.2025

The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go...

Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 21.01.2025

On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go...

The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 14.01.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemm...

I’m an O*ly Fans Model but my boyfriend wants to... | EP122 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 07.01.2025

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the “Jim Twins” who were twins separated at birth but had unbelievable similar lives. The boys try and work out why Luke likes the women he does. Petes disgusted by a woman he met out and we have a dilemma from an o*ly fans model  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou...

83 year old Martha Stewart “Turns me on” here’s why? | EP121 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 31.12.2024

Luke has fallen for a woman but what’s the reason? He also reveals one of his fantasies that make him feel uncomfortable but of course Pete has to top him. And how much should you have to disclose when going on dates, a missing toe maybe? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any...

Christmas Special 2024 | EP120 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 24.12.2024

Its that time of year again. Luke and Pete let their hair down and play some games that of course don’t go as planned🙄 To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com...

New Episode Out on Patreon Today 19.12.2024

On this week episode the boys had such a good time they talk about the funniset video they’ve seen in a long time. Some racism, of course and they both describe their first kiss and can you guess who’s one is weird? Patreon EP88 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive Patreon episode every week, early access to the public episodes and to help support your boys https://www.patreon.com/LukeandPete

Luigi "Diary of a CEO Assassin" | EP119 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 17.12.2024

On this week episode the boys discuss the Assassin who killed a pharmaceutical CEO. Japanese scientist can now read your dreams. Pete try to prank Luke🙄and they have very different views over a woman if she slept with their whole friend group. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you ha...

I Found my boyfriends hidden stash of blue pills | EP118 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet 10.12.2024

On this episode weeks the boys talk president Biden “Pardoning” his son crimes. Near misses where people don’t have courage to talk someone they’ve seen in person so they post it on the internet in hopes the person they desire will read it. Good guy Pete has some ideas about who deserves what in a divorce and blue pill dilemma  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool S...

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