Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

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Luke and Pete

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Comedy

Podcast-Website

www.lukeandpete.com

Neueste Folge

7. Jul 2026

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Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete 07.07.2026

On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to...

Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete 30.06.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas p...

"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete 23.06.2026

Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool S...

“My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete 16.06.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have...

“I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete 09.06.2026

This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way....

“Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete 02.06.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete...

Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194 26.05.2026

This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to...

Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete 19.05.2026

Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotl...

I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete 12.05.2026

Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go...

Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191 05.05.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mail...

Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete 28.04.2026

This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (th...

Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete 21.04.2026

On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with...

Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete 14.04.2026

On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in pers...

My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete 07.04.2026

On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us...

Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete 31.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️...

The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete 24.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories,...

He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete 17.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come...

Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183 10.03.2026

On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night ful...

BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182 03.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in...

Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181 24.02.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be...

Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180 17.02.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come han...

“We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete 10.02.2026

On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s goin...

Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete 03.02.2026

This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us i...

Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete 27.01.2026

The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face: mum or wife — who’s number one? Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂 The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out...

“Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete 20.01.2026

This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode. 0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke  3:08 W...

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