Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage? (It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.) Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him. And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo dr...

On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident....

This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong...

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a nig...

(audio Version) On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s g...

On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to...

On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang o...

On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out...

On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!...

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukean...

On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in per...

On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!...

The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind). Don’t miss it! On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G...

On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com an...

The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions...

On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Dr...

On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553...

On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas...

Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (...

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive...

To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or E-mail Help@lukeandPete.com or message us on any of the socials and we will help you out Luke and Pete style😜 Joins us on Patreon for an Exclusive...

On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas...

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work.  To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet g...

On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send the...

On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www. Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luk...