Luke and Pete

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Comedy EN ↓ 220 episodes

Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,000 social media and Youtube subscribers in under 9 months be a part of something that may just turn out...

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Luke and Pete

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Comedy

Podcast website

www.lukeandpete.com

Latest episode

Oct 20, 2026

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Episodes

Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete 28.04.2026

This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (th...

Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete 21.04.2026

On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with...

Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete 14.04.2026

On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in pers...

My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete 07.04.2026

On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us...

Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete 31.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️...

The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete 24.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories,...

He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete 17.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come...

Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183 10.03.2026

On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night ful...

BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182 03.03.2026

On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in...

Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181 24.02.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be...

Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180 17.02.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come han...

“We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete 10.02.2026

On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s goin...

Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete 03.02.2026

This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us i...

Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete 27.01.2026

The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face: mum or wife — who’s number one? Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂 The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out...

“Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete 20.01.2026

This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode. 0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke  3:08 W...

The secret to a long, happy marriage (it’s not what you think) | EP175 Luke & Pete 13.01.2026

What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage? (It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.) Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him. And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo dr...

“I Hate When Women Do This in the Bedroom” | EP174 Luke & Pete 06.01.2026

On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident....

Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173 30.12.2025

This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong...

Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete 23.12.2025

On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a nig...

Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio) 23.12.2025

(audio Version) On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s g...

Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171 16.12.2025

On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to...

Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete 09.12.2025

On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang o...

How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete 02.12.2025

On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws.  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out...

Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete 25.11.2025

On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?”  The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!...

“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete 18.11.2025

On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband  because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react  if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal? The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone! 👉 Head to www.lukean...

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