Kerry Never Saw That

Wait, did this even come out? Apparently so, and we've been waiting 12 years to see it. Join Kerry and Honeybeard as they discuss James Franco, his teeth, "Paltrow candles," and more in our Oztober finale. Thanks as always to The Hooplas and "Carolina Love Song>"

And we thought the Return to OZ costumes were horrifying. Join us as we discuss the film that made Honeybeard hate musicals in the first place. Cocainados, Michael Jackson's Reese's Cup nose, and an oiled-up Nipsey Russell are the order of the day as Kerry marvels at the bat-sh@ttery that is The Wiz! Thanks to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Oztober rolls on with our look at last year's monster hit musical, Wicked. Kerry and Honeybeard both were eager to see it so...what did they think? Join us as we determine our favorite green characters, workshop a Young Guns musical debate whether Wolverine could get a piercing! Also, Honeybeard brings up poor Art Is Fart again. When will he leave that poor guy alone? Don't mourn the wicked, get o...

Wait, I thought we said we weren't doing horror movies for October! Well, we might have fibbed because Oztober is kicking off with a straight up monster-filled fever dream. Tune in as Kerry gets her first taste of the Wheelers, Honeybeard recounts being traumatized by Mombi, and they both question their sanity after viewing this. So come, step through the goatse door (you'll have to listen to get...

With the Alien Earth series wrapping up recently, we decided to release one from the archives! We recorded this one a while back just because we felt like it and now seems like just as good a time as any to let it out! Join us as we discuss emergency room stripper stories, whether the Killer Klowns are a subspecies of Xenomorph, and try to find out what that mouth-mouth do. Thanks to The Hooplas f...

Come on in folks, and get you some DAMN ENCHILADAS! We're talking a Jason-less Jason movie here, one of the few that Kerry never saw. Join us as we walk about Honeybeard's love of the franchise, Oogie Boogie suits, and the horror of a Jim J. Bullock/Casper Van Dien lovechild. All this, and an all-time rant by Kerry about one particular character's bathroom etiquette. Thanks as always to The Hoopla...

It's a September to Dismember! Anybody can do horror movies in October, but we're beating the holiday rush by spooking out this month! Join us as Kerry and Honeybeard ponder alternate "adult" names for this movie, wonder at the exploding noggins, and lament the lack of actual chopping in this film. Come for the movie talk, stay for Kerry's bizarre story about her grandma's underwear. Thanks as alw...

Oh man, this one almost caused a divorce. Kerry was not happy with this. At all. Her tromatons are acting up and she's mad at the makers of this film, the actors, the viewers, and Honeybeard for showing it to her. RIP Gary the dog. Thanks to Old Suns for the intro ("Necklace") and The Hooplas on the outie ("Carolina Love Song").

Ya'll been pushing too many pencils. Aw yeah, we got a hot and steamy jungle adventure today. Kerry marvels at the greasy men in this and Honeybeard reminisces about chewing on Barbie feet. This is one of the Captain's favorites. As for Kerry...tune in and see! Thank you to Old Suns for the intro (Necklace) and The Hooplas for the outro (Carolina Love Song).

We've got some returning KNST vets today, Charlie Sheen, WIllem Dafoe (or Dafriend), Dr. Cox from Scrubs, and a couple others. Join us a we speculate on how much Dafoe face is too much as well as hear Honeybeard get annoyed at the grocery store, and Kerry try to find a way to make with the ha-has for a movie that is bereft of any humor. So hop on one foot down to KNST and check it out! Thanks to T...

Jet fuel can't melt coral reefs! Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane, it's Doug Masters and Chappy Sinclair! Man, did Honeybeard have a grin on his face for this one, much to Kerry's chagrin. Join us for all the latest Jacoby Brothers talk (Adjacent Bateman?), D. Thomas Howell, racing the snake, and the mysterious dead-pilot scrapbook Chappy keeps in his living room. Fly off to the (low...

Kerry and Honeybeard LOVE Suoerman...but even love has its limits. We apologize in advance for the episode length but stuff happens and digressions were made. Hear about Honeybeard's love for comics, Kerry's pyromaniac dreams for his comic collection, Superman's long lost sister Kerry Kent, and how exactly Indian money factors into (or out of) the Kryptonian digestive system. Thanks to Old Suns fo...

Surf's up, ya haole! Despite Honeybeard's promise, Kerry was disappointed at the lack of surfing in Point Break. Well, let's remedy that. Put on your T&C Surf Design shirt and your best pair of Jams and let's hit the beaches of Hawaii. Is this just a moist Karate Kid? How does one learn to surf in a wave pool? What kind of earring should Honeybeard get? These questions are absolutely not answered...

Well aren't we a couple of blue-flame specials! Grab your Mr. Zog's Sex Wax and join us for a Verified Honeyriffic episode (verified by Honeybeard himself) as we travel into the Swayzeverse! Kerry expected surfing, and instead got bank robberies, shootouts, skydiving, and Gary Busey. Thanks as always to Old Suns and The Hooplas for "Necklace" (intro) and "Carolina Love Song" (outro).

No, Kerry, we didn't already watch this. That was Better Off Dead! Join Kerry and the Man From Nantucket himself, Captain Honeybeard, as they take on the lesser-regarded of the John Cusack teen farces. Find out how much Bobcat is too much, what animals Kerry WOULD swim with, and solve the mystery of the Bullwinkle sheet/sail. Thanks as always to Old Suns for the intro ("Necklace") and Thr Hooplas...

We know, we know, it's June but we had to finish up Maydonna! And boy howdy, did Honeybeard pick a winner. Hear what Kerry has to say about Madge's vadge(!?), some rather...billowy curtains, and just how not-hot this movie is. Thanks as always to Old Suns for the intro and The Hooplas for the outro! Check them out on all your streaming services.

Join us as we take at two very special episodes of Family Ties, season 1 episode 6 "Give Your Uncle Arthur a Kiss" and "Say Uncle" from Season 2 episode 14 (Guest starring Tom Hanks!) So what exactly is going on with the uncles of the Keaton family? Why does Honeybeard's mom hate Steven Keaton? Why is Kerry unimpressed by Jennifer's clarinet skills? How drunk can you get off Marischino cherries? N...

It's Maydonna! Join us as we celebrate the cinematic exploits of one Ms. Ciccone, starting with Who's That Girl (no question mark). This may be the first sign of a divorce, as Kerry, let's just say, HATED this movie. Will she ever forgive Honeybeard for this one? And what the hell is a Pumala Voorhees? Thanks to Old Sons for the intro ("Necklace") and Hooplas for the outro (Carolina Love Song)!

We shelved the Kerrymania episode previously scheduled for this week in favor of honoring the late, great, Val Kilmer. This is one of Honeybeard's favorites, but how will Kerry react? Why does she hate Great Danes and popcorn? And is that...Uncle Rico!? Thanks to Old Sons for the intro and Hooplas for the outro!

It's Kerrymania, brother! With Wrestlemania coming up, Kerry and Honeyebeard dive into the Hulk Hogan masterpiece, No Holds Barred. Listen as we discuss why the NWA was better than the WWF, the infamous "dookie" scene, as well Vince McMahon's and Hogan's scumbaggery. Kerrymania is running wild! Thanks as always to the Hooplas for Carolina Love Song, our awesome intro/outro music.

April Fools! It's a Kerry ACTUALLY Saw That! Just for funsies we went back and watched some "very special episodes" of Kerry's favorite 80s sitcoms .Today we bring you Season 2 Episode 8 of Punky Brewster entitled "Just Say No." Learn what shows Kerry loved a kid, why she still wants Punky's treehouse, and whether or not she would have been a Chicklet! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina...

Badass beeyotches month continues with the return of Kerry's favorite xenomorph-slaying, orphan-saving, My Two Dads hating, asskicking double-x chromosomed hero, Ellen Ripley. Find out if Kerry loves this one as much as the first as well as how ampules of Lorenzini fit into the equation, why sharks hate Rush, and why it took so long for Ripley to give Newt a bath. Thanks as always to The Hooplas f...

The theme for this month being BADASS BITCHES brings Sarah Connor back to the KNST podcast. Give a listen to find out about the future and possible progeny of the infamous Mister "Pissy Bum Britches" from the first movie.

It can't be all positivity, right? If you want that, go check out the OsKers episode. Here you'll find nothing but snark and a heartbroken Honeybeard as Kerry takes a big five-piler on some of his favorites. (I mean, he can't be the only fan of Wisdom, right? Right?) Killer Klowns, Vision Quest, St. Elmo, and Andrew McCarthy's bare buttocks (among others) walk the raspberry carpet to pick up their...

It's been almost a year since we started this little podcast and since it (nearly) coincides with some other silly awards show, we decided to to hand out some statuettes of our own! Put on your ball gowns, don your tuxedos, and prepare your acceptance speeches: it's the first annual OsKer Awards!