Kerry Never Saw That

Two sworn enemies. One hostile alien planet. An unlikely friendship. And a whole lot of questions Kerry would really like answered. This week on Kerry Never Saw That, we're celebrating Friendsgiving with the 1985 sci-fi oddity Enemy Mine, starring Dennis Quaid and Louis Gossett Jr.! We've got space battles, meteor showers, questionable alien anatomy, a cozy little turtle-shell love shack, and poss...

Kerry was not ready for this. We kick things off with the Great Jelly Debate (Team Apple, here) and things devolve from there. Come listen to us discuss Arnold's tender nips, whether or not Quatto is Krang, the eternal Michael Ironside! Music: "Carolina Love Song" by The Hooplas

Replicant? Not a replicant? What IS a replicant? We answer none of those questions on this episode. Instead, we discuss Deckard's lack of consideration for consent, the coolness of a name like "Rutger," and debate whether or not bundt cake is the preferred desert of a blade runner. Intro/outro: "Carolina Love Song" by The Hooplas

What's this? Wasn't there an episode yesterday? Yes, but we love our friends here at KNST, and our very best buddy, and Nic Cage enthusiast, Double-A-Ron is celebrating a birthday. We wanted to get him a present, but in this economy!!? Instead, we recorded an episode for his him! We all know Nic Cage is Honeybeard's favorite actor, and Mandy is one of Aaron's favorite movies, so...here ya go! Kerr...

We've been antici......pating this one for a while. Of course Kerry knew about Rocky Horror, but did she REALLY know about it? Um, no, she did not. In honor of Mr. Tim Curry, we fast-tracked it to the front of the line. Come listen in as Kerry does the Time Warp discovers her inner Frank N. Furter.

Last minute recording here, as we had to talk about Dolly in the aftermath of her passing. Come hear us praise Mrs. Parton for the saint (and absolute baddie) that she was. We get into some talk about Little House on the Prairie, Dolly's outfits, Burt Reynold's tight pants, and Japanese slingshots! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

We get all serious on this one... no, not really. Join us for our first puff on a Spike Lee joint as we discuss Southern daily heat vs Northern "heat waves," Kerry has concerns about Smiley's welfare, and we break down how race relations worked growing up in the South in the 80s. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Swamp-Ass Scenarios in August, and we open up with an 80s jungle adventure. Join us as Kerry disses our short kings, we look back and laugh about Fabio and the goose, and break down how this movie is just Indiana Jones for your mom. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

We know everyone remembers back in the 80s when everyone was saying "gleaming the cube" right? RIGHT? Well even if you don't, we are ending Skate or Die July with a true skateboard classic. Come on in and hear us discuss rat tails, Christian Slater's creepy obsession with becoming Jack Nicholson, and...wtf does gleaming the cube mean, anyway? Thanks to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Put on your Jamz, lace up those Vision Street Wear, and come hit the streets with KNST for our Halfway to Halfpipe month. Join us as we hear Kerry's strict rule for ink pen distribution, learn about skate-jousting, and theorize on male mating dances. Give us a listen, ya Skate Betties and Nicklenecks! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's time to close out our Sword, Sorcery, and Steroids Month. What's better than one juiced-to-the-gills, loincloth-clad, oily muscleman? TWO! Despite her denials, this one was by Kerry's very own (naive) request. Come join us as we discuss lucky chicken bones, what actually makes one a barbarian, and the superb acting chops of Misters Peter and David Paul, aka The Barbarian Brothers! Thanks to T...

Surprise episode! Happy Father's Day! We decided to watch one of Honeybeard's dad's favorite movies from back in the day. Come hear us chat about Steve McQueen, underwhelming motorcycle chases, and the difference between a hard and soft N@zi. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Honeybeard's turn to have some big feelings. He-Man was his jam back in the day, so what did he think of this as a kid? What does Kerry think about it as an adult? Come hear us gab about Dolph Lundgren's ample bosom, unimpressive box jumps, the difference between Ram-Man and Man-Ram, and more as we discuss the movie that broke Cannon Films. Thank you as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Lov...

Happy Pride Month! In honor, we are doing Sword, Sorcery, and Steroids for June. If you were alive and had cable in the 80s, you saw at least some of this. Alas, poor Kerry did NOT have cable then, so she has gone decades without knowing the ways of The Beastmaster. Join Kerry and Captain Honeybeard as they discuss Paula Abdul (!?), homoerotic log-lifting, and the questionable conditions the maste...

It's AniMay, and we're taking on the granddaddy of modern anime, Akira! We're also joined by a special guest...Kerry and Honeybeard's own spawn, anime nerd, and lead singer of Enlightened Iguanas, Raistlin! Hear us pontificate on Akira's influence, who even is Akira, zombie toddlers, cyberpunk, and other nonsense we know nothing about! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Who gives a rat's a$$? We do! It's the start of AniMAYtion Month here at KNST and we're tackling a beloved classic this time, so Kerry better be gentle! Join us as we discuss Dom Delouise's place in the fatman funny club, figure out if one can be half-blind, and try to figure out why everyone is so mean to Mrs. Brisby! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

Oh man, Kerry's mad. Like really, really mad about this one. If you've seen it, you know. Come in and hear us gab about Rae Dawn Chong, Kerry's disappointment in James Earl Jones, and why C. Thomas Howell never quite recovered from this. Stay black(ish) Ponyboy! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Cultural Aprilpriation Month (still working on that pun) so we've got a cult classic for you, and it's a LOT of movie. This is a personal favorite of Honeybeard's and Kerry is perplexed as to why. Come hear us talk about Vatos Locos gang signs, the physics of taking a one-legged shower, and the etiquette of Nightcrawler bamfing right into your living room. So come on Cinderella, grab yourself...

Women's Month rolls on, as we look at two of the baddest ladies of the 90s. This one has it all including the world's most well-staffed Waffle House, Michael Madsen whisper-talking, dresser-nookie, and Jason Voorhees in an inner tube. Hop in the convertible and join us! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love SOng."

It's time for a celebration like no other! Forget the Academy, it's the Oskerrs! Join us as Kerry hands out her awards for her favorite movies, actors, and assorted other nonsense from the past year of the podcast. She also doles out the Raspkerries, putting those 35 year old movies in their place! (Sorry Madonna) Who takes home the coveted Best Picture? What is Honeybeard's Folly this year? Tune...

Another Friday the 13th? Didn't we just have one last month? Yes we did, and now we have the second installment of Honeybeard's favorite summer camp saga. Hear all about Kerry and Honeybeard's affection for Pamela Voorhees' special boy, as we rip the bag off his big ol' head and give him the KNST treatment! Machetes optional. RIP Muffin. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

It's National Women's Month, and we love the ladies here at KNST! In celebration, we are doing a couple of movies about some bada$$ ladies, starting with Spielberg's 1985 classic adaptation of Alice Walker's The Color Purple. Despite the subject matter, we still manage to crack a few jokes and tell some stories, including when Honeybeard met Danny Glover, Kerry (not) spitting in someone's drink, a...

Another week, another face on Mount Crushmore! This time it's Kerry's turn, as we take a gander at her main pre-teen squeeze, Mr. Corey Haim in the Dean Koontz cheeze-fest "Watchers." Hear us as we discuss Corey's attire, filthy dogs, Michael Ironside's untrustworthiness, and Australina repairmen. This one goes off the rails early and often, so apologies ahead of time. Thank you as always to The H...

Surprise! Happy Friday the 13th! in honor of today's date, we decided to sit down and (re)watch the movie that birthed Honeybeard' favorite special boy. Join us as we discuss the F13 franchise in general, merkins, Kevin Bacon, basic carpentry, and high school color guard? Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

It's February, so it's time for Cupids, chocolates, and chalky heart-shaped candies. It's also a new theme, and this month it's Mount Crushmore, as Kerry and Honeybeard spotlight a couple of their respective pre-pubescent crushes. First up is Honeybeard's pick, Deadly Friend starring his number #1 girl when he was 12 years old, Kristy Swanson. Listen in as we discuss basketball decapitations, Litt...