Kerry Never Saw That

It's time to close out our Sword, Sorcery, and Steroids Month. What's better than one juiced-to-the-gills, loincloth-clad, oily muscleman? TWO! Despite her denials, this one was by Kerry's very own (naive) request. Come join us as we discuss lucky chicken bones, what actually makes one a barbarian, and the superb acting chops of Misters Peter and David Paul, aka The Barbarian Brothers! Thanks to T...

Surprise episode! Happy Father's Day! We decided to watch one of Honeybeard's dad's favorite movies from back in the day. Come hear us chat about Steve McQueen, underwhelming motorcycle chases, and the difference between a hard and soft N@zi. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Honeybeard's turn to have some big feelings. He-Man was his jam back in the day, so what did he think of this as a kid? What does Kerry think about it as an adult? Come hear us gab about Dolph Lundgren's ample bosom, unimpressive box jumps, the difference between Ram-Man and Man-Ram, and more as we discuss the movie that broke Cannon Films. Thank you as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Lov...

Happy Pride Month! In honor, we are doing Sword, Sorcery, and Steroids for June. If you were alive and had cable in the 80s, you saw at least some of this. Alas, poor Kerry did NOT have cable then, so she has gone decades without knowing the ways of The Beastmaster. Join Kerry and Captain Honeybeard as they discuss Paula Abdul (!?), homoerotic log-lifting, and the questionable conditions the maste...

It's AniMay, and we're taking on the granddaddy of modern anime, Akira! We're also joined by a special guest...Kerry and Honeybeard's own spawn, anime nerd, and lead singer of Enlightened Iguanas, Raistlin! Hear us pontificate on Akira's influence, who even is Akira, zombie toddlers, cyberpunk, and other nonsense we know nothing about! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Who gives a rat's a$$? We do! It's the start of AniMAYtion Month here at KNST and we're tackling a beloved classic this time, so Kerry better be gentle! Join us as we discuss Dom Delouise's place in the fatman funny club, figure out if one can be half-blind, and try to figure out why everyone is so mean to Mrs. Brisby! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

Oh man, Kerry's mad. Like really, really mad about this one. If you've seen it, you know. Come in and hear us gab about Rae Dawn Chong, Kerry's disappointment in James Earl Jones, and why C. Thomas Howell never quite recovered from this. Stay black(ish) Ponyboy! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

It's Cultural Aprilpriation Month (still working on that pun) so we've got a cult classic for you, and it's a LOT of movie. This is a personal favorite of Honeybeard's and Kerry is perplexed as to why. Come hear us talk about Vatos Locos gang signs, the physics of taking a one-legged shower, and the etiquette of Nightcrawler bamfing right into your living room. So come on Cinderella, grab yourself...

Women's Month rolls on, as we look at two of the baddest ladies of the 90s. This one has it all including the world's most well-staffed Waffle House, Michael Madsen whisper-talking, dresser-nookie, and Jason Voorhees in an inner tube. Hop in the convertible and join us! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love SOng."

It's time for a celebration like no other! Forget the Academy, it's the Oskerrs! Join us as Kerry hands out her awards for her favorite movies, actors, and assorted other nonsense from the past year of the podcast. She also doles out the Raspkerries, putting those 35 year old movies in their place! (Sorry Madonna) Who takes home the coveted Best Picture? What is Honeybeard's Folly this year? Tune...

Another Friday the 13th? Didn't we just have one last month? Yes we did, and now we have the second installment of Honeybeard's favorite summer camp saga. Hear all about Kerry and Honeybeard's affection for Pamela Voorhees' special boy, as we rip the bag off his big ol' head and give him the KNST treatment! Machetes optional. RIP Muffin. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

It's National Women's Month, and we love the ladies here at KNST! In celebration, we are doing a couple of movies about some bada$$ ladies, starting with Spielberg's 1985 classic adaptation of Alice Walker's The Color Purple. Despite the subject matter, we still manage to crack a few jokes and tell some stories, including when Honeybeard met Danny Glover, Kerry (not) spitting in someone's drink, a...

Another week, another face on Mount Crushmore! This time it's Kerry's turn, as we take a gander at her main pre-teen squeeze, Mr. Corey Haim in the Dean Koontz cheeze-fest "Watchers." Hear us as we discuss Corey's attire, filthy dogs, Michael Ironside's untrustworthiness, and Australina repairmen. This one goes off the rails early and often, so apologies ahead of time. Thank you as always to The H...

Surprise! Happy Friday the 13th! in honor of today's date, we decided to sit down and (re)watch the movie that birthed Honeybeard' favorite special boy. Join us as we discuss the F13 franchise in general, merkins, Kevin Bacon, basic carpentry, and high school color guard? Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song!"

It's February, so it's time for Cupids, chocolates, and chalky heart-shaped candies. It's also a new theme, and this month it's Mount Crushmore, as Kerry and Honeybeard spotlight a couple of their respective pre-pubescent crushes. First up is Honeybeard's pick, Deadly Friend starring his number #1 girl when he was 12 years old, Kristy Swanson. Listen in as we discuss basketball decapitations, Litt...

Oi! G'day, shrimp on the barbie, all that stuff. Happy Two Year concludes with Crocodile Dundee 2 (along with a little reminiscing about the original) and Kerry does not hold back. Join as as we discuss Croc Dundee's nipples, how much pun is too much pun, and whether or not Mick is a poacher, and try to figure out why he's so dusty. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Happy Two-Year rolls on with...."KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Come boldly go with us as Kerry details her history with Trek, Honeybeard explains why she cannot have a pet tribble, and they both spend more time than necessary discussing The Next Generation, specifically Shut-Up Wesley and Lookamadik Riker. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Happy Two Year, everybody! We're coming up on our second year here at KNST, so in January we are covering sequels to movies Kerry HAS seen, starting with the, ahem, camp classic, Sleepaway Camp 2. Who wants to see bare Mare? You do! Come camping with us, we won't let Angela send you home. Maybe. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Happy holidays! We decided to take a peek at a more recent holiday classic (?) with the Rock tour-de-force Red One. Listen in as Kerry drools over a jacked up JK Simmons, berates Honeybeard over the difference between a sleigh and a sled, and debate the merits of Hot Wheels vs Matchbox. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Want to know what Ace Ventura 2 has to do with zombies? So does Honeybeard, as Kerry disassociates due to the trauma from this movie. Hear Kerry bemoan the fact that zombies don't have lips (though they do have prehensile vertebrae tails on occasion) as Honeybeard tries in vain to win her over to the side of the undead. This one is a riot, we promise. Thanks as always to The Hooplas for Carolina L...

No silly description today. If it were not for Rob Reiner this podcast would not exist. Listen in as Kerry and Honeybeard look back at some of his most beloved films and the influence it had on our hosts. RIP Rob and Michele

Honeybeard throws Kerry off her game immediately in this one, and we're not sure she ever recovers. Listen as we discuss werewolves (both British and American), the backhanded compliment of being the second favorite, and moustaches galore! Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Song."

Surprise! It's been a minute since we looked at a sitcom, so we sat down to feast on some Thanksgiving episodes. First up we have "Harry and The Madam" from Season 2 of Night Court. Honeybeard LOVES Night Court...Kerry, not so sure after hearing what Mac might do with that turkey. Then we zoom into the 90s for a season 6 episode of Friends ("The One Where Ross Got High") that also happens to be th...

FAME! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER! We've got another Kerry's Choice here, as Boogie Nights (Before Turkey Bites) continues in November. Come listen to find out about infinite Kerries, why those poor kids had to lug their band equipment up to the 3rd floor, and what d a New York Hardcore Music Academy look like (aka the Vinnie Stigma Schoola Da Ahts!) Thanks as always to The Hooplas for "Carolina Love Son...

Ay! My hair! Ya'll ready to boogie oogie oogie? Yeah, us neither. Tune in to hear Kerry use a VERY NSFW term, shocking Honeybeard! Why does she hate the Gatlin Brothers? Listen to find out! Why do people love this movie? We still don't know! Thanks to The Hooplas for the "Carolina Love Song."